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(903): View more from Texas

I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone

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(909): View more from California

i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life

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(519): View more from Ontario

That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week

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(214): View more from Texas

i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.

(1-214): View more from Texas

oh fuck your right

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.

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(727): View more from Florida

I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.

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(440): View more from Ohio

omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had

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