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  • Submitted by emanresu on Feb 21, 10 at 6:59pm

    maybe if you hook up youll still get to kill a baby

    • 48 68
      Submitted by martine on Feb 21, 10 at 7:13pm

      tru dat

    • 46 66
      Submitted by Asilex on Feb 21, 10 at 8:15pm

      the one she'll get from hooking up! 8-/ sorry. had to!

      • 37 55
        Submitted by Herschel on Feb 21, 10 at 8:20pm

        I'm pretty sure that was the joke Eman was making, yes.

        • 36 58
          Submitted by Spudorato on Mar 17, 10 at 12:48am

          You'll have to excuse Captain Obvious up there ^^

    • 38 49
      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 7:10am

      yesssssss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:24pm

    Haha I feel like every girl knows this feeling.

  • 96 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:49pm

    This is amazing! Lmao! I think we've all been there

  • 95 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:13pm

    Haha I think every girl has felt like that at some point....

  • 75 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:48pm

    In my area code to damn

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:59pm

    781-way to represent!!

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:58pm

    We are the same person. Will you be my best friend, no homo.

  • 75 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:55pm

    Amazing!! I know the feeling!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:28pm

    I love it when my vagina feels like a baby's butt :)

  • 60 44
    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 9, 10 at 10:07pm

    Did you get ass that night? Or should we be looking for a dead baby on the street???

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:12am

    You think guys really give a fuck? If you're hot I'll hook up with you if you have bed hair.

  • 76 82
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 21, 10 at 8:29pm

    Why would shaving your pussy help you get laid? It's the sort of thing that doesn't tend to get noticed until you're already well into it.

    • 55 77
      Submitted by leahhhhh on Feb 21, 10 at 9:10pm

      It's not the fact that shaving helps you get laid, but it's a hell of a lot of trouble to go through in vain if you end up not getting laid by the end of the night.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:22pm

    :D. Girl you will!

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:03am

    So here's how it is this girl is classy as fuck! If you're a girl and can't relate to this then your probably hagg and just can't get laid. Shell get some for sure! And if you're a guy that doesn't like this it's just cuz you'll never know what us girls go through hahaha

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:46pm

    Hahahaha right on

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:50am

    lolz 11:59

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:35am

    Omgggg so true! Love it

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:51pm

    hahahaha

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:11am

    Killing a baby is a figure of speech--not that she's pregnant and going to abord or kill. And not fake, totally been there!! Every non trashy girl has. I say non trashy because trashy doent care what they look like

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:33pm

    Any girl that shaves their vagina area, is definitely someone that wants sex and is conscious about appearance. Same goes for us dudes who shave our groins.

  • 61 73
    Submitted by grammar_slut on Feb 22, 10 at 12:09am

    Did you??? lol\n\nThe only thing worse than shaving and not getting any is shaving and it sucking.

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:27pm

    8:22- Obviously it's a girl. Hence the vagina.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:02pm

    GREAT!! :D

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:03am

    Lololololol aha good one

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:50pm

    I'd be aiming for cock not ass lolzz

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:01pm

    In soviet russia vaginas shave you

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:20pm

    Lmao. And dibsies.

  • 70 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:48pm

    That's some funny shit!!! I don't like babies anyway!!!!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:58pm

    215eight eight two six six zero seven my name is Falon I'm a girl

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:17am

    Ahahahahahahaha omg this is an amazing text. Too funny and true sometimes

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:01am

    11:59 Epic Win lol love that movie

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 4:55pm

    guys likeeee clean vaginas ?

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:45pm

    Yes.

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:30am

    Definitely had this convo w my bestie before too!

  • 65 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:00pm

    Not a fan of the fully shaved I like em trimmed down though

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:28pm

    So some pregnant bitch is cruising the bar and threatening to get an abortion if she strikes out

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:05pm

    Been there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:01pm

    A pretty skunk still smells like a skunk

    • 56 69
      Submitted by artnerd on Feb 21, 10 at 7:04pm

      Bitter virgin is still bitter.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:31am

    Classy mass

  • 54 79
    Submitted by randomnamegame on Feb 22, 10 at 3:12pm

    This is so weird. I just did the SAME thing.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 11:04pm

    Gaga ohh lala

  • 44 61
    Submitted by pingpong on Feb 22, 10 at 11:49am

    just lucky enough we don't keep our word..the human race wouldn't last long with so many killed babies:-) definitely my long time favorite btw.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:12pm

    This iw

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:03pm

    BABIES DEAD: 1

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:50pm

    I LOVE you whoever you are!!!

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:54pm

    11:30 girls who straighten their hair are definitely not trashy, I live in a classy area and every girl I know straightens her hair, including myself.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:04pm

    Haha good stuff

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:12pm

    This is a faker

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:41pm

    I'm Ron burgundy. You stay classy 781.

  • 49 77
    Submitted by kellykraynosauer on Feb 21, 10 at 10:57pm

    lmfao. i love this.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:01pm

    I'll be the judge of that, pics r needed for inspectio

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:19am

    Lolol @ 11:59

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:33pm

    First

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:42pm

    Call me 817 nine one seven four five nine nine

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:20pm

    The lost confession of Casey Anthony!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:41pm

    It a fucking liar and a whore

    • 48 67
      Submitted by radaradarada on Feb 21, 10 at 11:59pm

      How dare you!! She's a nice lady!!!

      • 34 56
        Submitted by creepster13 on Feb 24, 10 at 1:48am

        i approve of the hangover reference!

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 10 at 3:22pm

    Haha, you'd be killing a baby next morning regardless.

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:19am

    This is so me

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 4:53am

    Alright MA haha hope you got your fix

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:55pm

    I don't all ways drink beer..... But when I do I choose dose equisss Stay thirsty my friends

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:31pm

    I'm thinkin the getting ass part confused 8:22, maybe it's a lesbian? But, the vagina part kind of gave it away...

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:18am

    This isn't funny....at all. And you don't sound desperate....at alll.

  • 53 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:01am

    All women are whores

  • 37 66
    Submitted by hvltn on Mar 5, 10 at 2:31am

    Why is it tough for a chick to get ass? All you need is a bar and realistic standards. Go get it.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:54pm

    Come to 302. I'll fuck you

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:59am

    I love killing babies. Black babies

  • 44 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:00am

    http://www.pornhub.com

  • 26 46
    Submitted by BeNDzOver on Nov 27, 10 at 12:14am

    Call. Me.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by beyourownpet on Feb 24, 10 at 1:01am

    me every night. :/

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:58am

    Oh Sahra... Stalker

  • 50 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:46pm

    First ftw

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:40pm

    Awsome.

  • 28 56
    Submitted by PrincessKayos on Mar 12, 10 at 2:28pm

    lol sounds like me!

  • 42 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:22pm

    Is the OP a chick or a dude?

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:45pm

    First buddddddy!

  • 39 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:41pm

    Don't pull a jersey shore on us

  • 37 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:52am

    Omg

  • 46 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:30pm

    Girl who straighten their hair are nastyy

  • 46 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:31pm

    Fake!!!!

    • 48 57
      Submitted by keo on Feb 21, 10 at 11:33pm

      Please, elaborate on why you think this is fake. I'd love to hear it.. because personally I've had several friends who have said/thought the same thing, on more than one occasion.

  • 36 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:44am

    Ahahahahahahhhhhh this is great!

  • 32 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 1:17pm

    I love bald vag. Nothin like a nice, clean cut puss. Keep up the good work. If you really need some cock, I am available

  • 30 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:21pm

    South shore of MA , kinky ass bitches ;)

  • 21 52
    Submitted by ryanjensen on Sep 11, 10 at 9:40pm

    I love you.