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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert

(1-603): View more from New Hampshire

Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

YOUR STATE IS STUPID

(201): View more from New Jersey

Did you miss a turn again?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY

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(443): View more from Maryland

Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.

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(206): View more from Washington

You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.

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