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(304): View more from West Virginia

you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands

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(480): View more from Arizona

omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed

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(360): View more from Washington

I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes

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(917): View more from New York City

If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you

(917): View more from New York City

Those had pot in them

(917): View more from New York City

And good luck on your interview asshole

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(607): View more from New York

haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.

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