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  • 24 36
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 24, 12 at 3:25pm
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    why? nobody is going to look for you

  • 14 18
    Submitted by chelsea_lately on May 25, 12 at 2:28am
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    Fyi, My book club recommends at least three hours daily in the sun using no more than SPF two

  • 14 22
    Submitted by sick_skullcandy on May 25, 12 at 2:23am
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    Or just a healthy tan in the sun for a bit so don't have to use enough astroglide to lube up a Louisville slugger. Hell would freeze over if you were a pale Russian flailing around with a sawed off shotgun full of wal-mart slugs. Hide the tip behind the bodyboards if your straight thug with no love.

    • 15 28
      Submitted by HailCaeser on May 25, 12 at 6:54am
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      WTF...this makes no sense, that is all

    • 15 17
      Submitted by reeln on May 25, 12 at 8:28am
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      are you simply retarded?

    • 18 20
      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 25, 12 at 8:27pm
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      I believe this is a pathetic attempt at "freestyling."

  • 14 38
    Submitted by aced220 on May 24, 12 at 11:32pm
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    Put it in your ass cheek much less painful