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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.

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(612): Pencil dick carries the name proudly. http://tfl.nu/iir6

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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea

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(250): He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea http://tfl.nu/7hkj

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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?

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Heroically.

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(262): Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night? (505): Heroically. http://tfl.nu/ycud

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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.

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(202): She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood. http://tfl.nu/9x0w

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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.

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(304): I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation. http://tfl.nu/s759

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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.

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(+44): Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off. http://tfl.nu/1dmr

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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean

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(518): I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean http://tfl.nu/nhpo

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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting

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(479): I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting http://tfl.nu/i8mu

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(240): View more from Maryland

God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.

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(240): God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone. http://tfl.nu/9qu8

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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan

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(301): I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan http://tfl.nu/1x19

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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.

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(561): You know I love you. I just don't love your penis. http://tfl.nu/4w11

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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.

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(586): I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman. http://tfl.nu/wow9

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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry

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(+61): Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry http://tfl.nu/2c34

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DC is easy, you will figure it out.

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I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.

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(617): DC is easy, you will figure it out. (508): I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this. http://tfl.nu/ltz6

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Thank you for caring about my cervix.

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(616): Thank you for caring about my cervix. http://tfl.nu/akl3

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