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Worst Nights of the Week
- (904): The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
- (215): it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
- (630): I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
- (731): He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
- (770): You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
- (248): So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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