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  • 82 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:57pm

    I find those public preacher guys annoying as hell. I hope there's a hidden part of the bible that actually says public annoyance results in going to hell in the afterlife.

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:59pm

    classless bitch! your awesome!

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:54pm

    3:39 why don't you take your self righteous bullshit to a different site

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:19pm

    @3:39 - Please elaborate why I am misinformed. I'm not necessarily in favor of premarital sex or adultery, but it's ridiculous that the man in the text feels it's any of his business. Why don't you go back to insisting to women that "submission" isn't offensive to them because the Bible just wants you to protect them.

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 11:06am

    i agree with 5:45! wooo!

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:05pm

    You're not mad at me your mad at your dad.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:44pm

    I'm all for God and Jesus and all that, but TFLN is not the place for it.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:45pm

    SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE AND CHILL OUT. smoke a blunt! yeiii

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:44pm

    Lmao 2:57 -anyway, I really hate when people use the phrase "sup, (insert word here)?". So not funny.

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:29pm

    this text was actually from my girlfriend to me...definitely not fake. i found that shit hilarious. and no, she doesn't work at a strip club, even though i tell her it's close enough to one. and she didn't say it to the guy in a serious, defiant manner. it was a joke. everyone that takes this seriously needs to get a sense of humor. just saying.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:25am

    people take this shit way to seriously.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:59pm

    Nah, he's the guy preaching.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 10:50am

    you must have been at dr feel goods

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:17am

    Bahahahahah girls got guts. I would have done the same thing! Fuck people who shove religion bullshit down your throat.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:14pm

    Why don't you calm down and let people say what they wanna say.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:02pm

    If you guys (3:39 2:46 ) are so offended by these types of texts, I dont think this is a good website for you

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:49pm

    gotta agree 5:45, i love bluntsssss

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:32pm

    I need to start going to clubs.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:50pm

    I don't really trust the sincerity of those street preachers either. Yelling at people about God as if to show "hey look at me I believe in God, I'm better than you" and sending people to hell in their hearts.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:54pm

    I bet your dad is proud.

  • 31 38
    Submitted by kitten0121 on Jun 19, 11 at 6:09pm

    Religion is like a cock: it's nice to have one, it's nice to be proud of it, just don't shove it down my throat unless I "ok" it.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:56am

    1:29 it would only happen at feelgoods. maybe if envy was still running. god i love west palm.

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:08am

    3:39/7:27 EAT A FAT DICK!....or if you're a religious bitch on your period go get raped and left in a back alley....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 10:25pm

    I. LOVE. YOU. marry me?

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:46pm

    Not funny IMO. But its good you accept the fact your trashy and announce it to a man of God, he'll be sure to pass the message.

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:53am

    Agreed 12:25. But I also agree that this is fake.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:28pm

    3.54 got it right. 3.39 it is obviously a statement designed to offend someone who is asking for it by preaching to people who have not asked his opinion. In no way does it indicate that the texter lacks self-respect.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:38am

    Who says not funny? Yes funny. Also yeah saving yourself as a "gift" is silly cuz you're better with some experience. You just can't sleep around so much that sex is automatically linked with being unemotional...but even random sex can be spiritual if with the right person. To each his/her own. The fact that humans unlike most animals have sex purely for pleasure and/or an expression of connectedness should be celebrated in my opinion

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:28am

    You're all wrong. Just wrong. Shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ.

  • 29 42
    Submitted by thomasb28 on Aug 4, 10 at 2:40am

    Haha this is too funny!! I can only imagine the look on the preachers face!! Classic!

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 3:05pm

    Ok, I don't believe in god or any of that shit. But this is the lamest, most retarded thing to say ever.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:22am

    is it the same guy with the cross thats always standing on us-1?

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:05am

    can you people stfu about god and shit? who gives a crap? keep your religious fairy tales and opinions to yourselves. the text was awesome - good onya for fucking with those stupid religious fucks

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:14pm

    What is a preacher doing in west palm anyway? shouldnt he be in the bible belt where he belongs?

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:35pm

    I agree with 2:05 (the one from august 16th).

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:45pm

    2:05 was quoting big daddy XD best movie ever

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 10:43pm

    7:29. since you have offered absolutely no evidence to the contrary, I can't just take it at your word that YOU know what you're talking about either. The Bible specifically calls for a wife's submission and states that a husband should protect his family. Different Christian denominations address this issue differently, so let's not quibble over details. I just made assumptions because you so obviously looked down upon the woman who sent this text.

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:32pm

    West Palm girls are eeeeeeasy.

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 7:27pm

    Just want to state that I am 3.39 and a couple of things mentioned in previous statements are wrong. I never said that I thought street preachers had any kind of credibility and I agree with 4:50. As for 4:19, again you are misinformed. You are talking about women submissing and you have no idea what that means or the context its being used in. You need to take a look in the mirror before you jump down my throat and assume you know anything about what I think or believe.

  • 36 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:26pm

    People need to learn the difference between moral law, civil law, and ceremonial law as given by the Bible... and they also need to realize that after Jesus's death moral law is the only one that is still relevant. That means NO-- you don't stone gays or put women on their periods out in a tent until they're finished bleeding; that's civil law and ceremonial law, respectively.

  • 47 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:39pm

    3:22, just so you know you are highly misinformed. Before you start rambling again pick up a book and read it. As for the text, what kind of club are we talking...I'm assuming a strip club from the lack of self respect in the original text.

  • 33 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 9:46pm

    7:27 Yeah,so are you going to be a decent human being and say those christian domestic discipline people are misinterpreting the submissive women part too right?

  • 28 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:29pm

    feelgoods lmfao concert hahahahhaah

  • 29 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:14pm

    You need a prostitute.