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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.

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(075): thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs. http://tfl.nu/pfb6

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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio

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(651): Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio http://tfl.nu/cnyx

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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.

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(828): They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal. http://tfl.nu/hfw2

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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.

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(719): I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/5dxo

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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes

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(415): I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes http://tfl.nu/o499

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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner

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(530): tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner http://tfl.nu/ps9e

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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room

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(502): Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room http://tfl.nu/pqte

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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.

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(630): We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade. http://tfl.nu/0t6i

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Bad breakup?

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He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.

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(410): Bad breakup? (1-410): He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB. http://tfl.nu/4dsn

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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me

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(775): The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me http://tfl.nu/fs79

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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.

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(404): If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you. http://tfl.nu/1sgs

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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying

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(559): We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying http://tfl.nu/pefp

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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP

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(530): I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP http://tfl.nu/mtep

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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.

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(541): It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever. http://tfl.nu/ky4b

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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.

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(519): No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area. http://tfl.nu/eioj

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