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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety

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(541): View more from Oregon

It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.

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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.

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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song

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(815): View more from Illinois

I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.

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(909): View more from California

If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?

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(705): View more from Ontario

All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.

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