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    (304): View more from West Virginia

    Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.

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    (307): View more from Wyoming

    I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.

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    (425): View more from Washington

    But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture

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    (214): View more from Texas

    WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO

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    (425): View more from Washington

    I guess I'm open to more types of dick now

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    (479): View more from Arkansas

    Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.

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    (775): View more from Nevada

    I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do

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    So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.

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    (781): View more from Massachusetts

    I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.

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    (978): View more from Massachusetts

    We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.

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    (314): View more from Missouri

    Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.

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    (515): View more from Iowa

    Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day

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    (218): View more from Minnesota

    Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?

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    (651): View more from Minnesota

    Well I just put wine in my tea

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    (541): View more from Oregon

    People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.

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    (615): View more from Tennessee

    Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.

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