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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(

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(406): I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :( http://tfl.nu/1rqk

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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period

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(406): I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period http://tfl.nu/lg74

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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.

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(406): After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women. http://tfl.nu/36ea

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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

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(406): WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA http://tfl.nu/iwiz

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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.

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How stoned are you?

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(406): 3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant. (1-406): How stoned are you? http://tfl.nu/v7x3

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We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.

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(406): We turned a watering can into a margarita bong. http://tfl.nu/ptcq

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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry

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(406): Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry http://tfl.nu/gx9l

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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.

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YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.

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(570): HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS. (406): YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE. http://tfl.nu/futb

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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.

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(406): I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever. http://tfl.nu/7tpa

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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.

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(406): We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right. http://tfl.nu/ritk

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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open

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(406): I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open http://tfl.nu/p54l

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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?

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(406): were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong? http://tfl.nu/plyg

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its 2pm. u awake yet?

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ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.

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(406): its 2pm. u awake yet? (1-406): ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face. http://tfl.nu/0qbj

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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.

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(406): We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors. http://tfl.nu/7kjk

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You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.

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(406): You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him. http://tfl.nu/veeu

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