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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.

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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.

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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.

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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave

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