We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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If they were passed out how did they keep saying salsa yes
And why u going through a passed out girls purse creeper.
hahaha....
For some reason I just love this one. And the fact there are dead baby jokes on here make it even better!
what's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline ? I take my boots off before I jump on my trampoline
No "op is a guy" comments..?
How do you keep a baby from constantly crawling around in circles?\n\nNail its other hand to the ground as well
What's funner than spinning a baby on a clothesline at high speed???????????????????????? Stopping it with a shovel.
How many babies does it take to paint a house??????????????? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage.
How do you get a blended baby out of the blender? .... TOSTITOS
How do you get 100 babies into a bathtub? Blend them up. How do you get them out?\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTortilla Chip.
What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? Watermelons float.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? -one dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Sry one more: why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?\n-to see it's facial expression
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