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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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You sir are my hero!
you believe this. you actually believe it.
damnit bro, i was just about to comment that.
This page is amazing!! I love you all...
IM GONNA DO THIS TODAY
BadMitch should be your hero, www.badmitch.com
I second what anonymous said, op is my hero!
@11:53 Peace is not a motive of Christians. Feeling like they're holier than thou and frowning upon others who don't conform are their motives. Peace is created by those who worship none and accept that we are simply animals, and we should not kill our own species. Jesus is inconsequential to this realization. I'm high.
i just read that high. WTF!!!
Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com
this comment makes so much sense! i think its cause im high too.
I'm not high and you are absolutely right.
"I'm high." haha I love you
you are amazing
Last sentence.. hahaha!!!
I'm Catholic and I still think this is funny.
Occasionally you see a bookstore where the Christian reading is next to Homosexual literature. That's got to be humor in this same vein.
Even if it's unintentional, it's hilarious.
you, my friend, should listen to the song "ironic" by bo burnham. you will appreciate it
As Patti Smith said "Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine". I don't need your prayers. Kids in africa don't need your prayers. Prayers didn't solve anything. People solve things.
as an atheist, this is actually my favorite weapon to argue with! much agreement indeed
It's great how you atheists are just as bad as the super religious. Start living your own damn lives and stop criticizing the people who do.
Totally, because atheists start wars, commit genocide, and murder over their atheism.
Dude...have you read a history book lately? All of the wars of the ancient world were religion based. Ask the Aztecs about the wars against the Portuguese, oh wait,they were exterminated by the Christians.\nThe Crusades of course.The wars between the Catholics and the Protestants in Europe.\nThe African wars between the Hutus and Tutsi's. + World War II had a religious edge to it, Hitler used the "Jews Killed Jesus" thing to gain support. Though you can argue Hitler wasn't religious.
Hitler's supporters were, why do you think he used that saying to gain support?\nAnd The Troubles in Ireland\nRwanda 1994\nBoznia-Herzegovina\nThe Ivory Coast civil wars\nCyprus\nEast Timor civil war\nSri Lankan civil war\nCurrent Iraqi civil war\nHezbollah vs. Israel\nSyria vs. Israel\nKashmir civil war\nChechnya civil war\nSudan\nThirty Years War\nDon't be such an ignorant hypocrite.
Yep. Thanks for reminding everyone of those horrible events. And don't forget the Congo has been knee deep in shit for about 3 decades now. Or Darfur. Or Somalia, Ethipoia...I guess there's not enough oil there to fight for those countries' citizens freedoms.
Hitler was one crazzzzzy
Hitler was raised a catholic. all I'm saying
FYI the war between the hutus and tutsis was nothing to do with religion, they are both predominately christian, they are just different tribes. \n\nI wonder if the the Portuguese were more interested in the gold in south america than the fact the locals weren't christians?\n\nMost wars are about money and power. by the way i'm not religious.
the difference between the two is you can reason with an atheist. if you prove something to me i'll change my opinion, and act accordingly. you can't change their believes with 'prove'.. \n\nsorry to burst your bubble but saying atheism is as bad as religion just means you don't understand the difference.
If everybody stopped sinning then Jesus died for nothing... Keep sinning everyone! lol
haha i love how all you crazy religous people are getting so pissed off at this
lmao ; agreed.
fuck man. im a christian and i get the humor in this. we're not all fucked up in the head and drinking the koolaid and trying to "recruit" everyone in sight. sooner you realize that, i believe, the sooner we'll all get along...\n\nnow. on with the party.
yeah, we christians arent fucked up at all.
suckitdokes, couldn't of said that better!
lmao nice observation
Best selling work of fiction in world history. Obviously some shameful huligan had moved them all from the fiction section prior to this. You're a good guy to help the employees out, must've saved them at least 5 or 10 mins.
Lol, well someone had to do it.
There's a great bumper sticker that says:
"Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church."
hahaha that's fantastic! and so true
Christianity has done plenty to shun others who they think are below them or not as good as they are.
They've done plenty of judgements against those who are supposedly 'sinful' when they are just trying to live their own lives and be their own people.
Religion is full of hypocrites.
I'm glad somebody got the inspiration to put those bibles on the fiction shelves of the bookstore, or if anyone has really done it.
Thats where they belong.
the fact that u had time to write that is sad...but good reading material
your comment makes no sense. he's saying a lot of Christians are hypocrites that distastefully believe that if you don't go to church every Sunday or if you have parties and get drunk on the weekends then that makes you a worse person than them. I've been raised Baptist and I'm no longer a Christian- I've tried but once you reason it out it just doesn't fit and is not believable no matter how much I try. We took the Jew's book, and modern Christians were only here for a coup
Seems like your just as insulting and condescending as the people your talking about. . . . what was that word you used? hypocrite? Yup. That was it. If you don't believe in it than why insult those who do?
why dont we all try being tolerant of eachother and respect everyones beliefs
just because im an athiest doesnt mean i hate anyone who believes in god and you shouldnt either
thank you...i respect that.
Good call. People really need to lighten up. In America, we have freedom of religion and of speech. So shut the fuck up, haters, just calm down. People can express their thoughts on religion if necessary, or even if we feel like it. No one can say, "Oh don't do that you're wrong!" just because THEY don't agree with it.
I totally agree with what you're saying, don't get me wrong. But I just HAVE to point out the irony in how you worded it saying we have freedom of speech and then in the next sentence telling people to shut the fuck up hahahahaha
I agree that people need to lighten up. But you just told everyone to "shut the fuck up" after saying we have freedom of speech.
In one sentence you point out freedom of speech and in the very next tell someone to shut up. Awesome.
I would suggest next time simply changing the category signs. much easier and less noticeable than lugging a hundred books from one place to another
dont you people have anything to do other than go on this website and cry fake? my goddd. it's funny, who cares if its fake
I put the Hannah Montana movie in the Horror section at a movie rental once.
Uhm. I'm hardcore Christian and I found this HILARIOUS. Maybe some people just need to lighten up? Yeah? It would be a good decision, and probably stop the kids down the street from throwing eggs at snd toiletpapering your house. Get a life, and stop posting on things just to show how much you love your religion. If you don't approve, then just ignore it. Jeez.
@11:38 chill, you work at a bloody book store, don't take your job so seriously.
also - amazon ftw
hahaha i hide all of ann coulter's books every time i go to the book stores.
Philly keepin' in classy.
Gotta love fucking with the religious people.
Why would Bibles be filed under "fiction" when religion is its own category that indicates neither fiction, nor non-fiction.
People who try too hard to be witty usually fail.
12:02 Also don't even get into the fact that alot of greek and roman mythology gods are proto christ figures, which all pre date Christianity. So speaking from that sense the bible most likely does belong in the fiction area.
You're an idiot. Of course Greek and Roman mythology pre-date Christianity. Its only a little over 2000 years old! I think what you are trying to argue is that they pre-date the Judeo-Christian belief system.
That may predate them but the two religions coexisted for hundreds of years. Until Constatine
So we should still be bowing to fake people in the sky because Ancients did??? They didn't wipe with toilet paper either, gonna follow that tip?
People have been yearning for a Christ figure forever, and now we have him. Genius.
People yearn to get laid....Oh wait, ask your Priests.
Mm its the bible thumpers that like causing the drama.
Bookstore workers too, apparently.
I still think its bloody hilarious.
i believe the correct term, is "Bible HUMPERS"
I find it amazing that there are Christians checking. out TFLN. And this post is what they find offensive.
agreed, there's so much stuff on here with pre-marital sex and drunken one-night stands and this is what they take the time to bitch about.
Y'all are directly insulting my religion, I'm not a coward.
No, Churches that picket clinics, kill people, and show up at soldiers funerals insult your cult. This was just a funny text.
I work at a bookstore, and people do shit like this all the time. Usually rather than moving entire sections, they just flip over all the atheist books, or the christian books, or the democrat books, or the republican books, or the books related to whatever other views they're intolerant of. It was every Obama book and magazine the other day. And yeah, it's a pain in my ass.
Aren't you getting paid? It's your job to deal with it. So deal with it and cry a little less.
this just made my day even if it is fake
i love seeing all the crazy catholics get mad when you say their religion is bullshit
funny as hell. . . if hell was real. . .
For everyone who is a moron and thinks this is offensive? The bible is fake. It's based on fucking hieroglyphs written by EGYPTIANS in 3000 BC. The SUN GOD RAH was the son of a virgin born on the 25th of December, was crucified and was reborn.
TELL ME JESUS IS REAL NOW, BITCH.
wow lol calm down hot shot. im sorry if you think its fake but i could really care less.. when this life is over we'll see who was right. and in your case i'd hate to be you. but ill still pray for ya
You know, I had the same philosophy about Santa for about 12 years. Every year I believed so hard, and the next morning I thought I was proven right. Then my parents realized I wasn't a child any more. Maybe it's time for you to grow up.
Santa is real, genius. Saint Nicholas of Myra.
Jesus was real, idiot. This is fact.
wtf are you retarded...The bible is not only a religious book, it's an actual dcumetation of historical events (at least partially) It has been proven that Jesus existed using science.
yeah it's true that jesus was a human who lived on this planet, but the bible is not necessarily a factual book. It contradicts itself. I basically view the bible the same way I view my daughter's Fairy Tale books - the stories (usually) have a good moral to the story, but I don't believe it's based on actual happenings. Be a good, honest person, help when you can and I think any God who can't love you for that isn't one I want to be worshipping anyways.
There is no evidence of an exodus from Egypt by the Jews, which is claimed in the old testament. That one fact destroys your argument. Fucking tard. "Actual documentation"? Other than the figures in the book being real people, there is nothing factual about it. It's a fucking law book to keep the poor and stupid under control. The only people who could write back then were wealthy men. But that's such an inconvenient fact to accept by fucking morons like you. "Actual documention"
This is so stupid. Religious texts and such have their own section in the bookstore... under "religion". It doesn't say it's fact or fiction, it just classifies it as what it is. Just like philosophy and cookbooks, it doesn't mean "this is the right way to think/act/live/prepare a chicken", it just categorizes it to make it easier for people to find it. Calm the fuck down and stop trying to prove yourself by making extra work for people that already have shitty jobs.
9:45: I am god... there is no proof that i am god, but you cant prove that i am NOT god! Now obey my order, and walk around naked, like i brought you into this world, clothing is a SIN!
paaahahaha love :D
11:38 - If you just filed the bibles under fiction, where they belong in the first place, you wouldn't have to deal with all the "punks who make your job a living hell".
Also, if you can't take a joke at your shitty sales job, no wonder you think your life sucks, it does...but its your own fault.
fuck christians and anyone who didnt find this funny.
kudos, guy, kudos!
woah, 2:31 AM, believing in SCIENCE (like physics, evolution, etc.) is NOT the same as Scientology. not even close.
wow is there really going to be a atheist vs christian debate on a website that was meant for humor?
Have you ever been on the internet before? This is what happens.
When you fuck a stranger in the ass?
Meh. Unoriginal quote. Unoriginal prank. All it does is leave the staff with yet another menial task to deal with at their already unrewarding job.
you are my favorite person ever
i just literally lol-ed for like..20 seconds.
mucho love, man
@12:08 Sure. So are Santa and Super Man.
Santa's real, genius. Saint Nicholas of Myra.
if you really think that the Santa we tell kids about is the same guy as Saint Nicholas, you must be retarded.
why in the fuck do people insist on calling it barnes and nobleS???
Noble is not plural you fucktards!!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear, every time I hear this it's like nails on a chalkboard...
This made me laugh more than the text..
just because you heard it before doesn't mean they didn't actually do it
Wow you're so cool and edgy
Most of you saying it's offensive did you ever think them not being in the fiction center offends other people? I bet you didn't
11:51 HAH (:D i love you.
suck it jesus freaks is prolly the best thing i've heard in weeks.
Sorry, but weren't YOU just on it?? AHhahahahaha!!
I've done this before. Didn't get caught though.
If the believers commenting on this are so god fearing and righteous, what are you reading TFLN for? It's all sex, drugs and jizz!!!!
but wait 11:45...you yourself are judging us...I believe in God...and yes...he will judge you for being such a jackass. Hope you like "hell"...even though the afterlife is exactly what was happening before we were born...no conscious brain activity. You are a hypocritical bastard.
lmao @ 'god rocks.' God, who in the Bible caused numerous acts of hateful destruction, murdered almost the entire human race, and selfishly demanded that people worship him on his word alone... yeah, he rocks. Oh yeah, he then murdered his 'son' and pretty much stopped talking to humanity after that.
I know dictators in the real world who do/have done similar things!
God did not murder his Son, He gave His only Son to be the Lamb of God, a perfect sacrifice for the whole world. When you insult my God, know what you're talking about.
What truly does not make sense is the "need" of a perfect sacrifice at all. If God is omni-powerful, then would he not have been able to create "Heaven" as the only plane of existence in the first place? Since he would have known his humanity would fail, does that not make him self-serving and unholy by creating a sinful race while having the "power" to create a perfect existence like Heaven, and thereby removing sin from the picture completely? To put it plainly, sk
@2 post above mine:
The earth is more than 6000 years you idiot.
The Big Bang was not an explosion, and saying "God did it" is not a valid answer, as it doesn't answer anything. You have no way of knowing if God did it, and even if we knew a god did it, how do you know it's the god you believe in?
Hooray for astrophysics, and its ability to define the creation of the universe in observable and definitive calculations far beyond that which any religion has ever dreamed up.
1:23 wtf did you just say
There are some sensitive people on here. This is hilarious and totally worth the read!
Stop debating about who or what does or doesn't exist and enjoy the laugh. Sheesh. Things (the bible for example) only hold as much power as you give it! Smile, relax, and do your praying thing or whatever it is you like to do.
Kudos to you dude! Hahaha
you guys really need to chill out. all of you
let people believe what they want athiests stop trying to convert christians and christinas stop trying to convert athiests
anyone ever heard of the doctrine of maybe?
I have a question. What the fuck did Jesus do that was so great? Nothing changed after he left. He didn't save us from anything. It doesn't make any sense.
I don't believe in God, but whoever did this is a total wannabe punk rock asshat. I bet they're also fourteen.
In soviet russia bible puts you in fiction section
No altruistic god would ever allow him or herself to be worshiped the way your god seems to do.
The fact that you can supposedly pray for me personally when all you know about me is the time of day that I posted on this site just goes to show what a rediculous notion "god" and religion really is. Thanks for the undeniable confirmation.
God already knows what i'm gonna say before i say it. Hence the fact i only have to say a first name or the "individual posting on this website at such a time".
This is such an old quote.
If it's real - it's funny!!
If it's fake - it's funny because it caused so much drama with the tfln bible thumpers.
i work at a barnes and noble... I would have though that was awesome..probably wouldn't even mind having to put them back
I've totally done this! Good work. Up your game and put all the Scientology ones in the sci-fiction/ fantasy section.
shut up 12:16 stop trying to convert us all
i don't understand why religious people are humorous.
obviously, people have different beliefs
but you are saying that christians think very highly of themselves,
when you are making fun of them for believing in a higher being.
it's just a little hypocritical.
it is fiction glad someone had the guts to do it!
LOL! Fucking awesome!
Really old shit is old? Oh, wow. Never knew. Thanks.
haha this shit is is so funny--whether it's real or not it's hilarious that so many lame christians are getting offended by a funny text message.
"GOD IS REAL" hahahahaha....
All hail the flying speghetti monster!!
win for pastafarianism =D
11:35 believes in unicorns, too.
Unicorns FTW! Haha.
wait.... unicorns aren't real? hahahahahahahahaha
i cant believe you counted 10:55
i am so going to do this...
@ that dude praying for everyone - pray for me too
Pray damn you! praaaaay! don't you ever stop praying. are you still praying?
I for one am always praying
what about when you die, is it a nice feeling to believe that you will never live again, that you will never be reunited with the people you loved, that you will never walk through the gates of heaven?
the truth is not always "nice".
Haha cus the bible is just a real jovial read. Lot's of peace, love and understanding in there. Oh wait...
@12:59 just because I pray for people doesn't mean I'm trying to convert everyone. Everyone has their own opinions, which I respect but don't have to agree with.
tat person is going to hell
hahaha love this, CLASSIC
3:38 terrible! but awesomely hilarious
dont take it personal christians, all religion is bullshit, yours is just a really easy and always funny target
gods dont kill people, people with gods kill people
there arent too many atheist that kill in the name of atheism, but a hell of a lot of religious people that kill in the name of their religion
Best one ever
bash quote number 406373
Okay if you're a dude i will totally be your friend and if ur a chick i would totally do you that was hilarious!
This was funny and burning in he'll is worth reading it. Whatever, he'll is as real as your mom's tits.
doesn't mean you have to interfere with our opinions just because you don't believe in God. I don't go and put books of your beliefs in the fiction section.
whatever happened to freedom of religion?
Private property. That means freedom of religion can suck it.
this has nothing to do with with freedom of religion
Heard it before too, but still funny.
This person is my hero!!!
I just read through about the first hundred replies and let me say this:
Every atheist argument had supportive evidence and logic.
Every religious argument was "HE IS REAL AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL."
I rest my case.
September 22, 2009 6:19PM
Cry me a fucking river. Everything on this site is wrong. And no there is not a law against it, as a matter of fact, there is an amendment to protect it. Freedom of speech.
you are my hero
[insert forced laughter as 1980s-cartoon force-fed morals theme with begins and camera pans up and fades to black...roll credits]
That's where they should be
haha!! talk about the biggest lie of all mankind, "Christianity", haha. you have to be of a seriously weak mind to find your answers in that!
1:13: You just basically said, "Whenever I can't understand anything I blame it on God then walk away." Waaaay to be.
I don't give a crap if it's fake. Just enjoy the humor or shrivled cunt.
Dude u rock! I agree with u all the way! So getting shirt and makin the text BIG. hahaha stupid Church! Nothing against Christianity, it's just that the churches f'ed it up. No idea what I'm talking about? Read the da Vince code, that's MY bible!
Awesome, gods laughing with you.
not real, i have seen this on myspace.
I still like this. Never actually seen anyone do it, so it's funny for me. I agree, all need to chill. This is website is clearly for entertainment, so like it or go elsewhere.
so dont pray for them theyll be fine on their own they dont need your "god" to help them out when they clearly dont need or want or believe in it
haha that is amazing, and exactly where they belong.
I think 1:23 is speaking in tongues.
this post is as real as Janice Dickinson's face.
i think this post is just trying to show you that the god you believe in is as real as pamelas tits
BIBLES ARE FULL OF SHIT!
1:52 there is very little in the bible that is backed up by historical accounts or whatever you said. the bible (okay, the new testament) is a bunch of stories that the people back then told for generations and then wrote down for the purpose of teaching lessons they believed to be essential. if they were able to rise from their graves and see us now, they'd be laughing hysterically at how literally the bible is translated.
You should've bought them all and then burned them in a wheelbarrel out in front of the store. Or in front of a church!
Eww, why would you purchase that crap? Buying it just encourages them. Much better to steal it, then burn it.
Hahahaha, laughed even harder than at the text
i think 1:23 is speaking in bullshit
what a tool. this is on bash
YES. That is AWESOME. And so fitting :)
I love how one person said "Science is bullshit" and "The big bang theory is fiction". Yeah because believing that the whole universe was created by some god who can control everything seems so much more realistic? This guy was just making a joke that in my opinion is funny. Now this board is arguing about what belief is right. I'm only 17 and I feel so sorry for most of these people who belief some of this
Telling him he's going to go to hell is stupid.
He oblivously doesn't even believe in that place
that's stolen from bash.org ... years ago!
I'd like to meet the dumbass who convinced everyone that some "big bang" created everything in the universe. Anyone could tell you that shit is ridiculous.
That's the funnest thing ever. You rock.
Haha holy shit this is hilarious
I'm clapping right Now because I'm so proud
all i gotta say is the mexican population is just getting way outta control.
thats the real issue here folks. lets grow up and face the FACTS.
Saw this on QDB years ago. Yawn.
jesus you are so unoriginal.
are you talking to jesus? or are you talking to the guy who posted this? because now i'm all confused.
Whoever said "when the world ends in 2012 you are going to hell" is really an idiot lol, Christians believe no one truely knows when the world will end, only god. But, i doubt the world will end in 2012, and I doubt god exists.
9:45 how is it that you dont know the answers to your own questions yet give credit to some god for this. well i give credit to my dick, it started the universe. So following your logic, since you cant disprove it- it must be true. yay!!
this is horrible! ugh!
it must be horrible to not have a sense of humor too....
I turn the Pineapple Upsidedown cake upside down in the grocery store as well, we call it "A Reign of Terror" when we do it :)
Christians can suck it. We have to put up will your bull all the time, you deserve to be made fun of.
@ 1:19, the creation of life.
If you are religious- why are you reading stuff from this website? It's the most "un-Christian" stuff next to porn that you could be doing online. It's all about texts "sinners" send.
I have the same problem with people who call Sherwin-Williams (which is a paint store if you don't know) Sherman Williams. SO annoying.
wow you can't post the name of the quote site this was stolen from. Bash
Actually, recent discoveries about the origins and growth of the universe point towards it being remarkably counter-logical, defying what we know of physics and mathematics. While their may not be a sentient god at play here, our existence most likely began with a godlike anomaly.
Hahahahaha, someone who doesn't understand science! Way to hold America back! \n\nIt's called random SELECTION, cockbite. Read a science book, or if that's too hard for you, try watching a documentary like the Blind Watchmaker. It has shiny pictures that move across the screen. Maybe they'll hold your attention better.
maybe you should read a science book dumbass; what are you trying to sound like an intelligent life form by pretending you know what the hell you're talking about? Random selection has nothing to do with the beginning of existence.
i must say your argument is incorrect. having studied astrophysics for many years, recent discoveries do not point towards any godlike 'anomalies' or gods at all. astrophysics points towards the beginnings of time having been started as a "white hole" originally containing all of matter/energy/dark matter/dark energy. not a being that said 'Poof! Everything is here now.'
They kicked him out because no matter how much u zealot fucks hate on it, tere is a religious section in barnes and noblesand the bible is a religious book. No one Asked fucks if u believed in it or not and who's to say u can't believe in a mix of religion and science. And why do ppl always pick on Catholicism, there is more than one religion; dumbasses
you are now my new hero! GREAT job!
It does "just happen". We just haven't figured it all out yet. O and with the creation of humans thing...I've got that routine down pretty solid I think (despite what the ladies say, heyo!)
Lmfao, Thank you for making my week. To all of you people condemning this person, who the hell do you think you are? You're not god. For all you know (if "God" exists) hesheit has a sense of humor. In fact, I don't see how hesheit couldn't, I mean we exist right?
It's mocking God's Holy Word...
11:21...YOU are on this website, so, tool?
everyone on this site is a fucking tool.
you do realize that you just called yourself a tool right?
Hahaha I'm going to do that!
Yeah I've heard it before too. Still hilarious and awesome. I wish people would really do that. Hmm...maybe I have new plans for tomorrow.
wow...I never heard this one before...
1:23 is quoting inherit the wind. get literate.
Fucking old joke is so fucking old.
You're awesome!! I heard a women at work say 'I have god on my side' I replied 'and I have the Easter bunny'..
Felt bad though she was just a sweet old lady, it was just the first thing that went through my head.
haha Jeremy...is that you, its your area code lmao, I love you
Your amazing! Your my new hero, consider me your slave ;)
You kick ass.
christians make nice with the athiests
Get a life. Pick on some other religion.
12:59, maybe he takes things with a grain of salt. Maybe he takes solace in believing these "joke-sters" are going to hell for their "blasphemy". Maybe you need to calm down about religion. People make fun of my beliefs all the time, and I don't care because people are entitled to their opinion. Chill out dude. Also, read a book about "science", just putting that out there...
11:21.. JOIN THE CLUB!!
1:13 The reason why there is a missing link with the evolution theory is because anthropology is fairly young as a science. And hasn't found every site, that or alot of sites have been destroyed by either nature or humans or built over with cities thus destroying any evidence.
i love u n wanna have ur babies.. ur the shit! ;-)
1:02 AM..........shut the fuck up. It's people like you and all the rest of your bible hugging friends that make this world such a shitty place to live. Get off your religious high horse, take the bible out of your ass (even though that's where it belongs what with all the shit that's in it) and learn how to laugh. Jesus Christ. Oh and by the way, god is laughing at your dumbass for being such an idiot
@ Jan 27th 9:02, amen brother
"cut your kids throats"?? Well that's not a very godly thing to say... (now to the guy who did it): Dude. Fucking epic. You are my new hero.
7:45 your a fucking dumbass. You can't defend religion if you apparently don't know shit about it
Religion is science friction
As stated earlier, this is pretty unoriginal. And it doesn't really make sense, because regardless of whether or not you believe in God many of the stories in the Bible are backed up by other reliable historical sources. So... even then it would most likely not go to fiction, because that would mean the whole thing or most was made up.
12:51 is smart :) i might do that
i believe this entire argument can be simplified.
we can't prove anything, we can't disprove anything. the only thing we can do is try to live in harmony with people who have different beliefs than ourselves.
That is wrong but fucking funny!
The bible is non fiction meaning it's real
the bible has as much merit belonging in the non fiction area as little red riding hood does.
Everyone has done this before...
the "theory"of intelligent design makes me rotfl.
haha, hilarious. Don't give a shit if it's true or not. Its genius and I just might go do it myself. :)
hahahahahahaha I love it. Who the fuck cares if it is overdone??? It is still funny. Oh and all you bible lovers...what about "thou shall not judge"...i guess you will all join us in hell...all the good bands will be there anyway.
that was ignorant of you.
this is real... I know the girl that sent this text she did it even if it's been done before
Omg I love you... marry me
This is from a movie. Not original
I'm a believer but that's Hillarious lol
get over it. its because Atheist's are ridiculed by your people for being wrong. i ask you, sir, why do YOU punish or ridicule people for what they believe in their hearts to be true? B-T-Dubbs...Mr. 215...are my hero
BRAVO! Makes me wonder when it finally WILL be categorized as such
Hell doesn't exist so I doubt we athiests are goin anywhere
Exactly... The big bang is a theory "smart guy". Atleast science admits there are no facts. Try getting
the majority of closed minded Christians to admit there are no facts in the bible. .... DumbAss
The Christians on here act stangely......un-Christ like. If you really want atheists to believe you're so much better than them, you could start by staying off TFLN. Every post on this site is about "sin." don't fuck a bitch, demoralize her and then post a thread about fucking and demoralizing her, then tell OTHER ppl they're going to hell. Fucking hypocrites
Wooahh. i know the person that posted this. i have never have that happen before.
Hahaha a go in and play cetch with like three other people using one of the book stoppers they get sooooo pissed it's super fun haha
I agree it was wrong because of how it affected the the employees... And christians probably would find this offensive seeing as they base a factual lifestyle on a potentially fictional book that may have been lost in translatation thousands of years ago. Survey says: this is one funny quote. I wonder if the author of this grabbed the koron too haha
i can't believe it took like 100 posts for someone to say this was from bash
I LOVE YOU!
Um will you guys be praying/having a theological discussion before or after you read things like He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Just wondering.....would you people who are proclaiming the Lords name and the power of Jesus kindly post the names of the churches you go to on this page? I would like to email a copy of your statements along with this websites web address to your clergy. Im sure they would love to see what you read late at nite.
@ 1:16 - then why hasn't it "just happened" for forever? There would have had to have been a starting point (i.e. when GOD created life). Just saying.
The starting point is when a particle of matter traveling at almost the speed of light impacted a cloud of proteins, forming an amino acid, the basis of life. This can be proven by facts. Can you prove yours with facts?
I love you
I dont understand why the atheists on this sight are making all of these claims about christians...Christians are not placed on the earth to judge, that's Gods job....we are only asked to love, that's the central truth to our faith, "Love God, Love Others" what's to hate in that?
sounds like u were on a mission.
also something i would do
awesome. been there and done it, except i put it in the children's literature section.
I just had to disconnect from a conference call because I could not stop laughing at this
haha...what a silly thread. haha funny to think some people state this is against the law...umm what about the 1st amendment to the consitution- freedom of RELIGION. (or lack there of) Get over it...it is funny. Anyone who moves books is practicing their freedom of religion.. you don't like what you read...leave the site fools.
Superman... isn't real? (sob)
12:25 its not bc they're saying it plural, its a possessive, and they aren't putting in the apostrophe. It sounds the same if it is grammatically correct or not. Chill.
Your fucked up
Well that was well spoken rebuttle there 1:05am#2. Kudos.
do you people realize, in the bible two chicks have a threeway with their drunk dad to get pregnant?
I'm still laughing at this!
Agreed with that dude
Dude this would be funny if I hadn't seen it on someones myspace page in 8th grade... 7 fucking yrs ago!
I'm still upset that they put my two bibles in fiction..."Alice in Wonderland" & "Peter Pan" at least Alice and Peter did'nt turn ladies into salt or knock off first born babies. I refuse to believe in a gfiff that's less human than I am.-Sherwin Williams & Mrs. Nobles
The classic joke. Also spoiler alert JESUS DIES
I would hire you. =]
lmfao, this is by far my favorite yet.
your my heroo!!! haha
dude. science for the fucking win. you are my new hero.
Please. Something like 98% of all known species on this earth, past and present, are extinct. That isn't even close to something that can be considered intelligent design.
damn. that 98% must have missed the boat. literally. jesus fucking christ! noah had one goddamn job and all he managed was 2%. what a fucking slacker
thats not even funny.
and God's laughing at you because he knows where your going..
I've always wanted to do this. Bibles need to be in with the mythology books.
Evan if it's fake and old, I still dig it.
How is saying "please go kill yourself" and "fuck you " very godly of you? If your gonna preach, then practice what you preach. You are horrible people. All religion is is a fucking cult. You don't even know that half of it.
Just remember, every time you masterbate, Jesus kills a kitten. I love rattling the cage.
11:35 i love literate republicans. learn how to spell, thanks.
Leo ftw.. Animosity rips holes in your face.
You just made my day.
shit people calm down. no hell no magic. big bang theory asshole, pick up a textbook. all ive got to d say is id like to meet the smart motherfucker who was able to convience a population that there is a bearded man in the clouds that we must worship and starve ourselves for. no "man" can create matter if it's not there. keep your opinion to yourselves and I'll keep mine.
I'm praying to god for him to not reveal himself to me.
well before there was a religious section ( and some book stores still do, including barnes and noble a few years ago) bibles were in the fiction section
I believe in God and I in NO WAY force my beliefs on other people, or disrespect other peoples beliefs.. it's too personal. this is very disrespectful.
I would think the Same way if someone did that to any other religious book.
Lololololololololololol...*brakes into tears from hystericts*
please all of you "Christians" have no clue you all are brainwashed to belive in some stupid bullshit get a life and stop preaching no one gives a shiit
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS JESUS/GOD.
GET OVER IT.
i'd go burn all the bibles at barnes n noble if i felt like going to jail.
Lmfao soo I agree with what others said,
You're my HERO :) ahaha thats hilarious !
I'm Christian and I think it hilarious
As an ex-Barnes and Noble employee, I can state with certainty that bibles are filed with other religious books (like the Koran, say) in a "religion" section. The only stance this person took was one that would irritate the employees who had to move the books back to the "religion" section. Wow, what a blow for righteousness.
bash did this first. plz an hero
Did the same but was putting the DSM and all the other Psychology and self help books in the fiction section.
I believe in God. What I don't believe is having to live my life by him. I want to eat meat whenever the fuck I want, cus whenever the fuck I want, and basically do anything whenever the fuck I want. I'm sure he's too busy to worry over every little thing I do, otherwise my "prayers" wouldve been answered. Amen bitches. Love this text. I'm sure the bible is fictitious, and full of contradictions.
Well there's no proof that there Non-Fiction so you you were helping them out.
This joke is older than Jesus. Still funny though.
Pay some respect asshole!
This shit is the best on tfln.. Get this kid a trophy
It's a matter of science, not belief. You can't simply say there's no godlike anomaly simply because you don't believe in a god. All it means is that it counters otherwise universally applicable logic. Mathematics and physics are the two purest sciences, and the origins of the universe, along with its nature as a singularity, defy even those.
The line between science and theology is actually rather thin, despite the impression that high school science classes give.
God is real. i BELIEVE! i have faith! like everyone else on this site should...
Who are you to tell us how we should be?
This is an old, re-hashed quote. take it down.
Bible = bullshit
Ur a fucking moron. Prove that the bible is real.
fucking hillarious. I tried this and they caught me quickly. And all you religious people need to cool your shit. We have the right for opinions too!
a good christian wouldnt be up this late god might think your doing something sinful
Religion is a cult. End of story. I just went to midnight mass on Xmas. Could stop laughing and telling my mom "cult. cult. cult."
Chill people. I think I just might do that now. Just to fuck with you all because the bible IS fucking fiction and it really is pathetic that people read a book written by cavemen. Quite sad. And I have a question... Why is Jesus our "savior" when he's jewish? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS CULT/RELIGION SHIT!!
damn you're dumb. Cavemen? both the Roman and Greek empires were before Jesus as in BC so were they cavemen? and they mean Jewish as in his ethnicity not his religion.
small correction, Judaism (jews) IS actually a religion
Christianity would still Jewish if we followed Mosaic Law.
SCIENCE ftw! thanks.
This is hilarious and I want to be your friend
Yeah, uh, God isn't real, so, who cares?
12:08 let ppl think what they want
Im a lesbian! Anyone wanna bitch about that too? Fuck.
What proof is there of god?
no 12:17 they do this BETWEEN jacking off to porn sessions not instead of
This is a quote from something else... I think I saw it on my cousin's myspace page.
OP was probably high so stop whining you evangelical nutjobs and go spread the love of JC somewhere else
I've heard this before, but it's still funny. Especially if someone actually tried it.
Here is what I find funny...
1) the discussion about this post has been going on for 5 months
2) this website is about funny texts...fucking, throwing up, cheating, booty calls, etc.
3) why are these defenders of the bible here anyway
Just my thoughts....
I agrre with # 1 & 2, for #3, we like our funny stuff too, we're all human, but we just acknowledge our 'bad behavior' if you want to call it that
Wow @4:18. That is one of the most ignorant and stupid statements I've ever seen in my life.
I do that all the time!
I've honestly heard this like 100000000 times. way to go.
9:45 probably posted this after getting her illegitimate children off to school, and after putting on her clothes that are made of a polyblend material. Did you have Red Lobster last night for dinner?
if u really did this ur my hero
"You think that can just happen? There's no way."
Says who? Just cuz we don't understand how things work doesn't mean they're not natural.
I prefer to simply admit that I can't know absolute reality until/if I'm ever presented with the answer. *shrug*
HAHA this is hilarious
i doubt it since theres no such thing as god
it's funny. everyone should just laugh and get over being physco bible lovers. I believe in god but I'm not preaching it. this is fricken hilarious I wanna do this
The bible is the most shoplifted book... seriously
I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE!
3:17 ifyou actually knew anything about evolution, you would realize how stupid you sound
Hahaha this is the only quote that made me laugh.
Uhhh... this is fake. This is one of those things you see on tshirts and stuff. This kinda pisses me off that this is on here, but my funny one wasn't.
And 11:53- there's an old testament in there too ;)
Wait, no, you're just a juvenile dick
This a quote from a bumper sticker. You are a lame ass plagiarist......have fun in hell:)
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fucking unknown error
Isn't this a quote from a movie?
You are an inspiration to us all. Heading to Barnes and Noble now to do the very same.
Regardless of whether or not you believe in god, you have to give the guy props for getting ALL of the bibles over to the fiction section. That's a lot of fucking bibles!
Much as I sympathize with the motives of the texter, I've also worked in a bookstore and I can assure you that on average at least half of the staff would like to do the same thing. But believe me, you're pissing them off far more than you would Christians, because corporate has a very different attitude.
@11:52 It's spelled dumBass. As in, the joining of the words dumb and ass. You idiot.
wow this is trite and not funny.. cool you have that much time to move shit around in barnes and nobles, cool life you have lol
2:58 I think you need to calm down just a little bit. To the OP: funny as hell dude haha
Wow some retards are preaching on here rofl
For the record, It is not sold as fiction or non-fiction, but as religious texts, to negate this fiction/nonfiction debate altogether.
Hahaha... I've totally done this.
It's cause your step mom is hot.
no matter where you put it people will find it... its tops the best seller book every year. you can knock the Bible all your want but it doesn't prove the facts that it is the BEST.
amen the bible spreads itself
Sweet biscuits! Nicely done!
You're a dick.
YOU, sir....are god!
And I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt
you really think this universe, this galaxy is the extent of things? We have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes. To put it all on this human notion of god (and prob this christian god) is some crazy thinking. poor me? poor you. it's fun to learn about why/how things came about. just saying it's god is pretty boring dontchathink?
That's an old recycled joke from some web site 8 years ago
that's fucking hilarious
Can u feel the burn! Lol luv it!
holy crap are you god? you responded with god-like speed
What an idiot. Fucking stupid.
OMG i know someone who used to do this
stu 5 49 i wipe my ass with every religious text known to man
Go kill yourself and then burn in hell.
OMFG ur my fucking hero!
"i don't understand people that bash love (in general). Non Christians bash Christians for their love of the word of their God. Christians bash Non Christians for their lack of faith. its a sick cycle resulting in misunderstanding and hatred. everyone wants to be heard, but no one is listening. Why can't people just be happy for the love that others experience instead of trying to break it?"
that doesnt happen because people are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling!
This one has already been done. It was on tfln like 3 months ago. Try and cone up with a real one next time!
u kno if u did this with whatever the muslim book is that people would shun u and noone would think it was funny. thats the shitty part of this
this makes me proud to be Pennsylvanian...for once.
one word... OLD... and then three words. Stolen from bash
Please tell me that someone screenied it when it hit 666 Good Nights
I did it...on my birthday. Best. Birthday. EVER.
And on the 7th day, god created Barnes and Nobles.(:
That's soo good!!!
why can't you post links? this quote is several years old
I will do this someday.
i hate to bust everyones bubble...but the most arguable fact is that we will NEVER know whether god exists or not. sorry to all who cry because of this. and sorry to all who fail to grasp and understand this. we will all be long gone before humans get anywhere closer to an answer.
I have a rock to sell you. It keeps away tigers.
That's where they belong!!
You're a fucking moron just plain and simple. Please do the world a favor and sit yo simple ass down!!!!
That way it gets out of the way for you to continue worshiping your invisible sky man. OOOOOOOOh, Sky MAN!!! Who is not Thor god of thunder, nor Odin, nor Vecna, nor Horus, nor Set, but is TOTALLY way more real then all those other pussies. \n\n...because he speaks to meeeeeeeeeee
How can we grow if we are living in the past?
Where progression is condemned and life is only just a path
To an unknown unreal existence
Better yet how can anyone believe it?
You told me that Jesus loves us all but you sleep on the streets.
You pray to god every night but your family can't eat
I know that your aren't stupid, so what are you doing?
awesome. those people have no sense of humor
Whoever you are, I love you.
People think christians are so stupid? science says that one time there was nothing. nothing at all. no mass or matter or anything. eventually the nothingness became so non-existent that the world appeared! magic! is it really that much easier to believe that than it is to believe in God? And all people commenting on how God kills people and destroys things have no clue what youre talking about. Read the Bible, yes the ENTIRE THING through. Understand it, then come argue with me about how the notion of
a creator doesnt make sense. youll find it impossible. sure, scoff at me for making this claim but if you have the confidence and gumption to actually take a step out of your retarded shell of atheism, then youll be proven wrong.
Do you believe in science? Do you believe in nuclear power? You split an atom by shooting a neutron at it and it heats up water, MAGIC! Earth came to be in pretty much the same way... God had nothing to do with it.
So, as a species, we haven't come along far enough to completely understand some part of this universe. The obvious answer then, in the mean time, is that an invisible man in the sky wielding divine power wished it all into creation. It couldn't possibly be that WE JUST DON'T KNOW YET what really happened. Religion is a fairy tale. You are suffering from the biggest mass delusion in history. Go see a doctor so he can prescribe you some common sense.
This may be an old quote but damn it's funny!
Hahaha I don't really have a stable religion but this is fucking funny. I wish there was a YouTube video for that!!! :D
Really y'all need to chill! Some believe, some dont, and some just don't give a shit. You don't have to debate all the time and talk shit. If u don't find this funny that's fine. If u do...right on!
Stop being idiots and go have fun with life!!
Btw funniest thing I've seen yet lol :D
Something that counters otherwise universally applicable logic IS just an anomaly, there's nothing godlike about it, regardless of beliefs. And we're making progress in understanding these things. One day we will just laugh at this as yet another thing attributed to "god" because of a lack of knowledge on the subject.
thats why its called FAITH.
there is no proof.
i second August 12, 2009 6:19PM
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES
Beast mode my friend.
@1:27 - The Bible does go against evolution you retard. You have no point, but since you believe you do, why don't you enlighten me? Oh, and I would suggest actually reading the Bible before attempting to respond.
Um. It's BarnEs and Noble, not Barns and Nobles. Dumass.
June 24, 2009 1:46AM, AMEN
June 24, 2009 12:13PM, you just used your God's name in vain and then said he rocks. Just another example of the hypocrisy of Christians. Thanks for that.
I don't know what people are insisting it's a quote.
People do this. It's mildly amusing. Book store workers get pissy.
This is a joke that has been around a long while.
Funny... Kinda. Bit not really.
I do this all the time! Score! I also put anything with the wod 'sex' on the binding in the kids section.... 'mommy what's tha Kama sutra???' bwahahahaha!!! As a great Russian once said: Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Actually, I believe Karl Marx said that. He was German
You should of put them right next to the three lil pigs and humpty dumpty.
I fail to recognize how God is fake - because science proves it? I understand the Bible is hard to believe - sometimes I struggle believing it, but I just can't believe that it was made up - too real for me, imo.
Albert Einsteins quote after someone asked him about Jesus "No myth can be filled with such life."
Ever watched Star Wars?
Do you even know Einstein's religious affiliation? Albert Einstein was also a brilliant philosopher aside from physicist. Perhaps he was gesturing to the notion that Jesus taught phenomenal moral standards about living a good life.
Your fuking ratarded.
to all the people saying im praying for you
they obviously dont give a shit, so stop trying
If you stand at one of those stores long enough you might see a employee do it. I have
Hahaha funniest one so far haha they can't do that.
@ 12:55, God knows exactly who you are and who I am, and He knows that I am talking about you to Him when I pray for you.
Fuck all you bible reading dipshits. i'm tired of you getting offended when someone tells the truth about your bullshit religion. in reality, religion, especially christianity has been used since it's beginning to either gain wealth or control people. For thousands of years people have gone to war and killed each other because of what they're too stupid to understand. They say that they do it for god, but they do it for power. you people are hypocritical assholes. you waste your lives, you are
Haha I need to do that shit
Jan 3 300am that is concidred protesting and barnes and nobel is private property he can be thrown in jail dumb ass
Lolz good on this person
@12:57, I was referring to the person who said that they "will crucify Him again"
i didnt know they sold bibles in stores
Thank god SOMEBODY finally did that. Seriously, it's about time.
Fuckin love atheists
6.19 it's filled with such life because jesus did exist, he just wasn't holy.
There is nothing funny about the bible;; this should be in the "going to hell" section!
This entire site should be in the "going to hell" section
Lol got a gooooood laugh outta that one!!!
Agreed with 4:43PM, HAIL SATAN!
I hate u fuckin atheists who think u know everything what is so bad about believing in an afterlife and supernatural being? What's wuld u rather look forward to rotting in the ground forever or an afterlife
I want to marry this person.
hahahahhah you use myspace.
I've done this a couple of times. never been kicked out, but once the clerk started helping me.
wait, it was in the non-fiction section before?
To feb 11at 7:41, I know it's from carlin, but that doesn't make it untrue :)
Well when the whole thing ends in 2012, you, my friend will be sent straight to hell.
Give us proof on both accounts
i think this was absolutely great. the christian religion is built on sledging other religions, it's about time someone got back at them. i really have to try this sometime :)
Haaaahahah I can totally see myself doing that
You are my new favorite person!
For all christan people here is what the bible is... It's was made by people to help us in our daily lifes. What I mean by that is they were stories to teach us how to be nice but some ppl took it literaly....
if this is legit.. you are amazing
hahahahahahahhahahah, first off, to the guy who said burn the books, i think that resembles hitler a little...im christian,and this shit is fuckin hilarious, and anyone who thinks it isnt is a retard...to the people arguing, kill yourselves, please
I LOVE you!!!!!
hahahahaha so fuckin funny
Um. It's not dumass, it's dumbass. Dumbass!
Not to go all smart ass but christians belive the bible is a religious book not a historical book so your not wrong to put it in the fiction section
not sure if its old...but even if it is..lol I havent heard it..and its HILARIOUS...i just nodded my head like *hellll yeaaa*
this is seriously one of the greatest thing i have ever heard!
Horrble!!!!! Hilarious but horrible!
I respect you so much.
you're a snot nosed coward punk. did u move the korans as well? of course not. fear of an internet seperation of your head from your body i guess. christians and jews dont get ass red assed about blasphemy
That is the funniest thing I've heard of in a while
God is awsome
Try that with the Qur'an
Who hasn't done this? Honestly.
This IS funny. In no way disrespectful.
An offended "Christian" on TFLN? That is also funny. I hope ur god is watching u read these.
Ahah funny shit funny shit
this is definitely on an icon... how original...
I ASSFUCKED JESUS. THEN I JIZZED ON HIS SLUTTY MOM'S FACE.
Virgin birth? How dumb can Christians get?!
i was gonna say that! but it wouldn't let me post. lame.
Following in your example I went up to the manager of a barnes and noble and asked him where the bibles were. He takes me to them and I start looking around after I thank him. After moving all the bibles to the childrens fiction area. I move a safe distance away to a reading area. A few minutes later I hear a roaring laugh break through the elevator music from near the bibles. Then I hear the manager yell "touché".
They sell bibles their?
Hey "Christianityflies". You just commented your self!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!!! Ha ha If ya don't like what ya read we don't give a bloody shit.
I think it would be cool to edit a bible and put it back haha
or write your own version and make copies and throw them in with the regular bibles hahaha
stop trying to convert us all
god wont smite you if your not a missionary
All these people complaining need to stfu anyway why r u readin tfln if ur such a good god loving Christian
All I can say is I'll pray for you, and I hope one day you can see what you're missing by not having a relationship with God.
UGH. No, you didn't. This is suchhhh an old quote.
Even if you are religious you have to laugh at that hahahahah
I went to the mall and did this after I read it. So funnyy!
I wish I could put all 25,000 people that have read this into one giant room and watch them fight to the death. By the way, you won't go to Heaven.
Epic win, epic win, epic win!
perhaps the fact that you're illiterate had something to do with it, too?
Sounds like something my sister would do...
The Christians making these comments about people going to hell are the ones who make people hate the Christian faith. I'm a Christian. I find this funny. I don't hate people who don't believe the same things I do. Being a Christian is being humble and loving God and your fellow man. Try doing that instead of trying to scare people into religion.
The only reason this post made the top because of all the replies arguing with each other about your religion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obviously fiction. It says the world started 6000 years ago, you can disprove that very fact by just looking at the starts, the light from some of which has been traveling for longer than the 'christian' world has existed
It also says that time to us and time to God are two entirely different numbers. Evolution backs up the Bible.
The Bible is A fiction book. It tells stories about been good and blablabla.
So the only thing I really want to say is:
FUCK YOU STUPID ASSHOLES FROM CHURCH!
Respect is exactly what you guys need.
That's so freaking funny, I love how all of these super religious people are poping up spouting religious crap. Why are they even on this site? It's so imoral just reading is a sin . . .
You are awesome!!! You've done your good deed
That is awesome,... LOL!!
This post really wasn't funny at all. It's old and stupid. And it has nothing to do with the "Christianity is fiction" thing, even though I'm a "Christian." It has to do with the fact that it's immature and STUPID. And really dumb. And not something people would think of when they're actually fucked up. It's something people do to be bitches and spite others when they're mad.
Besides, moving all the books by hand is way too much fucking work. Just move the signs over the shelves. Much quicker.
oh boy, hahahahaha, this is hilarious, 1) good idea 2) everyone needs to lighten the eff up 3) science will more than likely prevail...
yeah, this is a bumper sticker on facebook. but its still hilarious. my step mom and i do this every time we go into a book store. never been kicked out though. apparently we arent doing our job well enough... : /
christians: go look up the evolution of religions, mainly christianity and shut the fuck up. religions have been used for thousands of years to explain the unexplainable. ex what's above the clouds, why the sun "rises" and "falls". if you want to believe in mythical creatures like god that's fine, but stop forcing your beliefs on the rest of us
No one really gives a shit if you keep your opinions to yourself. If you don't like what people are writing here, then go look at another site. Maybe something more suited to you being a huge bitch.
Lmao thats something i would do good work=D
Christians try to convert Atheists because they love and care about them and don't want then to go to hell. that's selfless.
why do Atheists try to convert Christians?
I think I'm in love...
Ha! You high and mighty Christians are so hypocritical...I'm sure the people who thought this was messed up and "unholy" probably give mad props to the guys who talk about "banging girls doggy style because they are too ugly to look at" if this tiny joke offends you...you should probably reconsider visiting ythis site and go back to church with you moron followers...
This is hilarious. I love being god free
Omg I fuckin love you best one ever!
this is one of the best things i've seen
6:52 there's no need to get all serious. obviously we all know that religious text belongs in their own section labeled "RELIGION". you probably didn't understand this text did you. dumbass.
hey 1:13. you also pray for me. I think if i get enough people praying for me, god will think i'm a somebody
@ 1:04 while I find this hilarious, I think its bullshit that you think that only people fix things. People like you are the reason our world is so shitty sometimes.
Everybody on this is pathetic actually. Because half of you believe it and the other half is dedicated to religion. The first is sad because this is COMPLETE bullshit, and straight off a bumper sticker. The second is almost worse because if you're so insanely religious, YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON THIS SITE. Most of these people are underage and doing illegal shit. Get over yourself.
I love it when people preach preach preach the bible and the Christian way yet they will get drunk, have pre-martial sex, use birth control, and take the lord's name in vain - and that's just a typical thursday night. also some of the women are actually literate...i know jesus hates that
Filed under: going to hell
Some one please make this a bumper sticker! Fucking funny!
Fuck yes!!!!! Amazing! Who ever u r i loove u hahahH
There is alot more proof of evolution than there is the bible!
evolution supports the bible, dumbass.
My personal belief is that whats the harm in believing in god? He gives hope. And if hes real and you believe you go to heaven. If hes real and you dont you go to hell. If hes not real but you stull believed, at least you didnt chance it.
Hilarious. And people need to stop being little douchebags and stop being so sensitive about this. It's a joke; laugh damn it!
Your my hero that's some funny shit
Classic. Well done.
absolutely hilarious beyond belief
oh my god !
that's amazing !
i wanna do thatt.
have fun in hell
You misunderstood what it says, 1:34.
The world began ~6000 years ago, but the universe existed long before. When the Bible says that "God created the heavens and the earth," it means God created Heaven and the Earth at the same time. The universe was around long before.
And one major flaw in the big bang theory is that you need a spark to make an explosion. What was your spark?
The Big Bang theory was improperly named, it was simply the expansion of a point millions of times smaller than an atom to a much more reasonable size. The Earth itself was created 5 billion years ago, when the sun cooled to its present state. And life was formed from lifelessness. Kudos to all who can recognize that bottom quote.
Funny as hell (no pun intended) but horrible at the same time.
Lmao! I should do that!
Your fuckin rad!
I think people should just chill out and think about this who is god have u ever seen him or is it a her no one knows is there a picture of him like there's is a picture of Jesus no so I doubt that Jesus is his son because there is no proof and it's not like they could make him take a DNA test so we will never know until we die I find it hard to believe when somme one so great as god could have a child
i know the person who did this
215!!! i wonder if this is from the one near oxford valley mall hes talkin bout
I know that barnes and noble and thats funny as fuck
who ever you are....that made me laugh so hard and sounded like something i would love to do...you made my day
definitely not original..
I'm pretty sure everyone who doesn't believe in god has done that before(:
Awesome! Great idea! And religious people: chill the fuck out...
Wow i'm Christian but that is definitely for the
All the thumpers put thumbs down. Fools.
Yea, I'm pretty sure i saw this guy there...I was busy putting Darwin's The Origin of Species in the same section
omg, my friend did this. i swear to god. hahah. thats my area code and everything! hahahaahh
This has been posted else wear. I've seen this in other places and its always a differant place to
is it really sold as non-fiction? like in the south?
That is amazing
Hahaha! I should so do that!!!
2:04 suk me off you sinner. I'm gonna fukstart your skull with my cock of righteousness! Amen!
This is the funniest one easily
Kinda immature dude... You know they still cnt prove evolution, so I guess it's fiction.
At least evolution makes sense
I work at a bookstore. We don't stock a lot of bibles. If they were moved to the fiction section I think I'd leave them there. There's as much proof in either direction. Also I feel like if I whined every time I saw something I disagreed with on this site I would be typing for months. Best to keep away from religion so I don't have some ideals that belong to someone else to defend. Anonymously. Because that's just gosh darn ridiculous.
Way to insult something just because you don't believe in it. Get a life you fucking loser. All you "awesome" people who think insuting religion is funny need to be more original. Old shit is old.
That was just too far.\n\nIt's great and all you don't believe in God, but don't be a dick about it. And for anyone who says something along the lines of, "Well, Christians are the ones always harping on us," just STFU. It's not all of them. And you don't need to be a hypocrite.\n\nDumbasses.
Omg freaking hilarious XD
Just becuz he did that doesn't mean he's athiest y! Hello there's suchh thing as having a sense of humor ! Yeahh I've read the bible and yeahh I belive in god . But I don't belive everything the bible says ! And don't take everything so seriously ! It's like wthh ? He was having a little funn YOUR BOT GOING TO HELL FOR SWITCHING BOOKS FROM ONE SECTION TO THE OTHER ! Bunchh Of Speddas!
I believ in god and go to church every week and this is HILARIOUS
I love the Bible and the truth that it holds <3 <3
Thats fuckin hilarious!
ahahahhaha i almost peed myself laughing, i can so see someone doing this
No such thing as "god"=no such thing as "god"like anomaly, it's just an anomaly. Like I said, things we don't understand are always attributed to "god". This is no different. Once we evolve a bit further and grasp a better understanding of the conception and growth of our universe(which we are on our way towards), we will then laugh at that anomaly ever being thought to involve "god". Nice try though.
@ 12:48, praying for you too.
You'll be laughing your ass off in hell...NOT!
This was funny the first time I read it on the interwebs... but after seeing it for the hundredth by the hundredth person... not so much.
Hahaha omg that's fucking awsome dude. Gotta love you for that!!! Amen
Hahah I fucking love this, even though I'm a Christian.
Ummmmm can I meet you cuz you are the love of my life??
Let people believe what they want. I believe your. Piece of shit, should I chase you with a popper scooper?
This is the fucking best
This is stupid I heArd this one before
Ps there's. No evidence that proves that god does not exist, likewise I can't prove that faries and lepricans don't sodomize your mother with unicorn horns. Moral of this story the bible is a fairytale nothing more.
haha you're going to hell now
why hasn't what "just happened" for forever? what the hell (ha) are you trying to ask?
Greatest thing I've ever heard. Period
Shut the fuck up how were u born then?
I pray for all u people that are dissen us christans
I lol'ed so loud when I read this
Your a fucking idiot. they should of kicked your ass too.
Isn't that a Stephen Wright joke? Lame!
12:13, calm down. God SUCKS ass, and it's high time people point it out.
I'm ready when he is.
I saw this many years ago on a website for IRC chats... I would post link, but it won't let me.
12:34 ur going to hellllll
Y does everybody get so mad? We have no proof the bible should go in the relious section it just depends what you believe
Freaking funny and I love the bible lol
I was really sad when I was six and it turned out that the spider that bit me didn't turn me into spiderman
9:36 dude, some people are hateful and atheists are just more debate-y so I think your getting debating and hating mixed up
Nice, you give those inbred hicks what they deserve
its funny bc god is fake
Nice man. Taking one for the team ha
This made me laugh harder than anything I've read here before.\n\n@Anonymous: I used to be a Christian. I HAVE read the Bible many many times. After 14 wasted years, I can now, at the age of 35, tell you the Bible belongs with the novels.
hero indeed. this is one of the "texts" that made me finally come check out this site
What a fucking dick why the fuck would u do that well I'm going to be laughing at ur ass when ur burning in he'll and I will be in a perfect life in heaven u fuckin dick.
"Thou shall not judge" *ahem*
Why youre a loser. Who does that
Lol this just made my day
7:09, you are the type that we don't have a problem with, if you want to believe in god and the bible being real then go ahead. It is the people who try to claim that we HAVE to believe in it and if not we are wrong and all this and push it on us and our lives. I am speaking from myself I have no problem in what religion you want to believe in but the moment you attempt to force it on me and tell me I am wrong is the moment I show all the holes in your beliefs.
haha omfg this is such a brilliant thing to do
I believe in god and I still think this is halarious.
lol, loved it even if it wasnt true. i've always wanted to do this but i've been too scared xD.
10/5 2:23- 'not to judge' huh? Though you people judge gays and anyone who doesn't agree with your puritanical views. Good job at creating most of the reasons for wars. And people wonder why I won't believe in an out dated book with one dimensional characters.
What kinds of douche bags would do this?
Call 503-252-5279 for a good time! Ask for
You shouldve just filled the books with anthrax, that would show em
THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE tfln ahah
your my hero
This is a win. There has never been a win like this. I owe this person a few beers.
even if this is fake. Its still fucking ace! And for all you people citing the Ra and Zeitgeist religion shit, you are morons. You don't need to see a similarity between religions to know its all hateful, Lord of the Rings fantasy BS anyways. OHHH WOW I FOUND A CONNECTION..MUST BE FAKEZ... no, its pretty obvious to begin with
dont to the done
do the undone
religion is for shtoopid fucks with shitty lives.
Maybe he did and found all the contradictions and philosophical bullshit, ever think about that?
I belive the Bible, but this freaking classic. KUDOS!!!
I saw this on a bumper sticker years ago... Yet it still cracks me up each time I read it. Well played.
Hilarious!!! I'm still trying to breathe.... LOL..... LOL!!!
What all you religious freaks don't relise is this guy is probably stoned as FUCK!
Sounds like something I did once
i don't understand people that bash love (in general). Non Christians bash Christians for their love of the word of their God. Christians bash Non Christians for their lack of faith. its a sick cycle resulting in misunderstanding and hatred. everyone wants to be heard, but no one is listening. Why can't people just be happy for the love that others experience instead of trying to break it?
I'll first start by saying that I am a Christian and extremely proud of it. For those that want to attack mine and fellow Christians' faith, I just want you to know that we will continue to pray for you. For the other Christians who said something and stood up for our faith: thank you. GOD bless you all and I hope you can find other ways to have fun rather than support stupid ideas such as this.
Hahahahaha, you woke up this morning afraid of Anubis, too? Try praying to him, he actually does shit, and he's not a crazy vengeful mofo.\n\nWaste your time praying, I'll actually look to SCIENCE, because it works, bitches.
I work ar barnes and nobles, (and im not christain, im atheist) and just want to say, F**K you. we dont put it in a nonfiction section, its in the religious section, like all the other religious texts. did you move the koran or the torah? no. why not? because you're a conformist d**chebag who wastes time doing nothing but being a d*ck because you think its funny. its not funny, it makes someone have to waste an hour of the day making sure every books back exactly in the spot it needs to go, and
possibly keep everyone there working late. What if that person has a kid at home, and a second job and needs to go there to right afterwards. Now shes late and it was the last straw, so now she's fired. Now she doesn't have enough money to say for heat. Her baby gets sick and dies because its winter and s/he's freezing. the baby gets pneumonia and dies. Yes, you just killed a baby.
Frankly we should just burn all of those books. Hate propaganda one and all. Sickening that these horrible books are considered holy or virtuous.
Wow, I never knew so many people read this, until I saw 1,300+ comments.
Clever but not funny
Almost peed myself when I read this!!!!
Yeah well maybe your life should be filed in the fiction section, you're a damn idiot. Ever heard of karma? Dumb ass.
wow, if this guy is you people's hero you are pretty pathetic...
FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD...who ever you are marry me...immediatly
Wow haven't heard that one before
Lol Im gonna do that now
how do you know its fake?
i find it hilarious!
not funny. actually youre a fucking idiot. get a life rectum romper
You are an exellent role model. And for all those snooty Christians who posetd hate comments, you people need to stop being so judgemental. "god" isn't a dude in the sky.
A couple of things. people who whine about Christian intolerance are just as intolerant as the supposed Christians. The comments on here do not show toleration, just provoking and discrimination. The second is that the bible is a very reliable book that historians use today.\nFor the people who still refuse to believe that the bible is non-fiction, tell me what proof do you have?\n\nAs for Jesus he was really from god, that should not be the debate, it is if that god, an all powerful being was aware of
The earth isn't 7000 years old...
the fact that it says the earth was created on the 3rd day... yet days are measured by the earths rotation around the sun. how were there days when the earth didnt exist?
evolution is only a theory. kinda like gravity
You can't see me but I'm bowing down to you that's the funniest thing I have ever heard!!
OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND
ahhahahaha funniest thing i've seen all day
Ur my fukin hero.
Hahahaha! Thats where a book of fairytales belongs.
November 18, 2009 2:11PM
wow, respect is what YOU need. hypocrite.
All you religious fucks need to find something better to do. Got waste some more of your life in church and leave us alone. WTF are you doing on here anyways.
Honestly, I'm Christian, and I laughed pretty hard at this
2:41PM You're a moron if you do not understand the semantics.
wow i got kicked out of brookstone for having too much fun :P
i agree with 12:21 this is kinda ridiculous
Piss that's what I have to say
Your going to hell just thought Id warn you bout that bitch
You, my friend, are awesome. I've started doing something similar - attaching legs to Jesus fish :D
I'm so glad I stopped going to church in 3rd grade
:D You are my new idol
i'm posting this in the church bulliton, to pray for everyone who laughed at this.
Most of these comments are not worth reading. There is major ignorance on both sides.
Well played my friend well played..:s
Hehe. I tried that and all that happened was that I got a bad stare from some nun. I told her that women sinned first so don't look at me like that
Ur messed up
Your a god.
I'm a string Christian and this should offend me but it's fucking awesome I mean cone on people have a sense of humor!!!
All of you that are bitching about about this are
retarded. I was raised catholic and went to catholic school, the whole nine yards. But this is still hilarious.
That's why he put it in the fiction section dumbass because it's not real.
Lol, so the normal people understand this
Argument I have made a visual aid!
Annoying. Why r they. Annoying.
I'm catholic and I thought it was halarious
Wonderful...I would try it
I'm gonna say christianity ties with scientology for being the dumbest religion ever. You dumb fucks have been repressing other religions and forcing it on other peoples for centuries!!! And you get all pissy when someone puts you're stupid bible in the fiction section...its times like this when i'm proud to be hindu/agnostic
That is pretty Funny, I'm gonna do it too! Lol
Omg this is the funniest one ROFLCOPTER
Text 831 920 8459 for a steamy night
I've done this before but I put a bunch of the "sex bibles" in the religion section.
Fake. Heard it before
Your an 4uckin idiot
I LOVE you hahahahaha
okay, all of the self-righteous fuckers who believe in god, this website wasn't made for you. let all us devil worshipers laugh in peace, and get off the horse you rode in on.
Been there, done that!
Ok firs of all dude I love you and I must try that myself
Second for the lesser half of humanity that thinks t that that is wrong you have my pity the bible is lies thought up by some drunk thousands of years ago and if you had actually read it through like I had you would realise that even the holy book is self contradictory get over it
Rock on so true I'm agnostic.
We need to hang out lmao, I idol u
That's stupid. Grow up!
2:44AM Knows what's up.
Alright, this was a bumper sticker on facebook, like... when bumper stickers on facebook were cool.
Your kinda sick
At least OP has some sort of cognitive faculties. You're obviously stuck in the Bronze Age with that piece of trash literature you call holy.
you are my hero.
iv decided thisbis my favorite TFLN\ncongrats
That's flipping AWESOME
I love it!...
Yup I need a proof of purchace
Haaaaaa it's ok I'm a Jew too :)
Kinda like watching book of Eli...
Absolute legand.... That's were I would have looked. In my opinion the snake was a mistake.
Dude this is like the oldest fucking joke ever, it wasn't even funny the first time, and it had nothing to do with being religious or not religious, it's just...not funny. And severely over-done.
wow, get a life. and this has been redone over and over, it's nothing new..
funny, but you're a bit of a douche
to "June 23, 2009 11:38PM" if we're gonna be banned for life, then why the hell would we bother helping fix it
You and I would get along
aww sorry!!! but really that is bad to do....it is really funny...but some ppl actually are strong believers...and it would have hurt them to see you do that...
For all the christians out there: Imagine you weren't spoon fed the bible growing up, how ridiculous would it sound? It'd sound like a fictional book, hence this text.
To settle this im catholic n am a loyal follwer n i can tell u that the bible is made up storys to help teach young kids n sumtimes to keep older people on the rite track
Old quote from a long time ago well\nBefore tfln was invented.\nSo fake.
Fuck man i so fucking agree freat job!!! !:)
I am very tired of everyone that is highly religious calling those of us who do not believe in "God" an Athiest. There are those of us who have our own beliefs and will not "burn in hell" for believing our own ways because we do not believe in hell; that's all of you. \n\nIn my own personal beliefs the universe and nature are the higher power. \n\nI do find what you did to be highly entertaining.
For the rude atheists on this thing who are bashing God and Christians:If you dont believe in Him than; your loss. But it doesnt mean you have the right to say the horrible things you all are saying on this thing. We arent bashing you for being atheists so why bash us for believing in God!!! Learn some freakin respect..
I could care less, but I think the old testament is bull shit it says people lived till they were 1000. Though the new testament is more historical. Jesus was a proved human being, there are painting of him, there are written records of him. Also he did preform miracles and they were recorded as was his lectures so not all of the bible is fake!
Idiot below me it's a fiction book none of it has been even remotly proven
THAT IS AWESOME dump a steaming pile on my chest PLEASE
I love you. You are officialy my new hero bro
Bahahahahaha this is AWESOME, best TFLN ever
I don't care how anti religious this is. It's fuckin hilarious
so all the people who say a christian person on here defending his/her beliefs is trying to convert you....arent the people talking about how God isnt real trying to convert me and the rest of the christians? seriouslys some people should think before they start talking or inthis case typing...ignorant dumbasses...
Why do we punish or ridicule people for what they believe in their hearts to be true?I am a firm believer in God and I am also a christian but i don't brag about being right.I beleive what I believe and you believe what you believe...why must it always be about what or who is wrong or right?
Win. Also, Jesus saves...and takes half damage.
@1:05, I'm not a dude...and sure I'll pray for you.
I love tolerent liberals
Listen to me all athiets- say ur right ok u die and turn into dust hurray im dust! - say im right and wen i die im going to a place of peace happiness and God- THE Kingdom of God dust or riches in gold and praise to Almighty God
As a Christian I can still find the humor behind this deed. Well played sir!
honestly, whether or not the person did it is irrelevant, all that matters is that the damn hilarious.
It is fiction. Good for you!
Haha FUCK YEAH!
wow this is um really gross
Lol kudos to you for having the guts to do that :B
If going to hell for laughing at this is wrong, I most certainly refuse to be right.
Epic... Fucking epic
I'm a christian and this really saddens my heart...you have no idea
This is awesome I love it :))
why is god capitalized as GOD in every post by someone who is upset by a little humor? if you're going to be the grammar police it is either god if you are referring to any of the multitude of "gods" humans believe in or God if you believe that to be a proper name
I for one think this is a great idea even if its not original, if you don't like it just ignore the post and leave it for the "sinners" to enjoy
That is absolutly amazing
i hate christians.. more specifically ignorant ones. &believe me, living is a small rural midwest town i see tons of them. when i hear the word chistian it brings to mind the people in my local coffeeshop i over hear talking about obama as the anti-christ & how he was going to "turn the whole country muslim".
&ppl saying we need seperation of church&state, i totes agree.
like i haven't heard this one before....
ive heard this before, im surprised it made it on the site. not super original.
lmao that's great!
This is my favorite text EVAH!!!!!!! Also, I've been an atheist since 6th grade
Yea where it belongs
Originality please? Don't use texts that have been used before. Ugh
Jeez Christians have sticks up their asses
"When Christians and Pagans sit together, only pumpkin pies are burning."
not quite sure what it means, but i read it on the bathroom wall the other day while i took a shit. the only thing i like more than taking a dump is reading the stall wall while i take a dump...
to everyone that keeps saying it is fake and stolen and old......whether it is or not.....this person still could have done it and then texted someone.....and then it ended up on here and it's funny......
11:38 It\s clever and I find it hilarious every time. I work at a bookstore too.
Probably one of my favourites hahahahah!
Yeah ok a lot of you have heard this before, STFU. No one cares. It is a funny text. If it was fake, yeah it's still a funny text. And I am a christian person and I am not offended. So if you are, STFU! haha It's just meant to be funny!!! (And did you ever think that some people might not believe exactly the same thing you do and that pushing your ideas and beliefs on them just pisses them off and makes them push away!!!)
@12:47 I'm praying for you and I hope God reveals Himself to you in a way that you can't deny
F*** u god is my hero u stupid loser
Your so going to hell
NICE!\n\n I think you would be my best friend.
Feb. 8 9:38 pm... What a Christian thing to say. Hypocrite. Bible is fake. Fairytale bulkshit to try and control the masses. Keep women down. Bible is fake... Jesus told me so
Omg that's soooo funny!!
I once stated "I needed to read up on my mythology, guess I'll pick up the bible"......kudos
I love this..... It's the best thing I have ever read!
His eternal love has bred and epidemic of hate.
Killed off our free will and replaced it with fate
Until our seeds are born unpoisoned and uncontaminated
Future generations will only know miseducation
It's a scary situation when it's captured most of the entire fucking nation.
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME
I used to do this all the time haha
I'm amazed this got on the site. The quote's several years old. >_>
Hahaha! Take THAT Christian fundementalists! Epic win
How stupid are you? xD
FYI you are my hero
I know the guy that posted this. Whether he stole the idea or not, he really did it.
It's funny because if you read the bible, there are more contradictions to fucking count. But it's dumb as fuck regardless.
Hahaha I got kicked out of there once for yelling go to he'll in the bible section
Dude, I don't even give a fuck. I definitely believe in evolution, but I believe in the bible too. For you dumbasses who say that the bible says evolution is wrong, or say that evolution goes against the bible, maybe you're right, because evidently, your brain never evolved beyond a monkey. And if you don't understand my point, tell me so, and I will be happy to explain it
it should be 'the science fiction section'
why? science has nothing to do with this.
how about everyone chills out. there's not enough proof to prove or deny the existence of God. it's all about faith, so whether you have it or not doesn't mean you have the right to be a bitch to the other.
if you actually read the bible you'll know it's not fiction.
Instantly became my best friend
@anonymous \nAnyone who acts that way or even remotely close isn't a Christian. More like a faker. \n\nI'm a Christian and I love this submission because it's hilarious, if I seen this in a book store I would laugh. So if people get offended and act all holier than thou, just know that they aren't Christians. I hate people like that.
hahahahhahaha good call!
Mediummac, your a douchebag because your obviously a crazy conservative bitch who is too scared to face the facts that god is a fucking ass hole. And this was funny so fuck you if your too stuck up to have a sense of humor :p
alright man reppin that 215 philly area on this site good shit man
Haha I used to ask why it wasn't in there all the time
ill pray for you.
Haha epic much
Does this look familiar: http://bash.org/?406373
Lol best one here
I'm not atheist but that's funny!!!
I love you.
jackass... you don't have to believe, at least have respect
hahaha ohh fucking god i love you philadelphia
This sounds a lot like me.
right where they belong
good job you did the right thing
How did this get thumbs down that's amazing
By far the single greatest thing I have ever heard. Ever
I did the same thing!
YOU ARE MY HERO I LOVE THIS AND U I WANT TO DO THIS
One Word:HaHaHa!!!!!!!!(I have no friends) (weep)
Haahaha dats where I wrk data too funny
Why did you u get kicked out you did them a favor it could never rain for 40 days and 40 nights not even by the hand of god
Yeah I mean the fact that religions pressure people to convert is bad enough. then the fact that they try to tell us what we believe is wrong when they don't have aclue themselves is worse
why are atheists so hateful?
Sometimes you've gotta fight fire with fire. How much hatefulness do you think atheists are given on a regular basis?
you must be retarded.
The irony is of biblical proportion !
Haha epic fuck religion that's for people who need to be told their opinion no way some dude created people... It should for sure be in fiction
This is so super awesome. I'm gonna have to try that.
Sound like something that I would do.
I don't see why they don't keep them there anyways!
Fuck you you stupid athiest piece of shit
how is that funny...some1 plz explain to me....
Christianity is fucken stupid... I find it hilarious that mary claimed a virgin birth. She's just a stupid woman who got knocked up, and jesus was a stoner
It's been posted in many places because it's classic. I too gave done it, but more successfully and dicreetly. I got the whole section emptied out, safe for the Jefferson Bible, which contains only direct quotes of Jesus. Oh yeah baby, oh yeah.
Haahahahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I have ever heard!
12:48- Really, a crutch?! We ALL believe SOMETHING. You may choose not to believe in God. Not seeing is believing and there's nothing wrong with it. I dont care if you dont believe in God- that's your choice. Why cant people stop bashing others on here? Let people believe what they want. This is ridiculous.
llmfao is all i can say
WHY THE FUCK Would you do that.... Jk just doing that to piss egomaniacal hipocrits off
Hahahahaha???!!! (I love pancakes)
Your a bitch bible is all truth!
I feel bad for you atheists I will pray for you so you don't burn in hell
Go to hell; better yet.. Go to church!
Amazing. You are also my hero.
What is? What post are you refering to?
this made my day. :D
Ita not a fake who ever postes this is a douchbag
Hell yea that's what I'm tAlking about nxt time I go to barnes and noble I'm doing that.
Yeah and dinosaurs aren't real...
I LOVE YOU!!!! I will do this in all of my local bookstores!!!!!
Don't hate just cuz this guy is right. It certainly doesn't belong in the non-fiction section.
uuugh you people exhaust me...point is all of you are just like me...more than likely naked in bed at 12:30 at night trying to laugh...so laugh already. Doesn't really matter what we believe, if you laughed at most of these or any it means something you think is funny will offend someone.
roflmao dont give me any ideas..
Some of the posts on here are funnier than the original.... Gotta love stupid people!!!
Haha this is hilarious. The Jesus Freaks are idiots and probably don't know shit about their religion. Especially Catholics considering they have been the most corrupt group of people for the last 1,000 years lol. Sale of indulgences???? Witch killings? And why is it that as of right now the Vatican is the richest entity in the entire world?
Epic. Something I would do.
and i believe it too--I'm from that area and it's so boring that this sounds like a pretty quality way to spend a day.
because it couldn't just be that some people respect the religion of Christianity.
and tired employees who have to deal with the shenanigans and ignorance..
but you're right, those people, with their horrendous motives of peace and order are the one's causing the drama.
I put them in the fantasy section but fiction works
wow that's messed up
I think that religion is a bunch of bullshit. People should live their lives the way they want to, and not the way that "the book" tells them. Religion was created to scare people. Good vs. Evil, what a bunch of crap.
Fun! Fun! Fun! This has always been on my to do list, yet I haven't done it yet, I'm now moving it to the top of the list! Thanx for the reminder, tehe!
I believe in god,but THAT WAS FRIKKIN HILARIOUS! And I dislike how this turned into a complaints page instead of a comments page
Everything about all the comments I've read seriosly irritate the hell out of me..the "Christians" and the non "Christians" in the past couple of years I've come to my own belief that there is a God, if there wasn't then life on this earth is completely pointless. I'm not leaving this to say have fun in hell or to say believing in God is stupid. I'm leaving this to say it dosnt matter what happens in the end rlly so why cause another problem in the world by fighting over it?
The point is to carry on your species, do what you want with the rest of your time.
Every time I hear an atheist say oh my god I say but you don't believe in god. That gets them pissed. But seriously I am a Christian and I don't really mind atheists as long as they are not jerks about it
Hahahahaha this is the funniest and most true thing ever. Amen to that!
Amazing, awesome idea
BarnES and NOBLE (no S) get a new story asshole.
Comments r for bonerz
WIN....this is amazing
It's Revealation, no S god boy!
regardless of whether or not you believe in the bible, it is sold as a non-fiction and should be placed there. while it is amusing, it's pointless and just time-consuming.
and my goodness there's a lot of "god-haters" on this website. most athiests I've met aren't so condescending to "bible thumpers. "
I don't think this was right still pretty funny
F*** you just made my year
All these athiests are dicks believe what u want idc but stop bein a dbag and knocking on everyone else like ur better than everyone
Atheism is a mirror of religion in the certainty it claims. Nobody fucking knows the answers
you're high and this is the smartest thing you could come up with?
Are you fucking kidding?!! Wow ur a dumbass
Hahaha that's awesome
Holy shit xD ive done that before!
I'm not christian and am offended the bible is kept in such close proximity to non-fiction books, they belong in christian bookstores.
Anyone who belives in the bible is fucking ignorant
unoriginal, lame, booooooring. I think it might have been funny in 1985
I went to the di and did this nobody noticed until some Christians walked by. The they yelled at the manager
I'm christian and I think this is funny. \nAnd to all peolple saying "Christians are crazy" or that we're hypocrites then stop generalizing all of us. Some Christians are crazy, but some aren't, just like with any relgion or race
Darwin bless you. haha
Aww man this one is a favorite
the bible is a guideline about how you should live your life...not a way of life. come on people.
haha wow i've read the bible been to sunday shool and all, and i dont believe in any of it.. its good to follow and all... but nice... if you really care about your religion this much i dont understand why your even on this website!! the person who did this probably did it for something to laugh at (my hat is off to that person) i need to try it!!
That is extremly awesome
Boring post. Let's get somebody who isn't an idiot stoner to post texts. They may actually be amusing then.
Science, it works bitches!
Lol...this is like a giant thread where all the like-minded atheists can stand up and cheer / gang up + bash any christian that has an opposing opinion on the Bible. All for a stolen joke that has been around for years.
I'm sure it was the protestant bible and this person was probably Catholic, duh.
I think everyone who is bashing Christians for "looking down on others" is be amazingly hypocritical. Good job.
You are awesome :)
*IF UR A CHRISTIAN KEEP READING* when we say the world will end in 2012, take a second and think...in Revelations, it says nobody knows when the world will end. So why do we always think that 2012 is the end?Take a second and think about it. The world might end in 2012, but until all 7 signs have been established, there isn't proof. SO DONT WORRY AND KNOW THAT THERE ISNT PROOF! If ur a Christain and u believe this, forward to everyone, even me!
WTF god is a fairytale to keep us from thermonuclear war!!!!! Read your history man
Ha ha I'm a Christian but I still find this funny
you more like got kicked out because you moved their merch all over dildo
I hope you guys don't actually BELIEVE this. That's so sad. You don't, right? I mean this has been going around forever. Whoever this is probably just copied it right off a bumper sticker. It's the EXACT words as the bumper sticker, so don't give me "ohhh people do it all the tiiiime" PATHETIC.
All u guys saying "enjoy ur time in hell" are fucking stupid.u go to hell when you die therefor being lit on fire for all eternity wudnt hurt BECAUSE YOUR DEAD!
Hahahahaha ohhhh man, I heart your ass
Someones going to hell
Omg I love you for that
i'll pray for you...
And that will do what now? Waste a few minutes of your life?
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NO FUCKNG WAY ME TOOO! AAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
this is amazing. I don't care if it's an old quote or not lol
Texts From Last Night... The best place to debate the existence of God!
...(also funny texts)
no matter how many times someone does/says this, it will always be funny
Hahahha If I died tomorrow it would ne just fine