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  • 147 56
    Submitted by steven5441 on Mar 26, 11 at 10:33am
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    Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off? Tommy Boy.

    • 52 66
      Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Mar 26, 11 at 3:26pm
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      That'd be great if they responded "what kind of fucked up hotel is this!?"

  • 108 64
    Submitted by trickyknowsbest on Mar 26, 11 at 10:31am
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    Damn it Chris Farley, why did you have to die!!!!

  • 97 54
    Submitted by economizer on Mar 26, 11 at 2:11pm
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    Could have been a land shark. Can't be too careful these days.

  • 75 56
    Submitted by captainC on Mar 26, 11 at 11:14am
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    Sf cops are pretty cool. I'll bet they laughed at that.

  • 59 39
    Submitted by msh13 on Mar 26, 11 at 10:31am
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    lmao

  • 68 66
    Submitted by randomchic on Mar 26, 11 at 12:05pm
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    i doubt they wanted there pillows fluffed.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 30, 11 at 12:47am
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    And I just announced 50 doller ticket for no particular reason

  • 56 54
    Submitted by koric57333 on Mar 26, 11 at 12:32pm
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    Smart

  • 61 65
    Submitted by bankdis on Mar 26, 11 at 3:30pm
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    Win!

  • 54 53
    Submitted by BobAmerica on Apr 7, 11 at 9:04pm
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    Similar story to me, that story belongs on apparentlylastnight.com.

  • 56 57
    Submitted by bee222 on Mar 29, 11 at 1:32am
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    Perfict!

  • 53 54
    Submitted by NIKOLATESLA on Mar 31, 11 at 10:18pm
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    If you didn't read this in David Spade's voice, you have no soul. I'm sorry… it's a fact…

  • 45 49
    Submitted by flamingwalrus on Mar 28, 11 at 8:28pm
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    He, is a genius

  • 51 63
    Submitted by indianz2010 on Apr 25, 11 at 1:49am
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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 43 48
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Mar 27, 11 at 12:44pm
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    Lmao! Love it.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Mar 30, 11 at 2:16pm
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    Land shark! priceless.