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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:34pm

    If I got tricked into bed with a tranny I think I'd have to tell someone. That shit would bottle up and I'd end up killing farm animals and crying in the fetal position.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 9:13pm

    So.... was "she" bigger than you, to boot? That'd just make it that much worse.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:54pm

    Didn't you feel her gun digging into your hip? EINHORN IS FINKEL! FINKEL IS EINHORN! EINHORN IS A MAN! Oh my god...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:52pm

    Can I click 'bad night' twice? Please?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:29pm

    Ironically a dong is also the currency in Vietnam but I feel for you mate.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:13pm

    It coulda been worse. She coulda held your head there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:16pm

    It was from my buddy in DC. Let's just say he's not the type of guy to make up stuff like this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:02am

    Most trans people aren't into freaking out straight guy like that. They probably thought it was OBVIOUS you knew what was up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:47pm

    No one wins The Crying Game.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:03pm

    she should have a warning label.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:40am

    " i swearto god if its bigger than mine..."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:27pm

    who the fuck clicked on good night? and thirteen times at that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:25pm

    so you got dick slapped? can you say mushroom stamp?

  • Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 2:15pm

    Dude, that all kinds of Fucked up. Thats the kind of crap that gives you an excuse to get so many different versions of drunk it's not funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:51pm

    Hope it wore a rubber.

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      Submitted by spyralex on May 1, 10 at 1:29pm

      she, you transphobe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:10am

    you must have some serious bad luck if that shits happening to you, this shots for you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:26am

    11:54 FTW perfect, perfect reference

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:53am

    Didn't see that one cum ing

  • Submitted by megpeg on Jul 20, 10 at 8:08am

    That sucks so bad hate that for ya:(

  • Submitted by AlterBoi on Jun 29, 10 at 3:17pm

    I would kill myself if that happened, after I killed the tranny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:54pm

    7:47: I totally did.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:16pm

    it totally seems like two dykes.. one wearing a strap-on and the other getting hit in the face? am i the only one who thought this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 4:57am

    I believe this really happened...some thing similar almost happened to me a few years back...let's say that before any thing came flopping out, my wingman saved the day...GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:03am

    Wow, this hits a little too close to home...sometimes you really can't tell.... That is all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:04pm

    This is why parents shouldn't let immature kids get cell phones. I'm not usually one to call out "fake" but nobody that refers to a dick as a "dong" is actually getting laid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:46pm

    I laughed out loud for a while at this. It's funny when it doesn't happen to you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:23pm

    All you dumb fuck's who think this guy faught in nam are asshole's!!!! He said "nam like" meaning he's pretty much fucked for the rest of his life, it doesn't mean that he faught in the war. Some of you people are stupid as fuck.

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    Submitted by babylove0512 on Jun 15, 10 at 4:23pm

    I feel REAL sorry for u but just think u got blue balls from a chick wit a dick well at least she did too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:52pm

    Getting offended by the Vietnam reference? Cmon! My father served two tours in Vietnam with Special Forces Group, and he thought this was funny as hell. I did 2 tours in Afghanistan

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:32pm

    OK..so what was it Lady Gaga

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:12am

    Holly from take a walk on the wild side say give me a ride. So says Lou reed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:00pm

    i think this is awesome. lol. nam like effect bahahahaha.

  • Submitted by hyper31337 on Sep 13, 10 at 1:42pm

    11:54 you just made my day. That was sooo damn funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:49pm

    That is hilarious! (:

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:36am

    12:26... did you ever think that maybe we're not all you? If this happened to me, I'd tell someone. Grow up, cocksucker. P.S. Who says cocksucker?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:06am

    Wow, almost ALL of you absolutely FAIL as to what a dong is! It's a sex toy, morons.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 12:07pm

    Alright assholes this is how the shit goes down. He wasn't in nam, he just will be scarred like veterans in a war. Second dong is just her strap on....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:29am

    That's y he said Nam LIKE fucktard. Not once did he say anything about actually bein in the war. The entire point of all this is to make u laugh. Relax

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 8:19pm

    11:32 .... shut it. If you fought in Vietnam you'd be like 50 at least. AT LEAST. Judging by the posts I imagine the majority of people on this website are college aged. Lying about fighting in a war is disrespectful. So fuck off :) This post is hilarious. And I honestly believe it. And it made me lol for like 20 minutes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:54pm

    One word: PWNED! Another one word: fail

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    Submitted by hitbyadampayi on Nov 15, 10 at 1:38pm

    I'm sitting in a lecture of over three hundred people and couldn't help but lol. \nAwkward stares all around.

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    Submitted by tinkereena on Oct 23, 10 at 4:02pm

    I'm a trans woman and I'm pretty sure if she was going to let him in there, she'd tell him first. I totally would. I think he just didn't like to be hit in the face

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 18, 10 at 10:32pm

    People. Let's all just take a moment. A dong is not a dick. It's a strap-on. "Nam like." He is not claiming to have fought in Nam. K. Now we can breathe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:13am

    Dude... How are people dumb enough to think this kid was actually in Vietnam? Lol wtf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:53pm

    That fckn suck. I would have ran away

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    Submitted by kickbuttben on Aug 8, 11 at 5:45pm

    Woulda punched "her" right in the balls

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    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:51am

    So she blow you at least? When you were done puking.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:58am

    ahhh D.C. I'm I've seen this lady at the annual transgender high heel race!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:02pm

    people from DC are all fucking losers...who think they're more important then they really are. FUCK you DC bitches

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    Submitted by butterf1yy on Jun 21, 10 at 5:56pm

    I wish I could favorite this twice cuz it makes me crack up every single time =D

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    Submitted by kevink3012 on Jul 24, 12 at 10:00pm

    I hope you kicked it in the balls for even attempting to traumatize you!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:21pm

    5:49 Tucker Max is crude, but AWESOME.

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    Submitted by Marc2b4 on Dec 6, 11 at 6:51pm

    ROTFLMAO

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    Submitted by jeff91660 on Dec 11, 11 at 10:39pm

    who the hell says "dong " anymore ? what are you ? 70?

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    Submitted by ieatdahpussy6183 on Aug 4, 11 at 2:18pm

    Hit her bak! Or him..... Or it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:54pm

    Continued: ... And multiple tours in Iraq with 2nd Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment, and I thought this was funny as well. Lighten up!

    • Submitted by Wiggity on Oct 17, 10 at 4:19pm

      who is this?? im c co 2/75

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:36pm

    I just wonder who the hell the 543 people are who clicked "good night." What the fuck?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 1:36pm

    how ironic considering the vietnamese dollar is called a "dong"

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    Submitted by jaydelarosa on Jul 28, 11 at 1:59am

    DAAAAAAAAAMN.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 7:49am

    Was she the Mona Lisa of transvestites?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:59am

    11:54 great ace ventura throwback

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:45pm

    Chick with a dick lol

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    Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Sep 22, 10 at 1:21am

    That blows, bro.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:32am

    I fought in nam you dumb piece of shit. Get some respect.

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      Submitted by Poemwriter98 on Jun 22, 10 at 11:39am

      So I guess you'd understand the reference to the post traumatic stress that Vietnam caused a lot of people?

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    Submitted by holey396 on Jul 10, 10 at 7:01pm

    tArdo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:55pm

    She just went lady gaga on u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:33am

    i think this is real....jus cuz u dont notice a bulge doesnt mean anything trannsie tuck their dicks most of the time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 7:38pm

    549! hahaha tucker max is the shit! The only book i have read in my life.

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    Submitted by sprsnc20 on May 14, 11 at 2:18am

    MAY have?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:05pm

    12:49, it is from beta house.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:58pm

    3:57 Lady GaGa is that you? And if it's not hey to each their own and I agree with 3:57. Lady G needs to flush herself down the crapper.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:53pm

    Counseling*

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    Submitted by shadylaaady on Mar 15, 12 at 8:03am

    How ever thought she is a "he-she"

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    Submitted by thatkiddownthe on Jul 15, 11 at 3:53am

    So her her head hit urs?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:48am

    that tucker max story fucked me up for life. if you read, you will start to wonder about every one night stand you've ever had

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    Submitted by dirzzake2717 on Apr 10, 11 at 12:44pm

    U know he still banged him/her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:21pm

    202 you fucking fail at life.

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    Submitted by ieatdahpussy6183 on Aug 4, 11 at 2:18pm

    Hit her bak! Or him..... Or it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:54pm

    I would have cried, right then and there.

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    Submitted by darcylovesyouu on Oct 1, 10 at 3:20am

    dude she probably was like a hermaphradite

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:49pm

    And then u thought about and called her later that eve!! Hope all goes well with u guys lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:20am

    haha "who's got a dick?" I DO. :) proud of you mann. really.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:58pm

    11:32: my ass you fought in nam, my dad fought in nam and I'm 19

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      Submitted by Poemwriter98 on Jun 22, 10 at 11:38am

      He said like Vietnam, not that he fought in Vietnam himself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:27pm

    PTSD for you, massive blood loss for the thing.

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    Submitted by TransAndProud on May 16, 12 at 4:54am

    Tinkereena, \n\nI'm a transwoman too and totally agree with you! He probably knew but got upset when she made his look a teeny weeny lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:05am

    1154: you are my new best friend. ace ventura <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:14pm

    I bet you deserved it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:53pm

    I laughed :x Hope ya get some couseling lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 6:18am

    There are certain times when a man has to beat the shit outta someone. This is one. Pay your scarring in kind.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:57am

    i wouldnt have told this to ANYONE

  • Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 18, 10 at 10:09pm

    Nothin wrong with that . . . good night, at least you got in its pants. Maybe you could blow her so you know how the girl feels? Idk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 12:57am

    mollywop!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:35pm

    Actually moron, a ding is also refered to as a dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:41am

    Why would "she" let you go down? He's obviously gonna freak out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:16am

    i think it was from beta house 12:49

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:31pm

    1:04, i hear people say "dong" all the time. and they arent super immature people either. stop thinking that youre so fucking mature and above all this. get the fuck off this site if youre going to be that way. plus, i dont know about many trannies when i was in high school, so i doubt this was just some kid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 5:28pm

    bad night bad night bad night!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:41pm

    8:06: LOL! That's exactly what went through my head..."this text is totally about that freak Lady Gaga". :P

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:55am

    I did the same thing to my cat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:26pm

    troll. i totally think this was made up. a) you would have noticed a bulge before you took off 'her' underwear. b) you wouldn't broadcast this. c) who says dong? really?

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:27am

    Sooooo... Did you keep going? Or was that kind of a deal breaker? And was it bigger than yours? Cuz that'd be even worse. A chick that has a bigger cock than you? That'd be the real hit to the ego...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:22pm

    big clit or little dick?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:11pm

    i dont usually say this but....fake if you went down a tranny there is no way in hell you would tell someone, let alone say that the dick hit you in the face...so fake