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  • 95 68
    Submitted by Alliecat on Jan 14, 10 at 12:20am

    This happened to one of my friends once...only she wasn't drunk and it was a burrito

  • 95 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:57pm

    I don't even need to be trashed to cry over the loss of a fruit rollup. Man down! Man down!

  • 78 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:11am

    R.I.P. Fruit rollup we all loved you

  • 89 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:59pm

    Why the fuck can't people just laugh at something and not say stupid shit. Lighten up people. You know if one of your friends did this you would piss your pants, I know I would.

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:15pm

    Fruit rollups are the gayest and tastiest snack ever

  • 82 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:58am

    Literally have done that before. No shame, fruit roll ups are the shit.

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Red on Jan 14, 10 at 6:42am

    Ice cream is the worst when it falls. There is no 10 second rule with ice cream.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:27am

    Good work today, Wesley, sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

  • Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 13, 10 at 8:02pm

    Do you fucking kids know how to drink and not cry?!? PATHETIC!

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:14pm

    Lulz

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:04am

    INTERNET BADASSES

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:53pm

    Me too lol

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 11:55pm

    Favorited. Lmao :)

  • 73 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:16pm

    I was taking a shit when I read this. Haven't pooped that fast in my life.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:59pm

    I dropped my fruit rollup one night... my life has never been the same. I still wonder of the rollup that could have been.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:21am

    Ku

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:16am

    Haha wasted much

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:27pm

    9:48. ur a pussy. be more outgoing and make some friends. also smoke some tree

  • 63 79
    Submitted by eazydoesit711 on Jan 13, 10 at 11:08pm

    If they the person was truly trashed they would of just ate it off the ground

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:44pm

    Sucks.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:52pm

    i'm there right now!!

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:14pm

    Aww poor fruit rollup

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 1:27am

    What's up DF-DUB. This is hilarious.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by hehe on Jan 14, 10 at 2:30pm

    It's okay I have done this many times before, when you lose food when you're drunk/high it is very upsetting., don't let anyone make you feel silly.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:14am

    12:29 win. 

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 11:13pm

    R.i.P Fruit Rollup.. You were loved by many :)

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:21am

    9.48 go to bed and don't think about it. If you feel the same way when you wake up, You can always kill yourself tomorrow.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:46pm

    I'm reading this in the shitter right now

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:24pm

    I'm proud to be a 972 and don't kill itself just get therapy

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:00pm

    Oh my geezus! Don't say that! Buddy don't kill urself. U would never be able to laugh at all the funny tfln txts like this one ^.^

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:18am

    Gotta love Dallas drunks!!

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:01am

    9:48, can I have your stuff?

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:21am

    This app is dying. Nobody posted anything new since yesterday.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:55pm

    9:48 please don't do it! I care! :)

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:35pm

    Lol. That's funny.

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:28pm

    ive honestly never seen someone so wasted that they cryed about something like dropping food or their bellybutton being cute... maybe im just missing something, but i think the crying while intoxicated texts are fake. or the person that originally sent it is just fucking w the person he sent it to? idk, but i call shenanigans

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:41am

    9:48 you still alive? Don't do it!!!!!!!!

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:47am

    Jan 13 @ 8:28 I love you for saying shenanigans. And I also love fruit roll ups.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:58pm

    Lmao what's up Dallas

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:49pm

    Hahahahah represent DFW! So funny!

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 5:26pm

    first

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:19am

    Called my sister a lonely loser who fails at life and needs an ab lounge, all over the last fruit rollup.

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:30pm

    Cmon. Who hasn't been there.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:07pm

    What up BABB

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:32am

    Hahaha favoritedd

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:23am

    Won't post my comments

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:09pm

    don't kill yourself

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:36pm

    Lmao I would do this

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:23pm

    Text YELE to 501501 and donate 5 dollars off your next phone bill to recovery efforts for Haiti. Oh, and fuck this text. She's a whore.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:06pm

    once I dropped a fruit roll up. lost it in my vagina ........ :) never found it

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:27pm

    I want to be your bestfriend! I have done this a billion times!

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:24am

    Hellooooo

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:43pm

    I care please don't do it!

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:46pm

    Been there, done that.

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:44pm

    9:48 has no friends

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:13am

    Lmfao :)

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:52pm

    @9:48 Really nobody cares! :]

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:20am

    exactly 7:48!

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:21pm

    Hurry up 9:48.

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:12am

    9:48 might be dead already. He/She said 5 min hours ago. Keep them fingers crossed

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:38pm

    Hahahahaha

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 2:27pm

    HahHHaha absolutely hysterical!

  • 33 52
    Submitted by virginiagrace on May 14, 10 at 4:30am

    Sounds like something I would probably do. Hahah.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:15pm

    Hahahahaha! Love it

  • 35 57
    Submitted by kaleyw18 on Mar 24, 11 at 11:18pm

    Hahahahs

  • 53 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:29am

    Losing a beloved burrito or a favorite roll-up is no reason to end it all. It's a permanent solution to a temporary food crisis.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:09am

    Who comes on tfln to complain? Seriously! Way to kill the funni- ness with your suicidal negativity....

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:02pm

    You got to love Texas;)

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:45pm

    Fuck you dude this is hilarious

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 8:03pm

    Hahahaha that just makes me laugh :]

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 8:59pm

    This could quite possibly have been me haha.

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:32pm

    Get it Dallas

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:48am

    You don't have to be trashed to cry about dropping a fruit rollup!

  • Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 13, 10 at 7:43pm

    lame. why the fuck do half of these drunk texts involve people crying? THIS is the real reason why the rest of the world mocks/hates us!

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:17pm

    Nicce

  • 51 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:23am

    9.48 go to bed and don't think about it. If you still feel that way when you wake up, you can always kill yourself tomorrow.

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:31pm

    Hahahha I love you Liz

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:52pm

    HAHAHA LIZ!!!

  • 42 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:11pm

    You go 9:57

  • 31 65
    Submitted by luvdaclarinet on Jul 2, 10 at 11:59pm

    Lol I would so do that

  • 35 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:11pm

    Classic. :)

  • 43 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:33am

    Jan 13 @ 828 i once cried for two hours because I lost my phone at a party until someone found it in the bathroom so I believe them. But I don't remember any of it :)

  • 38 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 6:55am

    why would you be trashed to cry for a loving fruit roll up I cry when I drop them too!