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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:57am

    it's too elaborate. has to be fake. but still made me laugh inside

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:21pm

    for everone who thinks this is fake..clearly you have never gotten drunk in mass..THIS IS WHAT WE DOOOOO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:52pm

    I laughed so hard, I squealed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:11am

    haha funny as hell. definitely a great night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:06pm

    this one is so fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:52pm

    "never been introduced to great drugs! Broaden your horizons people it makes life fun." And turns you into a retard to boot. Enjoy your idiocy :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:16am

    yeah...but this one doesnt say new low/new high/win.... and its hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:51pm

    total rip off of far wittier texts about waking up to real estate signs in truck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:21pm

    i dont care if its fake or not. I LOVE IT!!!!

  • Submitted by 4/20 on Jun 12, 10 at 3:53pm

    That is ridiculous flamingos love ferrets

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:56pm

    i hate texts in this format. and "new low or new high?" "win?" "just [insert something stupid, followed by a question as to whether the act was really that stupid or why it occurred]"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:12pm

    wow you guys are coooooooolllll.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:37am

    hahahaha <3 Mass! I got drunk at the cape once and went around stealing plastic flamingos from people's front yards

  • Submitted by p8ntkid13 on Oct 2, 11 at 6:43pm

    EPIC WIN!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:31pm

    masachusetts representt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:45am

    This made me laugh soo hard! I don't care if it's fake, I still think it's hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:50am

    this is epic. fake or not. i laughed my ass off. and it is sheer genius

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:43pm

    wow shut the fuck up fuck you you litle fake-calling cunts reading the replies always ruin the texts for me enjoy the goddamn thing and go fuck yourselves. great text. love you too. peace.

  • Submitted by STFUcupcake on May 22, 11 at 5:46am

    i want to be wherever this is.

  • Submitted by spook4563 on May 4, 10 at 1:04am

    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:05pm

    Fuck you 1:00!! They were already drunk/high and now ur calling them liars

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 6:25pm

    This dude is my hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:29pm

    Way. Way. Way too much weed... Wait! Nobody can have too much weed! ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:10pm

    funniest thing ive ever read. period.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:48am

    you sound like my kind of friend i wish there were more people like you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:10pm

    Sounds to awesome to be true, but if it is, I'm jealous!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:59pm

    this isnt fake hahah these are my friends and i sadly recognized it was them immediately. and im pretty sure they were both sober.

    • Submitted by greenmonster on Feb 16, 10 at 8:59pm

      ha thats funny because this was me, and i dont know you unless you are janie, steve or anna, which you most definitely are not.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:00pm

    wow i need to get me minions to protect me lol

  • Submitted by cariboo on Apr 28, 10 at 11:46pm

    pretty sure this just made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:39pm

    I started legit laughing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:41pm

    how could you not count them?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:29pm

    Nerdy attempt at a fake drunk story

  • Submitted by emanon356 on Aug 6, 10 at 10:23am

    Ha yea it is some charity thing caz I got flocked once and there was a letter saying that's wat it is and dude that's not the area code for natick... It's foxboro

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:43pm

    Hahahah you're my kind of person

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:22pm

    That's funny and I just lost the game

  • Submitted by emanon356 on Aug 6, 10 at 8:48am

    Hey fuck u that's actually wat we do in foxboro... We get so drunk that we wake up with flamingos... I think the flamingos are for sum band thing.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:11pm

    HAHA Clearly all you calling "fake" on this one have never been introduced to great drugs! Broaden your horizons people it makes life fun.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:23pm

    HAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH oh god i peed a little when i read this... funniest shit EVER

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 2:08am

    Plastic Flamingos FTW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:22pm

    i smell "fake" all over this one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 1:00am

    WOW THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING FAKE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:29am

    Give the guy a break ferrets are monsters Btw your my new hero

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:06pm

    generic, tacky formula

  • Submitted by yo1 on Apr 18, 11 at 1:34am

    Hahahahaha!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:09am

    THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING! i love it. i still cant breathe.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:25pm

    One day I'm gonna get super high and have someone video tape me!!! Bet ya I'll win a million bucks on americas funniest home videos!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:04pm

    I dunno, this is kind of silly. I don't buy it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:53pm

    either fake or XTREME lightweights? yes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:57am

    for everyone saying this is fake, you have clearly never taken shrooms. so believable

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:24pm

    yeah, agreed. deff fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:50am

    FUCKING EPIC NIGHT! This is just legendary!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:23pm

    508 has joined the game. Diablo's minions of evil grow stronger. i love you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:54pm

    hahahaahahahahHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ive gotten drunk in mass and exactly 12:21

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:25pm

    who even wants to get drunk in mass? lammmeee.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:38pm

    doood. I live in 508, have a flamingo tattoo, and have a pet ferret...this is my fave text EVER

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:25pm

    Yah NATICK!!! W00t! haha. so proud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:24pm

    If only garden gnomes protected you from stupid people. Sigh, a girl can dream.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:09pm

    YEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:02pm

    absolutely hysterical.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:00pm

    seems fake for some reason

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:32pm

    Yup ur my hero now to

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:49pm

    Once I went over to someone's house (on the south shore) and there were plastic flamingos all over the yard and a sign left on the door that said "you've been flocked!" It was for some charity thing or something.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:11pm

    Ferrets are evil. EVIL, I tell you!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:27am

    Fucking Funny!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:32pm

    I laughed... so hard... when I saw this.

  • Submitted by Jaredlh19 on Mar 10, 11 at 10:08pm

    Woohoo Massachusetts!! Where's the sexy girls at

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:15am

    not generic OR tacky... MASSACHUSETTS.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:56pm

    who would count them?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:42pm

    wow.. thats .. wow..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 9:55pm

    personally i'd be more afraid of the plastic flamingos than of ferrets

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:25pm

    Awesome...

  • Submitted by marawana on Jan 19, 11 at 10:43pm

    Way to go kp hockey

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 1:17am

    Not fake. 47 may be an exaggeration but my buddy once collected 12 lawn orbs from his neighborhood because he thought they contained the souls of the 12 apostles

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 6:24pm

    I LOVE CAPE COD hahahahaha

  • Submitted by mistyv on Jun 21, 10 at 2:47am

    too frickin' larious!!! love it

  • Submitted by kit_10 on Jan 23, 10 at 3:00pm

    Oh my god, I Want this to happen to me, this is so awesome. Best ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:07pm

    heeheeheeeeee. I love texts like this one. ^_^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 8:25pm

    Sounds vaguely familiar to that goldfish cracker text. Totally fake

  • Submitted by Zoeyyyx on Apr 9, 10 at 11:11am

    LMFAO!

  • Submitted by nikkilovexoxo on Apr 6, 11 at 10:02pm

    Lmfao legitt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:34pm

    lmfao this is the best thing in the world

  • Submitted by NikkixSixx23 on Dec 5, 10 at 7:38pm

    I seriously laughed at this for like 2 hours straight and the laughter continued for the following week every time I thought if it, I wish this would happen to me,

  • Submitted by beg4pie on Mar 20, 10 at 3:08am

    Awesome!...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:14pm

    Yeah Massachusetts! Represent!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:50pm

    hahahah this is so true love you massholes

  • Submitted by person on Mar 28, 10 at 11:19pm

    This is my favorite TFLN ever!! Lol

  • Submitted by Keebs on Feb 2, 11 at 9:24pm

    Why must the skeptics try to suck all of the fun out of the world? I laughed. Hard :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:19am

    i absolutely love this!! lmao ahaahahahaha

  • Submitted by loganLPHcheer on Feb 14, 11 at 11:17pm

    Idk who u r, but I really wanna party with ya!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:23am

    Hahha any one who says fake well here's a fact America has more plastic flamingos then real ones so if u go to a garden store u can prolly purchase 47 plastic flamingos. U r offically my hero

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    Submitted by kortnilove on May 30, 12 at 2:12am

    I swear this shit is funnier at two am lol I'm laughing my ass off

  • Submitted by Jeimuzu22 on Oct 4, 10 at 5:26pm

    I'M DYING HERE

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    Submitted by Victoriamorgann on Oct 17, 11 at 2:16am

    so much win going on! haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:06am

    still have 45. i tried eating two while drunk last week

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:21pm

    You are my freakin hero. I love you.

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    Submitted by The_Rooks on Nov 28, 12 at 1:44pm

    how do you know there were 47 flammingos did you count them