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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"

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(347): How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka" http://tfl.nu/7oja

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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.

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(347): Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes. http://tfl.nu/qm7s

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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.

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(347): sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things. http://tfl.nu/13io

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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.

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Something to remember me by.

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(832): I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet. (347): Something to remember me by. http://tfl.nu/ual5

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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.

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(347): I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there. http://tfl.nu/8ypv

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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had

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(347): i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had http://tfl.nu/siqb

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drinking out of a sandbucket again

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(347): drinking out of a sandbucket again http://tfl.nu/dvop

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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.

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I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.

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(917): Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement. (347): I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy. http://tfl.nu/2bcu

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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....

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(347): Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night..... http://tfl.nu/buh9

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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.

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ofcourse you didnt.

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(347): she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless. (1-347): ofcourse you didnt. http://tfl.nu/elq0

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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.

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(347): she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick. http://tfl.nu/o2a1

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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS

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(347): CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS http://tfl.nu/kzom

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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"

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(347): We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?" http://tfl.nu/p6mw

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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock

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I THOUGHT I SAW YOU

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(917): pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock (347): I THOUGHT I SAW YOU http://tfl.nu/jrv0

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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning

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(347): I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning http://tfl.nu/a79g

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