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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He felt like a one man threesome
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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