OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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