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(480): View more from Arizona

It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..

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(714): View more from California

So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place

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(308): View more from Nebraska

First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.

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(817): View more from Texas

Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.

(682): View more from Texas

That's completely alright, I do it a lot.

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(530): View more from California

Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?

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(619): View more from California

You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch

(1-619): View more from California

Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.

(619): View more from California

Love you...

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(419): View more from Ohio

Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly

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