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  • Smart! Now you got the STD she was trying not to pass on. Enjoy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:34am
  • What a piece of shit. I hope she bites your dick off while she's going down on you, because clearly you don't deserve to be a father. Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:22am
  • I hope she gave you the clap, douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:30am
  • You are an asshole..when she's pregnant because of it it'll be real funny when you're paying child support for the next 18 years and have a kid for the rest of your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:25am
  • Wow, it's been said plenty already, but you are such an asshole. I mean, shame on her for not making sure that it was on...because there is definitely a noticeable difference, but still. Karma is gonna bite you in the ass HARD one day, my friend.

    Submitted by cuhsahndruh on Jan 30, 10 at 10:57am
  • I don't even understand how this could be funny. So now you either have a disease or have become a father now. Or both. How is that funny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:04am
    • Or, you know, neither, since having sex doesn't automatically guarentee either.

      Submitted by Envy on Jan 30, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Are you TRYING to get sued? FYI if you gave her anything, you can be both sued and prosecuted for battery. Good luck fuckwad; karma's a bitch.

    Submitted by dcattorney on Jan 30, 10 at 11:19am
  • U bastard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:15am
  • You are a complete ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:09am
  • what a cockpiece.

    Submitted by aliasmcgee on Jan 30, 10 at 11:58am
  • She asked about the condom because she has herpes. Congrats. You do too now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:12pm
  • Yeah that's really not funny...at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:59am
  • Uhm hey stupid shits how is it the girls fault? She asked him if the condom was on. Yeah forget about the fact that if she was pregnant this poor excuse for life just ruined hers so he could get his dick wet. I hope you suffer, op

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:05pm
  • you know, i'm actually really disappointed in this website. i have submitted a couple of times and i guess they didn't make the cut cuz they weren't funny enough or something. but i thought that was fine because at least they weren't letting just any douchcock post what they wanted. but to let this asshole post this is really upsetting. i kinda hope that both the poster and the screener who let this through get raped in jail.

    Submitted by wtf_md on Jan 30, 10 at 1:59pm
  • 11:10, you may think you don't have an STD. It sometimes takes months before symptoms show up for certain ones. Oh, this text just adds proof why guys are fucking irresponsible and terrible. not funny, at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:50pm
    • Thank you for making the sweeping generalization about men. I was really hoping the rest of us would get blamed for the bad apples!

      Submitted by TetrisPenis on Jan 30, 10 at 6:29pm
      • Thats true. I'm a girl and i know most guys dont just fuck around and be douche bags like this. cause they dont wanna get a girl pregnant or get an std just ad much as a girl doesnt. so i agree that generalizations should not be made.

        Submitted by Neggzz on Jan 31, 10 at 2:47pm
  • Wonder if , you will tell her... Ur "Child Support" is home in ur dresser... As well!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:59am
  • Asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:01pm
  • Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:05pm
  • You're a scum bag.

    Submitted by Envy on Jan 30, 10 at 2:41pm
  • 4:30, I hope you were just saying that to troll and not actually in seriousness. Because otherwise, way to be a total cliche of douchebaggery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:19pm
  • You are the reason I only have sex while in a relationship. You are a horrible, disgusting pig. I hope she's not pregnant, even though I'd love it if you'd have to pay child support. I hope you have an STD.

    Submitted by JurassicSophisma on Jan 30, 10 at 2:32pm
  • You're a fucking disgusting pig.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:32pm
  • What an asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:24am
  • oh dick move

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jan 30, 10 at 9:53pm
  • I hope you contract ball cancer....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:02pm
  • hmm...well hopefully, no one spread diseases, and a child wasn't conceived. :\\ not cool, dude...not cool...

    Submitted by learngivinalovin on Jan 30, 10 at 4:40pm
  • this made me sick to my stomach.not funny at all.\nThat is why you ask them to put the condom on for them.

    Submitted by Prettybird on Jan 30, 10 at 7:30pm
  • Haha damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:05pm
  • Now watch her have the ultimate revenge. She has AIdS and was trying to be safe. You just fucked yourself over!!!!

    Submitted by menda on May 20, 10 at 1:36pm
  • I would have twisted your dick so hard you would haven't been able to use it for a long f. g time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:46pm
  • I love how them sleeping together makes the girl a slut and the guy a champion. Way to be sexist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:14am
  • U complete fuckin asshole....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:57pm
  • Asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:38pm
  • OP, you and that slut are the exact reason that STDs thrive. Great job, stupid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:44pm
  • Fuck you

    Submitted by TheMasonX on Aug 6, 11 at 12:05pm
  • Fucker. Hope someone serves you child support papers. Then you can tfln about that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:46am
  • Lol the girl is just as much at fault...she just took a random guys word for it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:08pm
  • You know, my Dad's a prosecutor and he's gotten a guy convicted for pulling that stunt. \nIt's a breach of contract. Her consent was dependent on the condom. No condom = No consent. True facts.

    Submitted by MikaTanaka on Feb 5, 10 at 11:44pm
  • Good luck with those herpes.

    Submitted by lisalondon on Jan 30, 10 at 1:48pm
  • you guys this is just a joke i've heard it before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:43pm
  • you're an asshole.

    Submitted by ohaisup on Feb 1, 10 at 2:30pm
  • Fucked up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:51pm
  • Wow you are the epitome of a douchebag and it should be ilegal for you to breathe cause clearly you have a neurone deficit. And probably AIDS by now asshole.

    Submitted by JackandCoke on Jan 31, 10 at 6:02am
  • Ass douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:34am
  • Why thumbs down? This is some gangster ass shit Skin on skin let the fun begin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:14am
  • in soviet russia, no jokes are made. Instead forgotten condom strangle you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:31pm
  • @3:57 I know how to read obviously, I managed to read your comment and respond to it.. Like i'm doing now. And who's to say they weren't drunk? This is tfln, she could have been hammered, at which point it wouldn't be surprising if she didn't notice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:13pm
    • By that mentality you're going to get brought up on sexual assault charges. If it's alright to assault someone because they passed out drunk then it's okay to cut someone's neck because they passed out drunk.

      Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 7:27pm
    • By that mentality you're going to get brought up on sexual assault charges. If it's alright to assault someone because they passed out drunk then it's okay to slit someone's throat because they passed out drunk.

      Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 7:28pm
  • She'll have him by the balls for the next 18 years. This really just backfired on him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:26pm
  • 1110 your a disgrace to life, along with the OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:09pm
  • This is just a dick move. The guy is a douche and the girl is just a dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:39am
  • Awful behavior from that guy. Still, she should have known he was not wearing a condom. That wasn't smart on her part!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:41am
  • Epic win yes indeed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:49am
  • Boobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:19am
  • Shady as fuck dude. Not cool. ; /

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:51pm
  • ohh god you dillhole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:31pm
  • Comon.... How do you not notice him not putting on a condom?? I agree bad move on his part, but fuck take some damn responsibility for what you put in your slut hole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:41pm
  • You are a loser. I'm guessing it was your first time?

    Submitted by cupcake06 on Jan 30, 10 at 12:37pm
  • I think it's fucking hilarious and any one who thinks other wise needs to lighten the fuck up.

    Submitted by jiujitsu24 on Sep 16, 11 at 1:27pm
  • Grade A douche-fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:45am
  • @3:05 no she did not ask that at all learn to read. She asked if he had a condom. At which point she should have seen him put one on. The guy is a dick for doing this but she is just as much at fault here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:57pm
  • @4:13 and exactly what part about getting hammered and going home with some random dude does not make you also at fault?? Being drunk does not mean you aren't responsible for shit. Our prison population would drop in half if everyone could just say ohh well I was hammered so it's not my fault. Comon now get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:29pm
    • don't assume they were hammered, and "comon" isn't a word, genius.

      Submitted by OwlFace on Jan 31, 10 at 3:47pm
    • dude, she was LIED TO. it's not like she was too drunk to care about using protection, but she asked him and he was a douche about it. sure she could've checked but who's the liar here?!

      Submitted by claraaaa on Jan 31, 10 at 5:48pm
    • By that mentality you're going to get brought up on sexual assault charges. If it's alright to assalt someone because they passed out drunk then it's okay to cut someone's neck because they passed out drunk.

      Submitted by rapejesusfag on Apr 13, 10 at 7:24pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:17am
  • This is fucked up...and really low

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:18pm
  • Sucks gettin herpes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:33pm
  • Win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:27am
  • What does being hammered have to do with prison populations..? You're kind of dumb :( it doesn't excuse their actions, but some people on here are saying it's strictly the girls fault for what transpired. I mean, if you weren't so fucking stupid maybe you'd realize I was trying to say that the guy as well.. Well, mostly, was at fault.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:36pm
  • She didn't care enough to check? It's her fault for taking a random guys word for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:16pm
  • Haha your a fagget.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:02pm
  • you're the worst kind of person, i hope you die.

    Submitted by OwlFace on Jan 31, 10 at 3:41pm
  • 3:16, are you actually taking this guys side you dumb shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 3:32pm
  • Damn...pro creators!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:57am
  • Keepin it classy Massachusetts !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:54pm
  • Hahahahaha that's awful but hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:16am
  • Girls need to be degraded showed by this amazing specimen above

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:45pm
  • Obviously the OP is a complete ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 8:35pm
  • Everyone lighten up, the guy is a champion......the girls a slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:30pm
    • how the fuck is the guy a champion and the girl a slut? your obviously just a moron.

      Submitted by kellerkhaos on Apr 29, 10 at 7:55pm
  • She will find it in her cunt eventually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:33am
  • That's terrible fuck you op.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:17pm
  • What a asshole. The girl is at fault too, but not as much as this dickhead. Way to be a complete and total douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:24am
  • two words. daddy daycare

    Submitted by mofuckaimHUNGYY on Jun 15, 10 at 2:31am
  • thats hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:24am
  • She didnt ask if he had 1 on tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:48am
  • Wow ur an ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:41pm
  • Not cool dude, that's not funny but your braggging about it??? Wtf

    Submitted by Gillian on Apr 4, 10 at 2:09am
  • Dick move asshole.

    Submitted by ohsosamantha on May 29, 11 at 12:03am
  • You ass hole. That's horrible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:15am
  • Your a good man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:05am
  • It's the girl's fault? She's the one who asked if he had a condom.

    Submitted by wat on Jan 30, 10 at 1:13pm
  • thanks for spreading STDs you dickface

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 5:23pm
  • fucking tool

    Submitted by kellerkhaos on Apr 29, 10 at 7:48pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by eNVee on Apr 25, 10 at 4:24am
  • Joke will be on you when you get some poor girl pregnant. And G-d be with that poor kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 12:02am
  • Hope she gives you herpes or some until now unknown STI that makes your dick rot and fall off.

    Submitted by Authoress on Jun 27, 10 at 1:51pm
  • Ok 1102 you shouldn't wish cancer in anyone. But this guy is a huge dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:56am
  • Ur a douche

    Submitted by momocupcake on Mar 20, 10 at 3:12pm
  • Pretty epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:56pm
  • Why are so many guys such dumbasses? They don't want kids, but they pull stunts like this. Unbelievable.

    Submitted by maddywoo on Mar 9, 11 at 11:53am
  • Fail. Glad I'm not in your state so I don't have to pay child support for your bastard children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 5:10pm
  • Enjoy being a baby-daddy, genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:09am
  • Is soviet Russia they dresser leaves u at home on the condom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:19am
  • I hope she got pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:59am
  • Wow. Using no condom without someone's consent is an UNCONSENSUAL SEX ACT. In other words, it's sexual assault. This is not. funny. at. all.

    Submitted by newparadox on Feb 12, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Lol you da man broski

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:17pm
  • it might have come off in her

    Submitted by photorobert on Jun 2, 12 at 12:17pm
  • This was me!!! I did it to my coworkers girlfriend !!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:30am
  • My hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:31am
  • who hasn't raw-dogged it before? I have plenty of times but I don't have a baby or an std. it's the girls fault anyways she shoulda known so dont get mad at the op.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:10am
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