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(301): View more from Maryland

And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"

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(925): View more from California

I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great

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(480): View more from Arizona

her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.

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(530): View more from California

regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle

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(251): View more from Alabama

I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost

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(801): View more from Utah

So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away

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(+41): View more from Switzerland

I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples

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