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  • 182 68
    Submitted by anonymous420 on Nov 19, 10 at 1:48pm
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    Perfect! Just make sure they don't like him too much or they'll be asking about him for the next 5 years.

  • 159 59
    Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 19, 10 at 2:10pm
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    If there's one night a year you don't want anal, it's Thanksgiving

  • 136 38
    Submitted by horsesmouth on Nov 19, 10 at 1:29pm
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    Valid trade-off

    • 33 50
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 19, 10 at 8:22pm
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      More vapid than valid

  • 91 52
    Submitted by Mr_birds on Nov 19, 10 at 3:33pm
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    Ahh reminds me of senor prom. Mad love to all my hags!

  • 67 59
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 19, 10 at 9:47pm
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    Saw a couple like that years ago and they ended up marrying when they were both on the bounce. He even switched back to women.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Alana969 on Nov 19, 10 at 1:28pm
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    That's pure genius!

  • 54 49
    Submitted by pats1918 on Nov 19, 10 at 1:39pm
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    good plan

  • 55 55
    Submitted by EuroPeein on Nov 19, 10 at 6:29pm
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    Cheers!!!

  • 49 44
    Submitted by homotoker on Nov 24, 10 at 2:16pm
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    Been there sooo many times.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Veritass on Nov 19, 10 at 11:20pm
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    It's like Easy A, but you're not pretending to be a slut!

  • 39 56
    Submitted by wowyouwould on Nov 19, 10 at 2:31pm
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    Hannah?

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Taipan on Nov 19, 10 at 2:35pm
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    What, afraid Mommy and Daddy will stop sending you money when they figure out it's all being spent on plan B...?

  • 33 55
    Submitted by niceman on Nov 20, 10 at 7:47am
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    Marvelous!!! You are a hero! Keep spreading those sexy legs of yours, baby!!!!

  • 26 44
    Submitted by FirstFirsty on Nov 19, 10 at 8:43pm
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    How did you know pastor Steve was at club rickscottslobber?

  • 30 60
    Submitted by dualtwinkies on Nov 21, 10 at 1:35am
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    Or you could just not be whore cunt and then you wouldn't have to go through all that trouble.

  • 43 86
    Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 20, 10 at 3:03am
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    I had to beat my dick twice cause I miss my gf. Plus her friend is ten times hotter who I fucked on her bed on her bday.

    • 30 50
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 20, 10 at 3:50pm
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      WTF, dude?

  • 50 100
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 19, 10 at 2:30pm
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    Sounds good on paper, but what if your mom invites pastor Steve over and he recognizes your stand in boyfriend from 'club knobslobber' last weekend? Fired!

    • 25 34
      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 19, 10 at 8:52pm
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      Other than "fired", that wasn't too bad.

  • 3 7
    Submitted by sakurablaze13 on Sep 21, 12 at 6:05am
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    I miss that kind of best friend for each other...

  • 27 59
    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 20, 10 at 6:00pm
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    philly girls are just like philly fans, the worst

  • 44 93
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Nov 19, 10 at 1:36pm
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    Oh, a F@g Hag...