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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.

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(919): We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad. http://tfl.nu/qk8s

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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?

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An artistic expression of her stupidity.

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(919): what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding? (1-919): An artistic expression of her stupidity. http://tfl.nu/majp

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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go

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(919): I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go http://tfl.nu/j7ma

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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out

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He can pick locks you know

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That's the reason for the naked stripper

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(919): Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out (1-919): He can pick locks you know (919): That's the reason for the naked stripper http://tfl.nu/wpbv

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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment

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(919): Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment http://tfl.nu/lt3a

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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.

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(919): They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am. http://tfl.nu/0bdo

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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits

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Another sexterpiece awaits

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(919): Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits (1-919): Another sexterpiece awaits http://tfl.nu/xw4q

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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave

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(919): he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave http://tfl.nu/tg51

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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.

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(919): Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties. http://tfl.nu/7t6a

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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.

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(919): You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober. http://tfl.nu/j9kh

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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"

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(919): you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches" http://tfl.nu/j1kh

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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories

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Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences

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great clearly means different things to us

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(919): The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories (1-919): Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences (919): great clearly means different things to us http://tfl.nu/ha8x

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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.

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(919): Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds. http://tfl.nu/9jhi

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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.

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(919): I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water. http://tfl.nu/3pkl

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how do you play pong handcuffed?

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(919): how do you play pong handcuffed? http://tfl.nu/k407

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