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  • Submitted by cloudfire on Mar 9, 10 at 3:36pm

    Haha, that is great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:52am

    Lol true or not. Just try to imagine the scene

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:01pm

    AHAHAHAHA...I am laughing so hard cause im a HUGE transformers fan, and wished I could've said this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:40pm

    sounds like he put his floppy disk in her disc drive

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:18pm

    Autobots, ENGAGE! Arming auxhilary cannon!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:56pm

    HAHAHA! How much alcohol does it take to make this happen?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:11pm

    I LOVE TRANSFORMERS!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:26am

    Lmfao!!! That is awesome!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:49am

    No one said you had to. So why do people like you have this app? Just enjoy the funny shit stop bitching.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 4:43am

    ROFFFFFLLLLL!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 8:21pm

    6:09pm, and you're an ugly virgin.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:11pm

    hahahaha this just made my day.

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    Submitted by Darth_Vibrator on Apr 9, 10 at 4:24pm

    Fucking hilarious...i love it...i love optimus prime =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 3:44pm

    wait. so. there were FOUR parties involved here? two innocent bystanders (texter #2, roommate), and the two having sex optimus prime style? bullpoop sandwiches, i say.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:05pm

    man I wish this wasn't fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:35am

    I agree, it was better when I saw it the first time with Megan Fox on SNL. "Optimus, it happened again, you've transformed again!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:48am

    hhaha i found this VERY funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:54am

    Yeah, except that it's from SNL.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:03pm

    totally gonna do this next time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:13pm

    Gotta Love New York Babbbyyy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:36pm

    This is fucking hilarious! Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:14am

    8:49AM, I agree, who cares if it's really true, its funny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:32am

    I wish I could have sex with a robot. Motor oil makes great lube. He would fill me up with his mechanical robot penis and then he could fill me up with hydraulic fluid when he came... The government needs to start letting NASA sell the sex robots though because Im tired of sex with the lawmnowers.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:01pm

    11:40, I believe that the term is forcibly shoved his erect penis into her vagina and ejaculated while screaming "GET THE ALLSPARK".

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    Submitted by Saint23 on Jun 5, 10 at 3:24pm

    amazing lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 3:28am

    Thumbs up to whoever did this lmao

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:09am

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:44am

    Fuckin love this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:51pm

    Hshahahahahahahah holy shit this is love

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:09pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Funniest one I've seen on this site so far xD hahahahahaha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:43pm

    That's fuckin hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 7:04pm

    Ahahaaaahaaa almost as good as startrek sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 9:52am

    impossible conversation! never happened.

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 21, 10 at 4:19am

    BEAST MODE!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:43am

    I just don't believe half the shit on this site. This one included

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:30am

    Jake wants to know what "optimus prime" style is...he didn't get the joke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:22am

    There are no words to explain how much I enjoyed this

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    Submitted by summerXyay on Jul 7, 10 at 1:47am

    2:32- wow..

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    Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 1:36am

    epic shyttttttttttt