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(559): View more from California

there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.

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(850): View more from Florida

Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry

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I'm hurrying

(307): View more from Wyoming

Dude. She just shit herself.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.

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(850): View more from Florida

that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick

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(212): View more from New York

You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?

(475): View more from Connecticut

Yeah?

(212): View more from New York

Stuck it in his pooper.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.

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