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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:22am

    What a piece of shit. I hope she bites your dick off while she's going down on you, because clearly you don't deserve to be a father. Ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:34am

    Smart! Now you got the STD she was trying not to pass on. Enjoy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:30am

    I hope she gave you the clap, douche.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:25am

    You are an asshole..when she's pregnant because of it it'll be real funny when you're paying child support for the next 18 years and have a kid for the rest of your life

  • Submitted by cuhsahndruh on Jan 30, 10 at 10:57am

    Wow, it's been said plenty already, but you are such an asshole. I mean, shame on her for not making sure that it was on...because there is definitely a noticeable difference, but still. Karma is gonna bite you in the ass HARD one day, my friend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:04am

    I don't even understand how this could be funny. So now you either have a disease or have become a father now. Or both. How is that funny?

    • Submitted by Envy on Jan 30, 10 at 2:40pm

      Or, you know, neither, since having sex doesn't automatically guarentee either.

  • Submitted by dcattorney on Jan 30, 10 at 11:19am

    Are you TRYING to get sued? FYI if you gave her anything, you can be both sued and prosecuted for battery. Good luck fuckwad; karma's a bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:09am

    You are a complete ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:15am

    U bastard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:59am

    Yeah that's really not funny...at all.

  • Submitted by aliasmcgee on Jan 30, 10 at 11:58am

    what a cockpiece.

  • Submitted by wtf_md on Jan 30, 10 at 1:59pm

    you know, i'm actually really disappointed in this website. i have submitted a couple of times and i guess they didn't make the cut cuz they weren't funny enough or something. but i thought that was fine because at least they weren't letting just any douchcock post what they wanted. but to let this asshole post this is really upsetting. i kinda hope that both the poster and the screener who let this through get raped in jail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:12pm

    She asked about the condom because she has herpes. Congrats. You do too now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:59am

    Wonder if , you will tell her... Ur "Child Support" is home in ur dresser... As well!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:32pm

    You're a fucking disgusting pig.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:05pm

    Uhm hey stupid shits how is it the girls fault? She asked him if the condom was on. Yeah forget about the fact that if she was pregnant this poor excuse for life just ruined hers so he could get his dick wet. I hope you suffer, op

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:50pm

    11:10, you may think you don't have an STD. It sometimes takes months before symptoms show up for certain ones. Oh, this text just adds proof why guys are fucking irresponsible and terrible. not funny, at all

    • Submitted by TetrisPenis on Jan 30, 10 at 6:29pm

      Thank you for making the sweeping generalization about men. I was really hoping the rest of us would get blamed for the bad apples!

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        Submitted by Neggzz on Jan 31, 10 at 2:47pm

        Thats true. I'm a girl and i know most guys dont just fuck around and be douche bags like this. cause they dont wanna get a girl pregnant or get an std just ad much as a girl doesnt. so i agree that generalizations should not be made.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:46pm

    I would have twisted your dick so hard you would haven't been able to use it for a long f. g time.

  • Submitted by JurassicSophisma on Jan 30, 10 at 2:32pm

    You are the reason I only have sex while in a relationship. You are a horrible, disgusting pig. I hope she's not pregnant, even though I'd love it if you'd have to pay child support. I hope you have an STD.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:01pm

    Asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:57pm

    U complete fuckin asshole....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:38pm

    Asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:24am

    What an asshole

  • Submitted by learngivinalovin on Jan 30, 10 at 4:40pm

    hmm...well hopefully, no one spread diseases, and a child wasn't conceived. :\\ not cool, dude...not cool...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:02pm

    I hope you contract ball cancer....

  • Submitted by Prettybird on Jan 30, 10 at 7:30pm

    this made me sick to my stomach.not funny at all.\nThat is why you ask them to put the condom on for them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:32pm

    3:16, are you actually taking this guys side you dumb shit?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:31pm

    in soviet russia, no jokes are made. Instead forgotten condom strangle you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:41am

    Awful behavior from that guy. Still, she should have known he was not wearing a condom. That wasn't smart on her part!

  • Submitted by lisalondon on Jan 30, 10 at 1:48pm

    Good luck with those herpes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:09pm

    1110 your a disgrace to life, along with the OP.

  • Submitted by Envy on Jan 30, 10 at 2:41pm

    You're a scum bag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:05pm

    Haha damn

  • Submitted by MikaTanaka on Feb 5, 10 at 11:44pm

    You know, my Dad's a prosecutor and he's gotten a guy convicted for pulling that stunt. \nIt's a breach of contract. Her consent was dependent on the condom. No condom = No consent. True facts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:51pm

    Fucked up!

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jan 30, 10 at 9:53pm

    oh dick move

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:39am

    This is just a dick move. The guy is a douche and the girl is just a dumbass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:49am

    Epic win yes indeed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:41pm

    Wow ur an ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:44pm

    OP, you and that slut are the exact reason that STDs thrive. Great job, stupid!

  • Submitted by wat on Jan 30, 10 at 1:13pm

    It's the girl's fault? She's the one who asked if he had a condom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:46am

    Fucker. Hope someone serves you child support papers. Then you can tfln about that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:51pm

    Shady as fuck dude. Not cool. ; /

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:19am

    Boobs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:13pm

    @3:57 I know how to read obviously, I managed to read your comment and respond to it.. Like i'm doing now. And who's to say they weren't drunk? This is tfln, she could have been hammered, at which point it wouldn't be surprising if she didn't notice.

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      Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 7:27pm

      By that mentality you're going to get brought up on sexual assault charges. If it's alright to assault someone because they passed out drunk then it's okay to cut someone's neck because they passed out drunk.

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      Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 7:28pm

      By that mentality you're going to get brought up on sexual assault charges. If it's alright to assault someone because they passed out drunk then it's okay to slit someone's throat because they passed out drunk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:17pm

    That's terrible fuck you op.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:33pm

    Sucks gettin herpes...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:45am

    Grade A douche-fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 8:35pm

    Obviously the OP is a complete ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:43pm

    you guys this is just a joke i've heard it before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:26pm

    She'll have him by the balls for the next 18 years. This really just backfired on him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:02pm

    Haha your a fagget.

  • Submitted by cupcake06 on Jan 30, 10 at 12:37pm

    You are a loser. I'm guessing it was your first time?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:19pm

    4:30, I hope you were just saying that to troll and not actually in seriousness. Because otherwise, way to be a total cliche of douchebaggery.

  • Submitted by ohaisup on Feb 1, 10 at 2:30pm

    you're an asshole.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:54pm

    Keepin it classy Massachusetts !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:57am

    Damn...pro creators!

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    Submitted by JackandCoke on Jan 31, 10 at 6:02am

    Wow you are the epitome of a douchebag and it should be ilegal for you to breathe cause clearly you have a neurone deficit. And probably AIDS by now asshole.

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    Submitted by OwlFace on Jan 31, 10 at 3:41pm

    you're the worst kind of person, i hope you die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:14am

    I love how them sleeping together makes the girl a slut and the guy a champion. Way to be sexist

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:10pm

    Fail. Glad I'm not in your state so I don't have to pay child support for your bastard children.

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    Submitted by newparadox on Feb 12, 10 at 2:40pm

    Wow. Using no condom without someone's consent is an UNCONSENSUAL SEX ACT. In other words, it's sexual assault. This is not. funny. at. all.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:24am

    thats hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:05pm

    Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:24am

    What a asshole. The girl is at fault too, but not as much as this dickhead. Way to be a complete and total douchebag.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:48am

    She didnt ask if he had 1 on tho.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:34am

    Ass douche.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:15am

    You ass hole. That's horrible!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:05am

    Your a good man

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    Submitted by ohsosamantha on May 29, 11 at 12:03am

    Dick move asshole.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:18pm

    This is fucked up...and really low

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    Submitted by TheMasonX on Aug 6, 11 at 12:05pm

    Fuck you

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    Submitted by menda on May 20, 10 at 1:36pm

    Now watch her have the ultimate revenge. She has AIdS and was trying to be safe. You just fucked yourself over!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:29pm

    @4:13 and exactly what part about getting hammered and going home with some random dude does not make you also at fault?? Being drunk does not mean you aren't responsible for shit. Our prison population would drop in half if everyone could just say ohh well I was hammered so it's not my fault. Comon now get a life

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      Submitted by OwlFace on Jan 31, 10 at 3:47pm

      don't assume they were hammered, and "comon" isn't a word, genius.

    • Submitted by claraaaa on Jan 31, 10 at 5:48pm

      dude, she was LIED TO. it's not like she was too drunk to care about using protection, but she asked him and he was a douche about it. sure she could've checked but who's the liar here?!

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      Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 7:24pm

      By that mentality you're going to get brought up on sexual assault charges. If it's alright to assalt someone because they passed out drunk then it's okay to cut someone's neck because they passed out drunk.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:31pm

    ohh god you dillhole.

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    Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 9, 11 at 11:53am

    Why are so many guys such dumbasses? They don't want kids, but they pull stunts like this. Unbelievable.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:17am

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:56am

    Ok 1102 you shouldn't wish cancer in anyone. But this guy is a huge dick

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:27am

    Win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:56pm

    Pretty epic

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    Submitted by Authoress on Jun 27, 10 at 1:51pm

    Hope she gives you herpes or some until now unknown STI that makes your dick rot and fall off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:14am

    Why thumbs down? This is some gangster ass shit Skin on skin let the fun begin

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    Submitted by mofuckaimHUNGYY on Jun 15, 10 at 2:31am

    two words. daddy daycare

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:41pm

    Comon.... How do you not notice him not putting on a condom?? I agree bad move on his part, but fuck take some damn responsibility for what you put in your slut hole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:16pm

    She didn't care enough to check? It's her fault for taking a random guys word for it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:09am

    Enjoy being a baby-daddy, genius.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:57pm

    @3:05 no she did not ask that at all learn to read. She asked if he had a condom. At which point she should have seen him put one on. The guy is a dick for doing this but she is just as much at fault here.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:19am

    Is soviet Russia they dresser leaves u at home on the condom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:17pm

    Lol you da man broski

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:08pm

    Lol the girl is just as much at fault...she just took a random guys word for it

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    Submitted by kellerkhaos on Apr 29, 10 at 7:48pm

    fucking tool

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:45pm

    Girls need to be degraded showed by this amazing specimen above

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:36pm

    What does being hammered have to do with prison populations..? You're kind of dumb :( it doesn't excuse their actions, but some people on here are saying it's strictly the girls fault for what transpired. I mean, if you weren't so fucking stupid maybe you'd realize I was trying to say that the guy as well.. Well, mostly, was at fault.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 5:23pm

    thanks for spreading STDs you dickface

  • Submitted by momocupcake on Mar 20, 10 at 3:12pm

    Ur a douche

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    Submitted by eNVee on Apr 25, 10 at 4:24am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Submitted by jiujitsu24 on Sep 16, 11 at 1:27pm

    I think it's fucking hilarious and any one who thinks other wise needs to lighten the fuck up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:33am

    She will find it in her cunt eventually

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:30pm

    Everyone lighten up, the guy is a champion......the girls a slut

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      Submitted by kellerkhaos on Apr 29, 10 at 7:55pm

      how the fuck is the guy a champion and the girl a slut? your obviously just a moron.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 12:02am

    Joke will be on you when you get some poor girl pregnant. And G-d be with that poor kid.

  • Submitted by Gillian on Apr 4, 10 at 2:09am

    Not cool dude, that's not funny but your braggging about it??? Wtf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:16am

    Hahahahaha that's awful but hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:30am

    This was me!!! I did it to my coworkers girlfriend !!!!

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    Submitted by photorobert on Jun 2, 12 at 12:17pm

    it might have come off in her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:59am

    I hope she got pregnant

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:31am

    My hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:10am

    who hasn't raw-dogged it before? I have plenty of times but I don't have a baby or an std. it's the girls fault anyways she shoulda known so dont get mad at the op.