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I'm fucking your sister right now.

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You motherfucker

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She's next.

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(631): View more from New York

i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill

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(410): View more from Maryland

We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?

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(850): View more from Florida

It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.

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(217): View more from Illinois

i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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