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  • Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Oct 12, 11 at 11:40am

    You are definitely going to be in the human centipede 2

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    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Oct 12, 11 at 1:42pm

    I'm in a trunk and, it's goin fast and, when we round the next corner I'll get whiplash and

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 12, 11 at 9:25pm

    At least you're not on a boat.

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 13, 11 at 2:51am

    I hope you're still alive

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    Submitted by aliceforever on Oct 13, 11 at 12:08am

    Apparently I wanted to be in the trunk... Drunk me is fun.

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    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Oct 12, 11 at 5:28pm

    Well, was it?

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    Submitted by master0fwar on Feb 12, 12 at 6:48pm

    ....at that was the last we ever heard from Johnny again....

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 12, 11 at 3:50pm

    You need new friends or less alcohol...yeah get new friends. I'm assuming you wake in a trunk often enough for this to be an issue. Friends who put you in a trunk as a makeshift drunk tank aren't your friends....they are lazy. Handcuffing you to random things, like your chair, seems more friendly.

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      Submitted by rosa_rouge on Oct 12, 11 at 5:27pm

      This person may have gotten into the trunk all by herself, sans friends.

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      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 13, 11 at 2:49am

      Gapeach you're too funny

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    Submitted by gohogs518 on Oct 12, 11 at 8:15pm

    This is stupid as hell. Why are so many not funny texts on here?

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    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 13, 11 at 12:24am

    Who the fuck is this long winded cunt?

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 9, 12 at 11:46pm

    "Oh manomanomanoman" reminds me of Josh Peck's character in that movie "Snow Day".