Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Nebraska (402)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (720): View more from Colorado

  How did work go after you told them you were in jail?

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Great they tried to bail me out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (720): How did work go after you told them you were in jail? (402): Great they tried to bail me out. http://tfl.nu/vh27
  Replies (1) Good night (510) Bad night (44)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice http://tfl.nu/0nos
  Replies (2) Good night (479) Bad night (126) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop. http://tfl.nu/dwia
  Replies (2) Good night (352) Bad night (123) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D http://tfl.nu/eelv
  Replies (2) Good night (487) Bad night (173) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building. http://tfl.nu/eh2u
  Replies (2) Good night (393) Bad night (170) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding. http://tfl.nu/exiv
  Replies (2) Good night (415) Bad night (177) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  50% drunk capacity currently

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): 50% drunk capacity currently http://tfl.nu/1j9a
  Replies (1) Good night (340) Bad night (167) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom http://tfl.nu/036d
  Replies (2) Good night (718) Bad night (133) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers http://tfl.nu/eskp
  Replies (1) Good night (288) Bad night (469) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night. http://tfl.nu/4fcf
  Replies (3) Good night (1064) Bad night (408)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of http://tfl.nu/8cwz
  Replies (6) Good night (632) Bad night (145) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday http://tfl.nu/hnnk
  Replies (0) Good night (211) Bad night (303) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that. http://tfl.nu/01r4
  Replies (11) Good night (543) Bad night (276)
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it. http://tfl.nu/oran
  Replies (6) Good night (660) Bad night (382) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans. (605): Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon. http://tfl.nu/v291
  Replies (0) Good night (622) Bad night (311)