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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.

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(612): I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night. http://tfl.nu/84z8

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Really? A fat girl?

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I'm walking her back. Chill out.

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She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.

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(612): Really? A fat girl? (1-206): I'm walking her back. Chill out. (1-206): She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though. http://tfl.nu/xw6d

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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.

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(612): Pencil dick carries the name proudly. http://tfl.nu/iir6

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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?

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I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?

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(612): Did you put pizza in my boxers last night? (1-612): I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day? http://tfl.nu/wnhf

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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.

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(612): So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision. http://tfl.nu/oggj

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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?

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(612): At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game? http://tfl.nu/97sa

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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.

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(612): It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab. http://tfl.nu/z2cq

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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!

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(612): ..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO! http://tfl.nu/1dq3

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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something

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(612): Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something http://tfl.nu/w0o2

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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!

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(612): He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants! http://tfl.nu/fscl

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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?

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(612): Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove? http://tfl.nu/82jr

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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.

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(612): I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away. http://tfl.nu/5and

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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.

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(612): We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door. http://tfl.nu/fjm6

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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?

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(612): Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic? http://tfl.nu/ja2v

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just found out that she named her cat after me.

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(612): just found out that she named her cat after me. http://tfl.nu/gcoa

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