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what you doin?

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I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?

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reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life

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(631): what you doin? (516): I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you? (631): reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life http://tfl.nu/6c83

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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?

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(631): is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys? http://tfl.nu/ew5s

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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?

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(631): I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful? http://tfl.nu/fnv5

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You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.

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(631): You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk. http://tfl.nu/huyr

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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.

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(631): being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic. http://tfl.nu/sgbo

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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.

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(631): i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee. http://tfl.nu/3r9a

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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"

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I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...

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(631): Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship" (631): I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint... http://tfl.nu/594s

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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world

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(631): i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world http://tfl.nu/qaz3

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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.

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(631): just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high. http://tfl.nu/w9mm

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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?

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you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."

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(631): woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain? (516): you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food." http://tfl.nu/33sl

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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.

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what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK

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(631): so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night. (631): what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK http://tfl.nu/1v47

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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.

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(631): Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher. http://tfl.nu/6w08

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You only like me because I'm a challenge

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You already blew me

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(631): You only like me because I'm a challenge (201): You already blew me http://tfl.nu/s47q

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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you

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(631): if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you http://tfl.nu/ij50

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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud

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(631): My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud http://tfl.nu/p0vi

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