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  • 94 61
    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 23, 11 at 5:35pm

    Cops really are starting to do this ya know..

  • 90 55
    Submitted by RuralNinja on Apr 23, 11 at 4:16pm

    Some people don't suffer from whiskey dick. I've been so drunk before its felt like having sex on a tilt-a-whirl.

  • 78 54
    Submitted by Phys on Apr 23, 11 at 6:19pm

    Getting blown sounds much more fun than blowing into a breathalyzer to test sobriety

  • 72 53
    Submitted by notclevernow on Apr 23, 11 at 3:31pm

    Sounds fair to me....

  • 73 68
    Submitted by locoprincess08 on Apr 24, 11 at 1:58am

    Taipan, stfu.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by DRxZoidberg_md on Apr 23, 11 at 3:56pm

    Hopefully while he was driving

  • 57 55
    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 24, 11 at 11:51am

    And if she could deep throat him, she was too drunk to drive herself.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by sparklyyy19 on Apr 24, 11 at 7:56am

    Taipan: Seriously, nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say. And not just about this particular text, but all of them. And if you need proof of that, please check out all of the other shut the fuck up comments you have recieved.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by utwarreng on Apr 23, 11 at 6:02pm

    Better safe than sorry!

  • 53 58
    Submitted by raylealadee on Apr 24, 11 at 2:21am

    A logical assertion...

  • Submitted by Taipan on Apr 23, 11 at 5:41pm

    Men can get erections while they're sleeping too, so by OP's logic truckers shouldn't have a problem when they fall asleep behind the wheel. But they do. Like killing other motorists.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by haliganbar on Apr 24, 11 at 11:49am

    And if she could deep throat him she was too drunk to drive herself.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 24, 11 at 3:07am

    Taipan, I would hope she wasn't blowing a trucker. Or expecting him to take her home rather than kill her.