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  • 69 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:26pm

    apparently you havent been to new york if you think this is fake.....i've seen and heard weirder.

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:54pm

    The annoyance of "First" is the same as the kid that darts his hand up in second grade, can barely keep his ass on the seat, has to use his other hand to support his raised hand, and is hopping around like a rabbit on crack....trying to get the teacher's attention.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:51pm

    LMAO i heart the shit out of you 2:49

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:25pm

    This has to be one of those bullshit posts. Its 323 characters long. Think about it.

    • 42 40
      Submitted by Rysgor on Oct 9, 10 at 10:21pm

      My phone can easily handle a message like that. And did you REALLY go through and count the number of characters in the message?? You're one of those pretentious assholes who always ruin the fun for people, aren't you?

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:21pm

    The iPhone will litterally let you text out the Bible verbatim. In one Text.

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:23pm

    I would have to say, I agree with you 2:20

  • 58 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:32pm

    2:25 way to take the time to count........idiot

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:42pm

    ha, but i want to understand....... what is it? like first place?? also, who the eff would take the time to count the characters?

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:46pm

    yeh i dont get the first thing either?!

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:33pm

    yea if its verizon to verizon it can be like 160x7 pages long

  • 50 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:11pm

    I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard. You think I'm kidding but I'm not.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:35pm

    3:31 - Thanks for that, I'll make sure to remember that next time when making a reference. *rolls eyes* (see "persons on crack" and "persons stoned" for future reference). - J.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:31pm

    Uh... Rabbits ok crack don't hop around. They don't move much period

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:17pm

    2:25 needs to learn how to text before he starts calling long messages fake.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:51pm

    it IS a great pick up line....aside from the rabbit thing, yes.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:49pm

    people who write FIRST have never won anything in their lives are feel the need to beat everyone to posting first on message boards anonymously. sad. they need to get thrown off cliffs strapped together

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:41pm

    The "first" thing used to be my biggest pet peeve... now it is people who just talk about how annoying it is... doh!

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:45pm

    this is some bullshit right here

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:38pm

    please dont ever get it 2:35 its retarded and should be punishable by fire

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:20pm

    i really want to find these FIRST people and round them up and stick them all in a little tiny room and then light that room on fire

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:29pm

    I call bullshit. Not because of the length, you gotta be an idiot to think that. But because of how retarded it is. Someone must've THOUGHT this was funny when they were high talking amongst each other and put it up. I doubt it's a text. And if it is, fuck whoever texted it and whether it is or not, fuck whoever approved it for this site.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:27pm

    If someone does round them up will you round up the fails and epic fails also? It would definitely make the world a better place.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 8:27pm

    this whole text is retarded.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:35pm

    i dont get the "FIRST" thing...?

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:31pm

    Am I the only one who thinks this was a GREAT pick-up line? I would have gone home with him right there, before the whole rabbit thing...

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:47pm

    Texts can be more than 1 'page' long. So just because the text is longer than 160 characters, doesn't mean it isn't real. Think about it before calling longer texts fake.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:26pm

    This is the best text/story thus far.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:45pm

    first person to post a reply like its a race acting like a 10 yr old

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:45pm

    2:32 - cut and paste into word. tools>word count. takes all of 5 seconds.

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:42pm

    Anonymous said... Anonymous said... Anonymous said... Anonymous said... FIRST!!!!!!