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(317): View more from Indiana

So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?

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(954): View more from Florida

had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.

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(425): View more from Washington

oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog

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(815): View more from Illinois

there was naked duck duck goose

(703): View more from Virginia

how does that even get suggested?!

(815): View more from Illinois

after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

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(630): View more from Illinois

Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went

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(630): View more from Illinois

She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce

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