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  • 84 62
    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jul 18, 10 at 11:18am

    That's when you know he has no idea what to do with a woman. None at all.

  • 83 63
    Submitted by ILOVEPINAYS on Jul 18, 10 at 10:56am

    Ummmm, thats what it is

  • 66 48
    Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 18, 10 at 1:32pm

    These arnt dried up old ladies their good to go!

  • 62 46
    Submitted by Panther82 on Jul 18, 10 at 3:24pm

    Awh poor little firsty, his spot is being jacked :(

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 18, 10 at 11:37am

    At least he didnt call it sex juice

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 11:30am

    Nah, some women are just a bit dryer than others, forgot what it's called though...

  • 57 50
    Submitted by secondy on Jul 19, 10 at 12:46am

    I love you firsty.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by swooot on Jul 19, 10 at 10:31am

    Lol @ nakedgoat ... Superbad quote

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Glitch on Jul 18, 10 at 6:22pm

    Hahaha, fuck fluid. I like that.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 10:47am

    Haha.

  • 67 80
    Submitted by PolarBare on Jul 18, 10 at 10:45am

    Pretty lame for a TFLN....

  • 59 65
    Submitted by fiveonesixLOL on Jul 18, 10 at 11:20am

    Aww where's the real Firsty on these texts?

    • 52 58
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 18, 10 at 1:33pm

      Have no fear, for Firsty is always watching! :) *Hands you a pretzel*

  • 55 62
    Submitted by hoeicide on Jul 18, 10 at 5:55pm

    Alliteration!

  • 54 61
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 12:25pm

    Firsty doth delegate during the time of rest

  • 41 36
    Submitted by BlondeMS19 on Aug 1, 11 at 1:39pm

    That is an automatic "No ass pass" when people do that.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:18am

    I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 10:47am

    This firsty is fake.

    • 53 59
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 18, 10 at 1:32pm

      Firsty supports copies :) These pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:51am

    Essentially speaking...that's what it is good choice of words

  • 50 67
    Submitted by silverbullet30a on Jul 19, 10 at 12:09am

    I usually just use a big lugie I pull from the back of my throat

  • 46 62
    Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 18, 10 at 10:43am

    These pretzels are making me firsty...