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  • 109 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:01am
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    Verizon to Verizon means I can send you a novel if I want to.

  • 102 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:30am
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    i tripped on ambien with my best friend, she passed out about 30 mins after taking it, but i saw bubbles coming out of the walls and all the ceiling lights looked orange and i threw up in a measuring container. My boyfriend said i called him several times but i wasnt saying real words to him, just ones i was making up.

  • 94 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:23pm
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    my mom takes ambien nightly and around 1 am one night I saw her in her bathrobe in the neighbors yard picking their flowers. I immediately went and got her before anyone else saw.

  • 85 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:29am
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    That's it, I'm gonna try Ambien.

  • 74 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:36am
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    Two things... 1. I have never laugh so hard ... ever! 2. I now have to try Ambien

  • 67 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:08am
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    amibien is sleeping medication. For people calling fake, ambien makes a lot of people hallucinate, weirder shit than this. I one time told my friend the air smells like velvet. My parents inform me that after taking ambien, I sat up and stared at the kitchen table in fear, saying there were red people there. What's worse is I woke up the next morning with no memory of this, and thought I had a good night of sleep.

  • 66 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:25am
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    hahaha i tripped on ambien but i was on an airplane and thought my head was outside of the plane then ran to the bathroom and puked. im jealous of your elf trip.

  • 59 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:16am
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    This has win written all over it.

  • 53 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:08pm
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    I used to take Ambien to help me sleep - one time I was convinced that my shoes were putting on a parade, out of my closet and into my room, down the hallway... it was nuts.

  • 47 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:51am
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    i've totally tripped on ambien but mine is just always seeing 7 of everybody and going cross eyed alot. How do i get keebler elves?!

  • 49 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:41am
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    Best one I have seen in a long time

  • 48 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:05am
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    I tripped on ambien and freaked out. I thought I was stuck on a ceiling beam in a circus tent and the girl riding the elephant stole my voice and the billowing walls of the tent were trying to suffocate me. And the clincher was my husband had just had me committed to the psych ward. Needless to say they did not let me out that morning.

  • 41 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:16pm
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    I tripped on ambien once. I thought i was riding through a giant caterpillar made of flowers and a bunch of people were touching my arms. i was also with my mom. she said that i was lying on the bed saying "are they coming with us?"

  • 41 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:07pm
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    dude, you called your mom "bro" super funny

  • 41 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:08pm
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    I used to take that shit to sleep. One night i drank a glass of wine after a took it and ended up taking my snowboard down my carpeted stairs into a wall. I broke my pinky toe and looked like one of the elephants from dumbo trying to fly.

  • 38 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:48pm
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    haha ambien is fun shit, and its the best sleep you'll ever have. Once i took it and walked around my dorm room and told my friends i was "talkin around" and then i asked a friend "how long has that gorilla been giving you security?" hahaha

  • 40 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 2:57am
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    ambien does do crazy things but i wouldn't recommend it. i was prescribed and it can make you freak out. i was found crying in a corner because "my brain left my body" and i was staring at it.

  • 41 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:26pm
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    anyone who wants ambien? ill give you a way to get it

  • 36 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:56pm
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    My great Aunt took Ambien when she was visiting bc she has a lot of trouble sleeping...She started dancing with me ballroom-style in a very narrow hallway, bumping me into the wall each go-round, while singing "goodniiighhhht jennifer [my name], goodniiiiiigggttt" like she was in an opera. She proceeded to calmly bow, walk into the kitchen, eat cold leftovers out of the fridge, put the empty/open container back, and walk upstairs to sleep. In the morning, she remembered none of it.

  • 32 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:17pm
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    I laughed so hard at that I actually started crying, after which I started getting sad that I actually was laughing so hard I was crying at a random person's random text message.

  • 31 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:40pm
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    Hahaha I had to stop taking Ambien because shit like this happened to me. I got lost in a forest and had a sudden urge to have phone sex with my ex. I went through with it.

  • 33 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:58pm
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    Whoa, I had a similar experience freshmen year, except I ran around the three floors of my dorm announcing that I was a giant lesbian elf while wearing a Christmas hat. Damn Ambien.

  • 31 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:32am
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    My roommate took a buddies Ambien, we then managed to lose a 300+lb D-tackle for like 2 hours....apparently he was on the roof of the bulding fighting Keanu Reaves matrix style..

  • 29 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:03am
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    i called and left my friends voicemails the night i tripped on ambien, i told one friend i was wearing queen elizabeth's clothes and i had to hurry and get off to phone so i could finish the tea party and return the clothes so she wouldn't be upset, told another that the mirrors were falling, everything was chasing me, the midgets wouldn't stop laughing, and there were aliens all over my room...there are no mirrors in my room and i was alone. i remember nothing. that shit is crazy.

  • 31 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:31am
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    all the people saying its fake just need to join the crazy train bro.

  • 29 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:28pm
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    To whoever thinks this stuff is fake - Let me assure you of one thing: You can't make this shit up. I am professional writer and I'm not half as good at this stuff. I seriously miss Ambien, but I stopped taking it for a while because i was getting addicted to it. I now do a month on, a month off for this very reason. God I can't wait until June

  • 28 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 7:59pm
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    one of the side effects is hallucination. I had ambian, and i didnt take it for a while, then i started taking it. My trip story: I was going to bed, and i saw people in my head telling me that ET needed to phone home, but his cell phone died and wanted to use mine.

  • 25 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:42pm
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    Im tellin you, I have takin Ambien for about 3 years now off and on and if you take one then 15 to 20 mins later take a 2nd one...you will see the walls melt and little people talkin to you. One night I sat and talked to a radio for over 2 hours because I could hear god talking to me. THE BEST drug ever made...Oh it helps you sleep too lol

  • 26 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:05pm
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    Add me to the list of people who have had a hardcore ambien trip

  • 28 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:42pm
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    No you fool, Ambien is not over the counter. It's prescription. Do you honestly think something that made people trip out this much would be available to the general public and available for use at their own discretion?

  • 26 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:51am
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    Wonder what porn is like on an Ambian trip...

  • 24 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:51am
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    hahahahah...one time i took ambien and hallucinated that everything on my desk was plotting against me

  • 24 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:48am
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    I've done this on accident. I was in the hospital the night before I was scheduled for a c-section to give birth, and they gave me ambien. I guess it didn't occur to me to take it and then go straight to bed, because I had some visitors over. 20 minutes later, I'm asking my fiance "did you always have 3 heads?" and then all of a sudden my bed turned into a giant orange lily pad and started spinning. Then I puked for a few hours. Hardest I've ever tripped, but I don't really have any desire to do it again!

  • 25 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:45am
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    I wish I could call that experience my own.

  • 24 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:28pm
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    hahahaha. there are seven people sitting on my knees...thats hilarious

  • 21 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:22am
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    Humans have found ways to alter their reality since the dawn of time. It's natural. Shut the fuck up.

  • 22 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:05am
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    I took ambien and woke up with a sippycup full of broccli next to me. I guarantee you this guys storys real.

  • 20 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:48pm
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    same herre.....tears were POURING out of my eyes from laughing so hard at this.

  • 22 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:33am
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    who cares if its fake! this has EPIC win everyyyywhereeee

  • 21 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:54pm
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    HAHAHAHA. 4:16- ambien is just a sleep medication. people don't mean to trip on it.

  • 22 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:28am
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    ps., since it sounds like such a hassle ill just stick with weed.

  • 20 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:21am
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    Will you be my new best friend?

  • 21 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:11am
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    insomniacs unite! that shit does the same things to me.

  • 25 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 8:54am
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    You have too much time on your hands if your patrolling this website looking for fake posts. Deuschbag

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      Submitted by wargasm on Feb 25, 10 at 1:07pm
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      you spelled douche wrong

  • 20 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:04pm
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    One time i tripped on ambien, i remember nothing, but when I woke up i had sent 2 text messages from my phone. The first one said "everythings get up put them down" and the second said "i accidently zoned out and wrote the coat of many colors" lol

  • 20 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:26pm
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    I just lol'd in class and got an evil glare from my math prof. hahahahaahahahaha

  • 19 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 3:57pm
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    :) ambien is awesome. you also live in the same area code as the inventor of ambien!!!

  • 22 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 5:20pm
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    She didn't find the behavior normal idiot that's why the story is funny

  • 20 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:56am
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    Hahaha, I literally just laughed for five minutes straight. I've never really heard of people tripping out on Ambien before, This is what TFLN should be, not douche bags arguing on what the "dibs" game is or deciding if some girl they don't even know on here is a whore. No one cares about that shit, people are just on here to get a laugh.

  • 19 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:40am
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    "join the crazy train bro" to your Mom is Hilarious!

  • 20 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:31am
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    This is the best one I've ever seen.

  • 19 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:20am
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    hahahaha! this is amazing! i tripped on ambien once and my best friend told me i was standing in my living room yelling at all these people and trying to get them out of my house but it was just the christmas tree and i called my mom telling her that she needs to bring some pepper spray to get all the cunts out of the house. best day ever :]

  • 20 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:01pm
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    yeah i don't think i can NOT try ambien now. where do you get that shit on the street? lol.

  • 19 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 2:30am
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    anyone who thinks this is fake - try ambien and it will happen to you

  • 19 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:19am
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    way to go northshore im gonna find u

  • 18 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:14pm
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    Holy shit, this has got to be the best one yet. I need to try this shit!

  • 18 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:30pm
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    Can you please let this person know that they're my hero?

  • 18 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 6:04pm
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    damnnn. i didn't know ambien trips could be THIS good. when i took it everything just started spinig and was all warped. I couldn't stop smiling and when i typed on my computer the text was kind of floating on its own outside of the little box. perhaps if i had stayed up just a little bit longer...

  • 18 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:28pm
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    I took Ambien in the hospital so I could sleep before I went home and I remember seeing the devil dress up as a clown and laughing like muuhaaaa aah ahh ahh ahh. I made myself go to sleep. That was some scary shit. I told my brother I saw spaceships. That was the last thing I remember.

  • 19 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:28am
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    this is fucking hilarious i laughed so much!!!!!

  • 17 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 9:59am
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    Good stuff, Gotta loooove pills/and insomnia! XD

  • 17 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:22pm
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    ambien makes you trip so bad. i took it once and within 5 minutes of taking it there were little people in my hand yeling at me telling me what to do and i was listening to them, and then a butterfly flew in threw my door and i freaked out and texted my friends because it was after her rofl but i couldnt text right, and then a garden grew in my room hahah. then i went on facebook and liked about 9 peoples status's.

  • 17 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:50am
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    This person clearly states his mother told him what happened. READING WORKS WELL! :D

  • 17 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:48am
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    Ok....its time for an Abien party...any 712 numbers out there?

  • 16 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:46am
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    There is no way this is fake. What person in their right mind could just make this stuff up?

  • 16 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:20pm
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    I took ambien once and I saw vines growing all over my room and started screaming about fairies entwining things.

  • 19 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:38am
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    at 19 years old i took ambien. i dont remember what i saw but i ran crying into my parents room and made my mom stay with me till i fell asleep. whatever i saw it scared the piss out of me

  • 19 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:19am
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    while this is fucking hilarious. i can't help but be concerned that the mother found this behavior normal

  • 14 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:52pm
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    Rofl lie or not who cares?? The seven people on my knees part cracked me up XD

  • 17 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:28pm
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    I take Ambien CR every night! this is great, i know exactally what you are talking about> one time i had my car in neutral but I thought I was driving!!! I was revving my engine for at least an hour!

  • 15 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:43pm
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    this is literally LITERALLY the funniest thing I have ever heard of. I dont know anyone who can read this and not go try ambien

  • 15 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:50pm
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    June 14, 2009 4:16..... wooow. youre really cool for telling this person to get a life..got nothing better to do with your own life then..? jesus, youre probably the most hated person on here

  • 16 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 3:44am
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    Damn I need to get some fucking ambien

  • 19 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:48pm
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    this is my area code and i know who wrote this. we were talking that night. wow.

  • 15 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:31pm
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    i can't stop laughing

  • 19 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:26am
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    Alright, I'm throwing Ambien on my to-do list.

  • 16 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:06pm
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    this is the best post in a long time. funny shit. how do i get ambien and how much do i take?

  • 19 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:17am
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    You can send 1000 characters in a media message generally as well. So it's entirely possible.

  • 16 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:12pm
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    Don't ry ambien please... I take it every night and when I fight it that's when weird shit starts happening. It has a side effect of making you suicidal

  • 14 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:07am
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    ha! I read an article about Ambien a few weeks back... I actually can drive people insane after awhile... Looks like this person is one of them.

  • 16 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:49pm
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    i want to try this... but ever since acid a hit of weed gives me voices so perhaps i shouldnt

  • 14 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:42pm
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    For people saying this is fake you guys are stupid. Ambien does some crazy shit to you

  • 18 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:01pm
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    ok, now I want to try this. I'm not sure if I should though, I can see pretty fucked up things when I'm not on anything. like this one time, I apparently kept asking everyone why they were purple and carrying orange watermelon zombies. this was just from lack of sleep, should I go for it?

  • 17 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 7:48pm
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    what's up with ambien trips and trees? i started tripping in the middle of a serious conversation with my dad. my desk chair was a willow tree trying to choke me with it's vines. apparently i just fell over and started yelling at it to release it's deadly grasp of my neck. my dad stopped talking to me after 9 for a while.

  • 15 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:41am
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    thank you for validating to all my friends that ambien sickness is real and i'm not just real big douche doing and shouting strange things around my apartment building late night

  • 15 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:11am
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    If you don't usuall trajectory sleeping pills and you take one, it can definitely make you trip out like this. I took ambien one time and i was in my bed but I though I was at tthe mall. Then I thought I was at the amusement park.

  • 14 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:32am
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    hahaha that's awesome wow. best one I've read. jesus.

  • 15 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:25pm
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    this is my favorite TFLN ever!

  • 14 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:47pm
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    this is by far the funniest one ive ever seen hahahaha

  • 15 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:49pm
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    fuck i want some ambien..

  • 14 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:25pm
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    i read this everyday and i still laugh :') you are genius. this makes me really want to trip on ambien.

  • 16 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:00am
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    1. This isn't fake. There are too many people who have posted similar stories. 2. Drugs can make u hallucinate. Ever done Salvia? 3. Whoever wrote that they have been taking valium since they were 3 is lying 4. You can send over 2000 words in a text……anyone with a sprint phone or I phone knows this….or if you have short message text 5. I seriously read this once a month and I still laugh every freaking time

  • 12 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:35pm
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    i used to have to take ambien... i'd take it at night and say ridiculous things then fall asleep in random places in my house. i'd also get to school on time... and never remember getting to school. shit's scary.

  • 13 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:58am
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    By far the absolute best tfln on here, this makes me laugh so frigging hard every single time I read it

  • 13 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:52am
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    Again a dildo remark

  • 14 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:03pm
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    Hahaha I know the person that sent this lololol best shit ever

  • 15 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:40am
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    I took Ambien, and was convinced I was going to go outside- in blizzard. So in my pajamas ( underwear and T shirt), I put on my ski coat and laid on my floor. Soon then I proceeded to chew gum and stick it all over my wall. Then there is always the sitting on my bed with my lap top, and pictures of people look sooooo cool. And I'll be typing on my keyboard like I am playing Chopin, just typing things.... Ambien is great.

  • 14 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:39pm
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    hahaha "no, we're sitting in a bowl." and "join the crazy train, bro!" are the best parts, i laughed so hard.

  • 14 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 4:08am
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    will you marry me? its 3 am and i'm alone in my room dying of laughter, you don't even know

  • 13 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:12am
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    If you take enough Dramamine some of these same effects happen

  • 15 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:08am
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    THIS IS THE GREATEST ONE MY FRIEND AND I HAVE EVER HAD THE PRIVALAGE TO READ WITH OUR VERY OWN EYES!!!!!!!!!!

  • 16 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:39am
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    LSD works just fine.

  • 15 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:08pm
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    this could be an ex-boyfriend of mine...go illinois...ryan, is that you?

  • 16 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:27am
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    THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!! BEST SHIT I HAVE READ ON HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 16 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:23pm
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    Hahahahahahahaha! Holy shit all of these are hilarious...I need to get some

  • 13 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 2:49pm
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    FUNNIEST SH*T EVER! There's no way I'm NOT gonna try it now!

  • 15 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:16pm
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    Man, all the people that get so mad and question the authenticity of seriously funny TFLN are total douches. Ever taken shrooms & some people love it while other bas trip? Different people react differently! Its an anonymous site. Nobody asked for the fake patrol we're all just having fun reading hilarious shit. -lovin' the crazy train

  • 14 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:03am
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    No there sitting in a bowl??! LOL

  • 13 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:41am
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    ambien is actually gods gift to the insomniacs of the world and also the druggies that use it as well.

  • 15 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:14pm
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    can you buy ambien legally at 16? im motivated

  • 13 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:47pm
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    this pretty much made my week! i haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

  • 14 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:38pm
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    I just spat tea all over my laptop reading this. Thanks for the best laugh in ages!

  • 13 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 1:43pm
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    hahahahhahahhahahaha this story is fucking legendary !!!!! .... i need some ambien ASAP, that sounds like an amazing time

  • 11 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:30pm
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    it happened because you had an allergic reaction to the pill. allergic reactions to pills can vary. source: happened to me, father is a physician and explained.

  • 13 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:44am
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    Right now I can not even laugh hard enough for how funny this is. Also, I am listening to "I can love you like that" By john michael montgomery. PRICELESS.

  • 13 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:40am
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    i've tripped on Ambien before and reading all these stories make me laugh so much and remember my experience... good stuff

  • 12 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:18am
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    Real or not it's super funny

  • 13 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:09pm
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    This is the funniest thing ever

  • 14 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:08pm
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    dude its not fake this is some dumb shit to make up if its fake then they got way too much time on their hands. this is funny as fuck. obviously youve never been high

  • 13 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:46pm
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    I'm so jealous of the people who have tripped hard on Ambien. I'm prescribed it and heard voices one time (thought I was losing my mind-- didn't know it could make me bug out because my doc didn't mention it), but because I know how much fun it can be I'm worried to abuse it since it's the first time in my life that I can remember going to sleep without tossing and turning for at least 45 minutes. I know I'll probably end up caving and getting high intentionally though. Meh.

  • 13 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 3:19pm
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    wow hahaha i literally lol'ed at this one.

  • 13 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:21pm
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    My dad tried Ambien, and he told me that if I ever wanted to take one, do NOT stay awake. Just go right to sleep. Because crazy shit will happen. I guess he was right!

  • 16 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:54pm
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    I had an allergic reaction that was really bad, the doctors were trying to make me pass out because I was having panic attacks. Gave me ambien and I started hallucinating that black sludge was crawling up all the walls. It was like a mix between The Ring/ The Grudge.

  • 15 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:28am
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    that is hilarious!!!

  • 12 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:39am
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    Lmao can't make thatvup

  • 12 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:27pm
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    OMG!!! While reading this I laughed so hard I started crying. Hilarious!

  • 12 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:46pm
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    @ 9:17 you are one person. this kind of shit happens to me all the time on ambien.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 8:25pm
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    I do all sorts of crazy stuff on Ambien. I actually just started "Ambien Blogging" (blogging when I'm on Ambien) It's pretty funny and the best part is when I wake up in the morning to see what I wrote the night before. It's sad but true, I'm a lot more funny when I'm on Ambien than in real life. Ambien Girl

  • 13 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:52pm
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    can you get ambien in australia? someone please tell me.

  • 13 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:59am
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    to the kid that jus said it was fake up there, hell no. people react differently to different drugs. i believe this fasho. this story was fucking great plus your from the 847-all we do is get fucked up off whatever shit we can find. EPIC. join the crazy train bro! ahahaha

  • 11 4
    Submitted by candice2117 on Jan 15, 10 at 6:24pm
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    I only took ambien a couple of times because every time I would have some crazy trip and then the ambien started making me have erratic emotions. But here's one of my stories... (continued)

  • 11 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:56am
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    This is to damn funny

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:42pm
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    It seems that ambien allows you to live out your dreams

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:49pm
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    THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET!I AM STILL LAUGING!! LAUGHIN SO HARD I AM IN TEATS

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:08am
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    Most awesome text EVER

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:39pm
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    i had an ambien and the same type of thing happened to me, only i thought my bedroom was a supermarket...scary

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:20pm
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    Dude I totally did that before! And there were elves for me too!!! Only they were taking wheelbarrows in and out of the cave entrance that magically appeared in my bedroom wall. And then there was an imaginary creeper watching me have sex and apparently I told him for a hundred bucks he could join... Ambien does some CRAZY things to ya!

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:03am
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    wow, i think i just woke my house up with this text and my area code yay northshore kids. lol now i really wanna try this ambien pill

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:58am
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    of all the tfln this is my favorite it's never not funny

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:24am
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    i once went yellow submarine/sgnt pepper's lonely hearts swirling paisley everywhere. i wasnt trying to stay up and trip tho, these were the final things i saw before waking up 8 hours later not knowing where i was.

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:00am
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    I have GOT to get some of that shit!

  • 13 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 7:36pm
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    oh my god that is awesome. this made my day.

  • 13 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:18pm
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    seriously greatest thing i've ever read. laughed for an hour

  • 13 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:51am
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    Fucking hilarious. -thumbs up-

  • 12 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:08pm
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    i started crying i laughed so hard......

  • 14 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:25pm
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    i think i need to get some Ambien

  • 15 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:06pm
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    to properly trip you have to fight off the sleepy effects it has. if you can make it through that, you will start to see things. i'm 5'5, 130 lbs and i took 2, but it was too much for me because it made me throw up several times. if i can get it again i'll only take 1 1/2

  • 11 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:12pm
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    hahah northshore represent i'm sure we've met ! funniest one i've seen in a long time

  • 12 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:05am
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    especially hallucinogens... let's just go clinically insane for a few hours and call it a good time!.... yeah...so smart...

  • 11 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:59am
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    I just read this with my friends..we all laughed so hard we cried for about 10 mins.. and had to read it over about four times..best i've ever read by far.

  • 11 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:08am
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    fucking HILarious....started too cry....too damn funny!

  • 11 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:09pm
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    i just laughed so hard i was crying. hahha. good one.

  • 13 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:26pm
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    HAHAHAHA!! I am STILL laughing as I write this! Sounds like you took Salvia, not ambien hahahahaha.

  • 15 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:53pm
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    Triple C's-over the counter, cheap, craziest trips ever. I sang every song to the movie across the universe, dancing naked, kept going outside cuz the rain felt pretty... then fed my bestfriend, also trippin, slices of kraft cheese, because the color was glowing and she needed to eat it to talk.... hilarious.

  • 12 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:11am
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    I don't know howspmeone could make this up

  • 11 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 6:57pm
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    True I'm prescribed them. If you fight the urge to fall asleep it's a crazy trip and you don't remember anything

  • 12 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:50am
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    Xnxkxiznslwownwnd aianns jbardsjx drassandonzz

  • 12 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:58am
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    I need to get my hands on some ambien hahaha

  • 13 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:01pm
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    I definitely tripped on Ambien, using it for sleeping problems. It happened during a blackout and I saw people all around me in the kitchen. I was really freaked out.

  • 12 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:42pm
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    hahahahahaha best one ive seen EVER

  • 12 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:21am
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    is it me, or did anybody else realize that: May 12, 2009 10:02PM spelt ambien wrong twice, both different spellings...i wonder if they were tripping then...lol

  • 12 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:20pm
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    this is the funniest story ever!! thank you for making me laugh really really hard

  • 12 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:07am
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    i need someone that actually knows about this to tell me. is there only one kind of ambien to take? is it perscription or over the counter? if its perscription what can do this over the counter?

  • 12 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:58am
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    this sounds like a typical night to me. that ambien in crazy stuff. and i love this story.

  • 11 6
    Submitted by anu on Jan 16, 10 at 6:06pm
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    Can't stop laughing xD

  • 12 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 3:27am
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    I take it all the time. It's a legal hallucinogen. I ltrip Ost of the time n go back for more

  • 10 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:48pm
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    This is one of the best ever.

  • 11 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:22pm
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    LOL. Yes, Ambien will make you... well, trip. Some people will worse than others. My doctor gave me some to try for my insomnia and the worst thing that happened to me was mild paranoia, the walls were breathing and melting, and the flowers on our wallpaper stood up off the wall and started spinning. Kind of freaky if you don't expect it, but kind of nice after awhile. :)

  • 12 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:13pm
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    This is hysterical! I took ambien once and I spent the rest of the night watching myself sleep from the ceiling. Gecko style! This shit is crazy!

  • 11 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:02am
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    I wonder what would happen if took this Ambien I just got after I finish smokin this weed ....Only one way to find out!

  • 12 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:27am
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    I don't really get it

  • 12 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:44am
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    The only reason I don't think this is fake is because you can't make this shit up

  • 12 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:01am
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    this is my favorite ever.

  • 11 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:15am
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    By far the funniest thing I have ever read. I actually laughed outloud.

  • 11 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:32pm
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    this is the best original text/responses i've ever read. someone please inform me where i can get some ambien please.

  • 11 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:13pm
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    i had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. this post is so money

  • 12 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 4:38pm
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    fuck do i love ambien trips..........oh yessss.

  • 11 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 10:38am
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    I WANT some Ambien. That sounds amazing. I laughed out loud like a loon when I read this. And to the person who trips on weed... I do to, but have never dropped acid.

  • 13 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:51am
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    I too have tripped on Ambien and it did not AT ALL help me sleep.

  • 9 3
    Submitted by jillster71 on Jan 29, 10 at 11:17am
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    Thanks for the stories. I'm laughing so hard I got tears rolling down my face.

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:18am
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    Hahaha I know who wrote it and you wouldn't be surprised

  • 12 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:52am
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    i'm not a drug user at all but this sounds like so much fun, i want to try at least once now

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:13am
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    Hahahaha Ambien makes me trip so hard. I've actually ruined a few friendships/relationships on it, though. Because I start to go psycho and get suicidal and shit , and the other person doesn't realize i'm tripping, and of course they freak out.

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:00am
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    OMG, I haven't laughed so hard all night!!!!!

  • 12 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:52pm
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    To put this simply... Will you marry me?

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:04pm
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    I love you! You just told me about this the other night!

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:05am
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    Omg what person. Before me said that is the best fuckin night ever I love this person

  • 12 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:01am
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    I believe it! I took ambien once and didn't immediately go to bed and I was tripping like crazy!

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:59pm
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    ambien FTW. when i took ambien i got caught up watching a bad 90's movie, and thought i was in it. Heroin deals and running from the cops...I'm glad my parents weren't home.

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:28am
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    This is fucking great my friend hahaha

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:45am
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    I have read this 14 times. It was funny ALL 14 times!

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:33am
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    laughed so hard..i started crying... then nxt day, i showed my friends.. STILL JUST AS FUNNY!!! i totally have to try ambien now!!!

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:29am
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    well, that made my day. haha

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:34am
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    my mom has taken ambien before and done the same thing but she saw color webs dangling and spinning from her ceiling fan. And i looked radiant and my roommate had on a green foundant. And my mom made me go wake up my room mate because i was laughing at her and she did the same thing!

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:53pm
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    funniest shit ive eer read...omfg. i tried to read it to my sister and she told me to write it down bc she c0uldnt understand me bc i was laughing so hard.

  • 13 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:25am
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    Ambien is no joke kids.

  • 11 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:49am
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    By far my most favorite textfromlastnight Ever.

  • 12 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:35am
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    hahaha i've had the worst day ever and that made me laugh a lot.. Thank you

  • 12 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:46pm
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    This is absolutely awesome.

  • 10 6
    Submitted by candice2117 on Jan 15, 10 at 6:23pm
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    so one night my husband had already gone to sleep (so easily for him) and I decided to take an ambien to help. I was laying in bed and looked over and his black guitar case had grown super long black legs and arms. (continued)

  • 10 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:30am
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    day shit addictive?

  • 10 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 8:10pm
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    in case your wondering 30 mg will make u trip the fuck out

  • 12 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:36pm
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    December 8 2009 9:38 AM.... what the hell were you trying to say????? wow.

  • 10 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:42pm
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    hahahahahahahahah omg this is amazing. I'm crying.

  • 12 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:04am
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    November 14, 2009 12:53PM how about nobody do drugs? drugs are stupid.

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:51pm
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    this is all just way to awesome....northshore for sure...chicity ha ha...309

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:55am
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    jajajajaja... this is hilarious... thanks now i can keep reading instead of studying...

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:52pm
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    By far the best I have heard! Dude get help, LMAO

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:48pm
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    so glad i'm not the only one with one crazy trip. this is great. =)

  • 12 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:43pm
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    man I wish ambient made me trip, i have to use acid which is way harder to find

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:58pm
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    i just laughed for 10 minutes

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:21am
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    hahaha elf tree, that made me laugh

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:02am
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    This one is fucking hilarious. hahaha..ive only had a nice sleep on ambien but that is too damn funny.

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:24am
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    this is sad that i totally know who this is lol

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 5:22pm
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    ahhhh northshore kids tripping ambien. a story for the gods. god i love chicago

  • 13 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 1:37pm
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    10:17 wtf are you talking about that made no sense

  • 12 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:40pm
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    HAHAHAHA... i cant stop laughing... this is AWESOME...

  • 11 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:58am
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    i love how this is my area code, and it kinda sounds like somthing my friend would do...oh god

  • 12 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:02pm
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    Totaly tripped on Ambion once! I was at my BFF's house and had been drinking but couldn't sleep, so she had some Ambian and gave it to me. All I remember is waking up and I couldn't make the clock stop spinning. She said I was saying all this nonsence stuff and she tried to get me to puke it up cuz she was scared! Nothing compared to elves though! Totaly Jealous!

  • 10 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:41pm
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    I tripped on ambien once and i actually thought i was transported to another house in the middle of the night when i woke up i was scared shitless for like four hours

  • 9 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:19am
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    omg i kno who wrote this! haha fuckin guy :p

  • 11 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:38am
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    These people who are sayig it fake and that ambien doesn't make you hillusinatr are stupid and ignorant... I you do your research you'll realise it can cause hillusination as a side erect a... Drugs have ef

  • 12 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 11:59pm
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    For those people saying this can't happen... It can. My dad took this once and drove to blockbuster at 1 am with our dog and tried to climb into the video return box and started crying when he couldnt

  • 10 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:23am
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    Omg I looove this. It makes me want to try it!!

  • 13 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:03am
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    how's this a good night? this is stupid... just plain stupid...

  • 11 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:14pm
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    Yeah same thing happened to me. Only I tried to fist fight my wife. Long story short, passed out while standing, hit face on nightstand, woke up with pissed off wife and back eye.

  • 11 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 1:46pm
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    I took Ambien once and saw GGremlins flying off the spikes on the walls.

  • 10 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 6:21pm
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    this is fucking hilarious, I almost just peed my pants.

  • 11 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:07pm
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    Been there, done that...

  • 10 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 10:04pm
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    HAHAHAHAH. i died when i read this. i think this is one of the funniest ones i've seen

  • 11 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:24am
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    epicepicepicepicepicepic.

  • 10 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:53am
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    I actually had a trip from Ambien as well, but it also had magical trees with elves in it. There was a lot of other stuff, too.

  • 11 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:21pm
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    OMG AMBIEN. that shit trips me out so badly. I went to mexico, and the lake, and grocery shopping.

  • 11 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:58am
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    June 12, 2009 12:42PM is the biggest win ever. talking to God. lol

  • 11 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:03pm
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    I just pissed myself!

  • 10 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:58pm
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    I am crying from laughter! Best text EVER!!!

  • 13 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:56pm
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    ah i fuckin tripped crazy colors and spins on that shit, but then again i was in a mental hospital and smoked weed and had an ativan

  • 11 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:23am
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    epic win... great success

  • 10 8
    Submitted by shanleeee on Jan 23, 10 at 6:04pm
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    this is completely real. ive taken ambien before and i saw tiny people& a huge butterfly flying into my room and i thought i was in a log cabin... fun shit.\nand verizon to verizon or tmobile to verizon lets you go over 160

  • 9 6
    Submitted by candice2117 on Jan 15, 10 at 6:20pm
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    So I was determined to stare it down till morning so it wouldn't eat my husband. While I was leaning over my husband watching it he woke up and asked me what I was doing.(continued)

  • 9 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:38pm
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    I've been on ambien for seven years and i love it, my husband... not so much. To the person who says ambien is addictive, the dosage that most people "trip" on is not habit forming.

  • 9 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:13pm
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    Ambien seriously is crazy. It doesn't affect everyone that way, but it did to me. Yeah, insomniacs!

  • 11 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:31am
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    i.cant.BREATHE. best one ever. no way you could just make all that up. win.

  • 10 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:42pm
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    hahahahahah sooo fuckin funny! and btw, if for say 2 people both have like virizon and are texting eachother, you can type as much as you want in one text. so this IS possible.

  • 10 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:43am
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    U only think it's stupid because you've necer took an ambien and tripped on it...... Yeah I'm in that unfortunate hilarious club

  • 14 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:29pm
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    I've been taking Valium and ambien since I was 3. That kinda shit does not happen

  • 11 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:25am
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    My bf says he loves doing the nasty after I take my ambien...says I'm a freak

  • 9 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:24pm
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    IMF!!! That's histerical!

  • 11 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:43pm
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    dude i took ambien and it made me trip too. i was talking to an elephant all night

  • 10 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:27pm
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    that is a great way to fall asleep

  • 11 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:39am
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    ASHTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOW IT"S YOU!

  • 11 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:54pm
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    ok. so I did laugh out loud... but there were no tears involved. I want your Mom (and not in a dirty joke way-- in the cool mom way.)

  • 10 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:06am
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    This is hillarious!! funniest thing ive heard ina long time! ive got to get me some ambien.

  • 10 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:27am
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    thanks man for the reply. im not really gonna become addicted to it. i just wanted to try it once. thanks though.

  • 6 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 10:06pm
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    When I tripped I threw hot chocolate across the room and said it was coffe in disgise and proceeded to crawl on all forms back to my bedroom

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:43pm
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    Hahaha lol funny

  • 11 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:05am
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    that is fucking epic.

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:40am
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    dude. does cyclobenzaprine do this too??????

  • 10 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:53pm
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    Greatest thing of my life. Ever.

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:44pm
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    how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood............ see woodchucks''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' could i have some more.................anyone.....

  • 11 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:44am
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    if you stay awake, amvbien does make you loopy, but it does not make you trip! that's ridicuous.

  • 12 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:07pm
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    First of all if you took ambien.. theres no way you could've said that before it knocks you out and it doesn't make you trip... just tired... lies

  • 10 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:09pm
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    LMAO!! oooh i just peed a little

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:58am
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    Hahaha I just died from that

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 7:07pm
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    Uhm... I know this person!

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:56pm
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    I want to try Ambien dammit! this is too funny!

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:25pm
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    hAHhahahahahahaha funniest shit ever.

  • 10 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:58pm
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    BEST THING I'VE EVER READ HAHAHA

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:34pm
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    i like peed myself reading this.

  • 10 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:30am
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    Yeah, this is seriously like the funniest thing I have ever read! It made me cry because it was so funny. Wowww...maybe I should try Ambien!

  • 10 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:46pm
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    haha hellyeah this is totally something someone would do from my school. :)

  • 9 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 3:06pm
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    this actually made me l o l

  • 10 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:34pm
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    I totally know what you guys mean. Usually if I just take one (the lowest dosage) I get a nice fuzzy tired feeling and I can fall asleep but if I take more than one and I'm able to fight the sleepiness, I get crazy trips. I usually will just watch a movie while I'm tripping to prevent all the crazy going-ons.

  • 14 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:22am
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    hahaha epic win. this has happened to me

  • 7 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:00am
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    Nice! Best story ever

  • 9 8
    Submitted by candice2117 on Jan 15, 10 at 6:21pm
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    And it wanted to eat my husband. It started creeping to him one step at a time. It would put its long leg way up in the air and then step on its tipping toes one by one heading in our directions very slowly. It didn't want me to see it coming over to us, so it would only move when I wasn't looking at it. (continued)

  • 9 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:04pm
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    Yeah, pills can make you trip. One time, "crimson" was just a beautiful word that just felt amazing in my mouth. Although, don't try painting or anything creative. Just sitting there is good enough.

  • 9 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:58am
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    Are you sure it wasn't mushrooms?

  • 9 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:01pm
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    To everyone saying ambian doesn't cause you to trip....it's a listed SIFE effect. Look it up.

  • 10 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:25pm
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    hahahaha I almost died of laughter!!!! ok 847 this is the shit!!!! you have to be from E-Town and your name must be Rubin!!

  • 10 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:37pm
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    This is the funniest shit ever!!!

  • 11 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:29pm
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    Have to ask my brother if he know's anyone selling Ambien so I can try this shit.

  • 8 7
    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 1:03pm
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    OKay, this was the funniest thign ever. Wow they actually prescribe this stuff to people huh? Oh and I so want to try Ambien now.

  • 10 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:12am
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    Too long to read....

  • 8 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:59am
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    Yes ambien does make you trip. everyone's different so just because it happens to some people doesn't necessarily mean it happens to EVERYONE. HELLO PEOPLE it has side effects. addictive... can make you go crazy, or suicidal. oh & if you wanna take if for the trip, you probably won't even remember it. so what's the point? look at all the responses that say they don't remember shit but other people tell them what happened. last words of advice: be careful. & be smart about it

  • 8 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:47pm
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    read this 5 minuets ago, still laughing

  • 7 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:13pm
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    My friend saw those same elves when she was prescribed a sleep aide as a young teen!

  • 10 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:24am
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    dude. ambien does not do that shit to you.... i mean for real? that's more like fucking acid.

  • 8 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:32am
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    this was the best one i have read in a while!

  • 12 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:56am
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    umm... dxm is cheaper and OTC... same trip.

  • 10 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:36pm
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    This is the best thing ever

  • 8 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 4:27am
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    i love that this is 847. hit me up sometime.

  • 6 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:42pm
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    That was a great and funny story someone makeore and I'll read them

  • 6 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:36pm
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    Ohh my god. This is hilarious. I laughed so hard.x

  • 8 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:27pm
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    My phone alows me to send 15 pages a text. this is easy.

  • 9 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:52am
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    funniestfucking TFLN ever

  • 8 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:46pm
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    Hqha holy shit thats fu ny as hell does ambirn have any bad side effects?

  • 8 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 3:47pm
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    i just laughed so hard i cried

  • 12 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:57pm
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    "that wouldnt happen to you unless you were on DMT which even then you cant speak when you are on it, or walk. I hate people who make up bs drug stories and make them sound like fake ass hollywood movie hallucinations" THANK YOU, i have taken almost every hallucinogen known, including ambien and triple-c, and this shit DOESN'T HAPPEN. you people are retards. ohhh this kid is like soooo cool omg he totally told his mom he was in the keebler elf tree lolololz lmao HEHEH!! god i hate people like this kid

  • 9 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 2:48am
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    Thats pretty fuckin magical!!! Props dude... PROPS!

  • 8 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:28am
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    I took Ambien, and I thought my room was full of spiderwebs, and that everything in my room was covered with a black chenille blanket. Apparently I sat in bed for 20 minutes trying to make the cobwebs go away. Then I fell out of bed and slept on the floor for a few minutes.

  • 9 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:27pm
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    Join the motherfucking crazy train, bros!

  • 8 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:32pm
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    this is the best thing i have ever seen hahahaaaa

  • 8 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:08am
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    lmao holy shit super funny!!! props to u that shit is fuckin hilarious

  • 9 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:17am
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    Ahahahahahahahahaha. Oh man. That's fantastic.

  • 9 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 8:28pm
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    haha fuckin awesome!! best!

  • 5 3
    Submitted by reichst on Feb 12, 10 at 11:31am
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    the objects on the posters on my wall move when i take ambien, also my mom has a ton of plants in the house and when i see them they look like they are moving in a breeze but there isnt one... also when i walk around its like im drunk and cant walk straight

  • 7 7
    Submitted by candice2117 on Jan 15, 10 at 6:17pm
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    I said it's going to eat you and he asked me what is going to eat me and I kept repeating the same thing. Then he realized what was going on and made me lay down and I went to sleep. He told me later that at first he was a little freaked out when he first woke up because he didn't know what was going on and what the heck wanted to eat him.

  • 8 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 4:13am
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    I pretty much cannot stop laughing!!!

  • 7 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:28pm
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    I would so wear your ass as a hat.

  • 8 9
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:25pm
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    OMG that is sooooooo funy

  • 12 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 11:33pm
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    ok, i think a few people think ambien is an illegal drug, sold on the streets? i dont know, just making sure they know that it's just an over the counter sleeping pill

  • 8 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:19pm
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    Llol just like tiger woods

  • 9 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:39am
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    omg! this is the MOST stupid thing I've ever heard in my LIFE & I FUKN LOVED EVERY WORD OF IT!!! yall need to take more & write novels!!!

  • 8 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:03am
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    wow yeah i know how that is my mom takes that shit n its funny ive taken it a few times. lol i think thats how i fucked up shit with me n my x...

  • 8 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:33am
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    Fuckin laughed my ass off. That's some funnnny shit. (:

  • 3 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:50am
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    Sara?

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:34pm
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    Holy crap I'm sooo getting that shit asap

  • 2 1
    Submitted by pphead on Mar 3, 10 at 1:42am
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    No we're sitting a bowl, hahhahaaaha.

  • 2 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:50pm
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    Hahahahaha damn I Wanamaker get stoned

  • 7 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:16pm
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    I trip on ambien every single time and now I'm drunk on wine and gotta pee but my husband won't have sex with me my editor won't give me a story aqnd me school starts toomorrow 3rd time tiaking college algbra 1 so good luck me go elizabeth

  • 1 0
    Submitted by lollygaga on Mar 7, 10 at 10:00am
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    Great tiger

  • 1 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 8:00pm
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    Hahahaha holy shit

  • 2 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:34am
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    This isthe best ever.

  • 1 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 10:08pm
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    I ve tripped off ambien took hahahah

  • 8 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:16am
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    this story is a blatant lie.

  • 6 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:20pm
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    I used to pass that out like candy to old people. They often hallucinated from it.

  • 0 0
    Submitted by t7d5 on Mar 14, 10 at 12:11am
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    How is that drug legal? Clearly some over dossage was included

  • 0 0
    Submitted by lolgasm4u on Mar 11, 10 at 8:57pm
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    LOL 10:06 ftw

  • 0 0
    Submitted by court69 on Mar 11, 10 at 8:44pm
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    Lmfao! That's hilarious!!

  • 0 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 4:53pm
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    funniest one ever

  • 0 0
    Submitted by jbfanfursure on Mar 11, 10 at 9:08am
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    Join the crazy train bro hahahaha laughed so hard i cried :)

  • 0 1
    Submitted by cboy on Mar 10, 10 at 9:37pm
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    Hilarious but sad at the se time

  • 13 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:52pm
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    this is totally made up

  • 11 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:17pm
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    this story is bs, first off when you trip on anything its not like that. I have taken every hallucinogen that i have ever even heard of and that wouldnt happen to you unless you were on DMT which even then you cant speak when you are on it, or walk. I hate people who make up bs drug stories and make them sound like fake ass hollywood movie hallucinations.

  • 13 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:22pm
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    i tripped on ambian and woke up in my garage in my underwear with a half decayed deer in the trunk of my car.

  • 8 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:53pm
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    how about you losers do real drugs and stop robotripping like pussies. this is obviously bullshit as well, seeing as i do not know of many mothers that would be content with knowing that their child was under the influence of...AMBIEN hahaha oh god you guys suck, ambien. REALLY? go find some doses

  • 9 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:40pm
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    I call fake... Ever heard of a 140 char limit on txts???

  • 10 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:19pm
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    This would be funny, if it were even remotely real. It's fakeness makes it totally unfunny.

  • 8 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42pm
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    Fake. The worst thing that's ever happened to me on Ambien was the ceiling looking like floating cellophane. Take 10 mg and go to bed and stop pretending like you're cool for tripping out on something that helps people. Losers.

  • 7 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 4:52pm
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    isn't ambien just an over the counter drug? im pretty sure you can buy it at any pharmacy o.O

  • 13 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:16pm
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    Wow you're all so fucking cool for tripping on drugs. Why not get a job and a life...and maybe some friends? Assholes.

  • 11 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:31am
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    FAKEEEE. you have too much time on your hands

  • 19 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:42am
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    cant type all that in one txt msg

    • 2 1
      Submitted by wargasm on Feb 25, 10 at 1:09pm
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      if its Verizon to Verizon you can type 7 pages of 160 characters