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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant

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(917): I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant http://tfl.nu/lnj1

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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking

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(917): You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking http://tfl.nu/a0v5

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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.

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(917): Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th. http://tfl.nu/pukg

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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now

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(917): He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now http://tfl.nu/4db9

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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit

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(917): you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit http://tfl.nu/h4ki

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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.

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(917): The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name. http://tfl.nu/eftw

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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.

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(917): I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear. http://tfl.nu/517j

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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

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(917): M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH. http://tfl.nu/5zhv

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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang

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really making moves this morning i see

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(202): just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang (917): really making moves this morning i see http://tfl.nu/4n5c

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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well

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(917): about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well http://tfl.nu/ygjn

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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.

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i told you we never speak of that again

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(718): you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something. (917): i told you we never speak of that again http://tfl.nu/ijex

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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.

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I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.

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(917): Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement. (347): I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy. http://tfl.nu/2bcu

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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.

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(917): It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all. http://tfl.nu/vnnk

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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.

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(917): My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked. http://tfl.nu/yy4v

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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.

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me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.

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(317): Sitting here wishing there were men in my life. (917): me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time. http://tfl.nu/mpan

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