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  • 89 62
    Submitted by yfz501 on Jun 18, 11 at 11:13am

    I pulled a pistol on a sword wielding jackass before he chopped a kid's head off. Have we met?

  • 44 38
    Submitted by nonphotoblue on Jun 20, 11 at 2:42pm

    Don't ever take a swordsman too lightly. That's the last mistake that burglar in Baltimore the other year ever made...

  • 55 60
    Submitted by ZAK13 on Jun 18, 11 at 11:07am

    I made a shield to save a kid from your kid... Bitch

  • 48 55
    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 19, 11 at 3:04am

    Smoked some weed.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by theocrits on Jun 19, 11 at 3:01pm

    I ninja kicked a chick sword with my dick...

  • 54 81
    Submitted by EMTPirate on Jun 18, 11 at 11:16am

    I hate children, and though armed allowed my inaction to claim a child's life. Who cares they are fun and easy to make.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by MightyAntlers on Jun 18, 11 at 3:28pm

    I judo chopped some cosplay nerd swinging a sword a bit ago. Pretty sure i saw bitter and familiar tears as he departed the area quickly.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by harley07babe on Jun 18, 11 at 12:43pm

    Can switching to geico really AAVE you 15% or more on car insurance?\n\nIs the pen mightier than the sword?

  • 19 40
    Submitted by RandomMagician on Jan 12, 12 at 6:42am

    is this the mullet ninja from tosh?