Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
this just has baby written all over it
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Shame is for Republicans.
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