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  • 83 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 11 at 6:35pm

    Oh Hellz Yeah there is: "if U like breathing yer drunk ass Better Start Cleaning!" duh.

  • 74 43
    Submitted by whiterabbit920 on Feb 26, 11 at 6:07pm

    no, not much to say at all

  • 81 66
    Submitted by lolitalady on Feb 27, 11 at 12:56am

    This shit never happened. Any text following the generic "he just_______and said ________" never happened. You're all sheep and are terrible at lying. ;)

    • 61 45
      Submitted by iowawashington on Feb 27, 11 at 10:28am

      I'm sorry you have a boring life.

    • 60 64
      Submitted by Swizzul on Feb 27, 11 at 6:38pm

      No kidding.....I wonder if he said that before or after you stole that phrase from Couples Retreat

  • 66 48
    Submitted by rotflmfao on Feb 28, 11 at 1:56am

    It's not hard to open the door and puke outside.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by sofaking_epic on Feb 27, 11 at 12:08am

    i guess thats a good excuse for why you cant find you registration when you get pulled over for driving drunk