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  • 95 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:22pm

    i have a bartender friend who makes me bloody marys togo that i black out and wake up to in the morning, best friend ever!

  • 90 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:31pm

    Drunk me sabotages hungover me by craftily deleting the sent text messages from my outbox thinking i'm doing myself a favor-concealing the shame. I'd prefer to know what people were replying "WTF???" to when I wake up though...

  • 88 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:22am

    I cure hangovers with ice cream and sex - not sure how to fit that in a purse though...

  • 81 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:23pm

    hahahah omg I love it! I agree with 236 to the fullest haha

  • 83 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:50pm

    I wish I knew you too!!! This is my third TFLN that's been posted.....can't decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing lol

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:39pm

    I do the same thing for myself!!!

  • 70 71
    Submitted by dudeyousuck on Oct 16, 10 at 8:23pm

    Black out me is so considerate, i know what you mean. : )

  • 77 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 4:45am

    wow! i have a bartender friend who makes me bloody marys togo and also own the fuckin classy t-shirt!

  • 76 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:33pm

    I hope this is one of my Fort Collins friends...the best...go rammies

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:17am

    Haha thiacfracked me up. I'm very impressed lol

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:38pm

    I've gotta remember to do this sometime.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:14pm

    2:36, I think we are twins! lol

  • 74 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 4:43pm

    blackout me is not that considerate. she just drinks more and more ensuring a hungover me is fuct beyond belief. hungover me has to muster up the courage to get diet ginger ale. now i'm not a health nut, but diet ginger ale is the only hangover cure.

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:36pm

    haha i wish blackout me was as considerate. blackout me always tries to hookup with my guy friends and hungover me can't understand why she does these embarrassing things.

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 11:00pm

    OMG this is fucking hilarious! I <3 it!

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 7:42pm

    hahaha this is great. When i'm too drunk to function i somehow manage to clean, i don't know how, but I wake up and all around me is spotless. This is hilarious though:) and 10:38, shut up. its funny so who cares.

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:46am

    1st time reading tfln and I think I know you are you from the upper gunnison valley, did you ever get that shirt that said "fucking classy!"?

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:43pm

    too funny i wish i knew you!!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:55pm

    it's all about the powerade. if you freeze it and take it out while you're in the shower, you end up drinking powerade syrup. Good in 15 minutes.

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:38am

    2:37pm- AGREED! Helps with the headache and nausea!

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:34pm

    Marry me. You can't be living in Vail, the ladies here aren't that cool.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:40pm

    omg this is hilarious! blacked out me just gives me obnoxiously huge bruises by falling down stairs and running into things and hungover me therefore can't walk in the morning :[

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:41am

    i wish my black out self was so considerate

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:29pm

    hahahah SO funny! this is great. although, i know they say "the hair of the dog that bit you" is the best cure, but i can never stomach a drink the morning after. more power to anyone who can!!

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 10:38am

    Did you just refer to yourself in the 5th person?

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:13pm

    Whenever I'm too drunk to drink anymore (without shooting + reloading), I tend to nick drinks (beers, bottles of tequila) and fit them in my purse for the next morning. I tell myself that no one around me notices but I can't help but think that they do ...

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:23pm

    and to the post above me i own the fucking classy t-shirt, small world

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 1:37am

    2;37 sooo true, blackout me always makes sure to get some weed ready and waiting for hungover me in the morning... way more satisfying :-)

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 8:36pm

    is this from grand junction???

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:24pm

    thanks for the laugh!!!

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:06am

    The 970 always keeps it fresh!

  • 35 43
    Submitted by BayBayGirlLove on Jun 13, 11 at 7:05pm

    Love it!

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:12am

    Lol my geeked up blacked out self always hide me a line for the morning. Always. I call it my wake up line.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Kevdog1800 on May 27, 10 at 8:35pm

    I want your blacked out self to come hang out with my hung over self!!!

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:26pm

    Find a friend who's a medic...in the morning they hook you to fluids and your ready for the day!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:06am

    Blackout me always trys to help hungy me. Hungover me is on her own, poor thing. You are lucky to have such a considerate blackout alibi.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:37pm

    pot is far better in the morning though!

  • 43 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:11pm

    bloody marys are the best hangover cures!!

  • 50 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:22am

    You sound like me :)

  • 18 45
    Submitted by HowPhunny on May 9, 12 at 7:48pm

    Lol Drunk you seems nice