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    (302): View more from Delaware

    On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.

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    (207): View more from Maine

    By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.

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    (814): View more from Pennsylvania

    Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.

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    (479): View more from Arkansas

    I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.

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    (516): View more from New York

    She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...

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    (814): View more from Pennsylvania

    If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.

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    (479): View more from Arkansas

    He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security

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    (810): View more from Michigan

    Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra

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    (434): View more from Virginia

    I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night

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    then apparently I went "not bad" and continued

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    (+44): View more from United Kingdom

    We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!

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    (619): View more from California

    Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.

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    (313): View more from Michigan

    We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to

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    (425): View more from Washington

    You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.

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    (614): View more from Ohio

    So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?

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    (832): View more from Houston, Texas

    I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand

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