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sometimes you have to go after what you want

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true. and i really want to cum

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(616): sometimes you have to go after what you want (313): true. and i really want to cum http://tfl.nu/14gc

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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.

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(313): The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her. http://tfl.nu/8p27

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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.

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(313): She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement. http://tfl.nu/rfma

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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?

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She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.

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(313): Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award? (734): She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy. http://tfl.nu/0kwr

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I can get orange kush...

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GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!

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(313): I can get orange kush... (586): GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?! http://tfl.nu/voiy

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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.

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(313): The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not. http://tfl.nu/y4k4

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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework

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(313): sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework http://tfl.nu/3cov

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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?

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(313): How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going? http://tfl.nu/4fop

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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.

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(313): Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack. http://tfl.nu/j0gt

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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"

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(313): Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ" http://tfl.nu/pk0t

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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.

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(313): Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays. http://tfl.nu/zion

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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.

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(313): Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ. http://tfl.nu/xfic

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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.

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hooker boots and all?

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Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.

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(313): I did the walk of shame to church this morning. (734): hooker boots and all? (313): Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway. http://tfl.nu/9ht9

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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...

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(313): How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka... http://tfl.nu/gnte

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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.

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(313): So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial. http://tfl.nu/zbd1

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