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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:12pm

    Real question is.....is she hot?

    • Submitted by exulatus on Mar 30, 10 at 2:08am

      exactly...and was she clean?

  • Submitted by artfreak17 on Jan 28, 10 at 11:58pm

    I've been on her side before... It's a relief haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:10pm

    Must do wonders for your ego that some disoriented girl says you're hot. The real trick is to get the same response when they're coherent.

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      Submitted by yodah on Jun 29, 10 at 12:27pm

      all they need is some incentive. like scooby snacks, for instance

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:21pm

    As an average-looking guy, I say congratulations to you sir. I assume the only ppl giving this a thumbs down are ugly ppl and assholes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:31am

    I know how she feels!! It just sucks when you don't remember the sex with the hot guy...

    • Submitted by anonimouse on Jan 30, 10 at 12:27am

      if hes hot, why dont you just fuck him again in the morning?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:21am

    Damn why r all u people so damn defensive leav the kid alone he has a good mutha fuckin night!

  • Submitted by cowgurl on Aug 22, 11 at 6:17am

    Been there, done that.. Some how ended up married to him...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:19am

    11:10, you sir are a moron. She is disorinted bc she doesn't know where she is or how she got there. Maybe you should google the "big words" before you make dumb comments like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:47pm

    Woot 666 thumbs up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 9:32pm

    sounds like me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:37am

    A good feeling for both though

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:50pm

    I love big titties

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:27am

    The fairytale ending to a drunk night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:55am

    This would be from Bakersfield.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:14pm

    Fiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrsssssssst dumassess

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:20pm

    FTW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:22am

    Very nice! Send that cunt my way

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:12pm

    Haha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:40pm

    Lucky ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:24am

    lol

  • Submitted by marsho on Jul 12, 10 at 6:02pm

    Bad night. She went back to sleep!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:27am

    12:12 your either a fat bitch or someone who jacks off to jesus because they can't get any. Yes my daughter will grow up eventually but having sex with someone is not the worst thing she could do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:28pm

    11:10 is such a Debbie Downer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:04pm

    Possible first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 7:35am

    I love how people think it's cool to argue on tfln comments, if that's what u do in ur free time, u have worse problems than what ur arguing about

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:05pm

    gots to always be first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:53pm

    I'd do the same thing if the dude was hot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:21pm

    Winnnnnnnnn!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:02am

    7:35 is right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:55pm

    Pee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:50am

    661 is also the Antelope Valley, parts of Lake LA, Santa Clarita and a shit ton more than fucking Bakersfield.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:07pm

    I love that feeling! It's like sweet relief!

  • Submitted by takoutbitchez on Apr 11, 10 at 10:52pm

    Good fuckin story

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:59am

    BAKERSFIELD!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:37am

    Jesus doesn't like premarital sex

    • Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 31, 10 at 8:32am

      the hell he doesn't, why do you suppose he hung out with mary magdalen all the time if he wasn't tappin that?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:06pm

    Lol!! That's funny.

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    Submitted by enoxxx on Feb 9, 11 at 8:27pm

    oh, bakersfield

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:18am

    That's what she said

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 2:00am

    Nice!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:04pm

    Lolololololollolollololololilolololo fail

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    Submitted by crackajake on Jun 27, 10 at 4:25pm

    Are you sure this wasn't a wet dream?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:58pm

    Priceless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:50am

    She's a keeper.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:15pm

    Bakkkooooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:08pm

    First

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    Submitted by kiwiQ001 on Jun 17, 11 at 3:51pm

    Well that's a plus.

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    Submitted by coopdoop on Dec 29, 10 at 2:40am

    God bless beer goggles...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:48pm

    Bako!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:37am

    7:35 ..... THANK YOU! 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:05pm

    Uno

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:52am

    Marry her

  • Submitted by kybu222 on Feb 15, 10 at 9:41pm

    win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:25pm

    want a weiner in my mouth!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:12am

    Remember this, in about 20 years. That will be your daught. When she comes home pregnant, remember what an asshole you are.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:47am

    At least there's that.

  • Submitted by Violetta_Alexis on Jul 15, 10 at 12:33am

    I wish I could have said the same to the guy I woke up next to this morning. FML.

  • Submitted by BabyK on Jun 17, 10 at 9:27pm

    We keep it classy in Castaic (:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:06pm

    Awesome...!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:49pm

    Last!

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    Submitted by stilldrunnnk on Oct 7, 10 at 7:35pm

    I love that this is from the 661, aaahh bakersfield girls ;]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:07am

    Lucky you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:28pm

    Fuck my balls hurt. Edward Tannenbaum.

  • Submitted by Jen6711 on May 17, 10 at 10:43pm

    i looked up your area code to make sure that I wasn't the girl who said that to you...i've been there...it was awesome

  • Submitted by RoughReider on Jan 28, 10 at 11:10pm

    good work diesel

  • Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 24, 10 at 9:38pm

    U 2 were probably drunk that night. Maybe that's why u fucked her. U bitch.

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    Submitted by kitty_kat on Sep 25, 12 at 8:32pm

    heh. she saw your ugly ass face, screamed, jumped out the bed as fast as she would and whizzed passed you like there was no tomorrow