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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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