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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:14pm

    would have been hilarious if it wasn't taken from last week's episode of parks and recreation

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:19pm

    if you're going to steal from tv, at least get the quote right. it's "On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed is he?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:22pm

    did you seriously think that no one who reads tfln watches parks and recreation too? maybe i should post a quote from the office

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:28pm

    Epic FAIL. Does anyone with any sense of current pop culture monitor these posts?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:40pm

    I love that show :) it's still funny no matter who says it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:43am

    2:25 youre a fucking malu

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:10am

    My roommate and I laughed out loud for like 45mins after reading this. Hahahha love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:16pm

    Yeah it was funnier on parks and recreation

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:58pm

    in 5:30's attempt to act intelligent, they mispelled "recipient."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:44pm

    Who cares!! Techically it's still a text from last night and technically it's still funny as he'll so just laugh people and stop being so political!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:50am

    Steal from Parks & Rec TFLN FAIL.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:42pm

    This is from parks and rec!! Best show ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:43pm

    jeeze geeks. who gives a fuk if it's off some fukin show no one fukin knows.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:30pm

    5:19, the quote was directed at someone, therefore needed to be altered for the purpose of the recipiant understanding it. The recipiant probably does not watch that show, thought it was funny, and posted it here. The moderator probably does not watch that show, thought it was funny, and posted it here. /defense

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:55pm

    Question: What kind of bear is best?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:19pm

    this shit isn't called original text from last night... its called text from last night... please take the sticks out your asses people its funny regardless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 11:43pm

    STL. I'm upset with you. I'm past Chris brown. I'm very mike Tyson with you. Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:22pm

    I'm totally gonna use this it's that perfect hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:25pm

    I'm ear bitting chris brown mad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:39am

    11:29- that's from the office dumb ass not parks and recreations...

  • Submitted by anyonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 10:07pm

    keep up 314. represent.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:27pm

    Hahahaha hilarious! All you people bitching about domestic violence - get the stick out of your ass and get off TFLN! No one gives a shit, the stuff posted here is not supposed to be taken offensively. If you find this so damn offensive, why are you still on the page discussing it?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:05pm

    I love the beach boys

  • Submitted by Monmor29 on Jul 17, 11 at 11:45am

    O.J. Simpson

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:32pm

    Rhianna just flinched in her room

  • Submitted by anyonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 9:53pm

    get off their ass!!! this is an awesome text 314. keep it up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:43pm

    7:32 yeah try sending a funny well known quote or joke or a chain text and see if it gets through. it won't they only let them through on accident. They claim they go quality not quantity I would prefer myself they let alot more through. If these texts are even written by us and not them.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:39pm

    Hahah this is great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:02pm

    shut the fuck up everyone.. who cares if its from a show?? the OP thought it was funny, and texted it to someone, most likely last night, thus it is a text from last night. so stop bitching. its funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:12am

    This is the funniest tfln I've seen in a while

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:42am

    This quote is from the show "parks and recreation"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:32pm

    It's a text. People text quotes. What is wrong with you people?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:00pm

    this is retarded, chris brown is my neighbor and for all of you fuckers who think this is funny yall can burn in hell bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 2:29am

    I thought it was funny whether it was from a show or not. *shrugs*

  • Submitted by Kaaren2k on Jul 26, 10 at 3:35am

    Should be changed to 1- Mel Gibson lol

  • Submitted by amsantos69 on Sep 3, 10 at 12:06am

    Why are people saying this isn't funny or that this is fake. Maybe they saw the show and saw a good oppotunity to make a refrence to tye funny show to make their text funny. People text people with show refrences all the time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:25pm

    Wow. Domestic violence people relax. Everything on this site is offensive. Calm the shit down. Learn to take a joke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:50pm

    5:41... Ah yes, it's very idiotic to be offended by jokes about brutal domestic violence. So sorry. Rhianna's battered face was hilarious...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:42am

    I know about that show and I heard it was ok, but because I read this quote, I'm going to watch it now lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:16pm

    How about you grab itself a handful of jiiiiiiingle bells u cooooondooooooominium buyer

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:06pm

    So great. So so great.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:27pm

    Brown/West in 2012.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:29pm

    Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:46pm

    Honestly never heard of parks and recreation in my life. If this wasn't posted i never would have heard it and wouldn't have laughed my ass off. I want to meet whoever thought of this...good stuff...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:52am

    i don't care where he stole it from that shits classic!!! hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:18am

    1:39 #2 = whiny bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:29pm

    5:30 y do u feel the need to defend stupid calls the mods make I sometimes wonder I'm sure the mods post on here defending their dumbass mistakes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:03pm

    FUCK YOU UNKNOWN ERROR

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:10am

    nora dankner????????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:07pm

    If u guys can't take a joke, why are u here...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:53am

    Hahh ELF is thee best

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:44pm

    dude who the hell cares if its from a show, its funny... why can't u people jus laugh and move on... thats what this website is about ne way.. chill the eff out!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:12pm

    It was funnier when I heard it on TV the first time. This guy probably thinking he was original has FAILED!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:47pm

    @8;54 I guess your kanye west now. Excusing a girlfriend beater.

  • Submitted by dudeonfire on Jun 17, 10 at 12:02am

    The shamwow guy!

  • Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 13, 10 at 2:17pm

    I hate chris Brown .... He is a douche in person also... And my tat guy and HIS tat guy says he is a cheap ass and don't tip worth a shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:18am

    SAINT LOUIS!!! hahaha love this one

  • Submitted by whatnow on Oct 4, 10 at 1:40pm

    Parks and recreation.. Not original

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:04pm

    8;54 so he made one mistake, eh? Ok say he didn't do that but instead he shot her... Is it still one mistake, let's drop it? No it's not, and they are both bad, so let's not drop it.

  • Submitted by a_nony_mus on Mar 15, 10 at 1:48am

    Lol stl wow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:30am

    Hahaha that's so funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:35am

    Hugh Hefner is better than Chuck Norris.

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    Submitted by Jacaeri on Feb 1, 12 at 4:17am

    Yes!!!!! I love this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:06pm

    Let it be known, that girl said that she hit Chris Brown first...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:34pm

    Why is it funny to joke about domestic violence??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:47pm

    7:43 so you're saying you think they don't let other peoples texts in, just what they think of themselves? I have submitted 2 different texts and nothing... -7:32

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:05pm

    Who cares if this is from a show? It's still funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:52am

    that was in an MLIA. way to be creative.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:40pm

    9:34 -- THANK YOU. I'm glad I'm not the only person who finds this wrong

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:48pm

    I'm disturbed that more people are offended by the fact that this was a quoted text than the fact that they are making light of the fact that Chris Brown abused his girlfriend...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:46am

    8:42- Maybe because the fact that Chris Brown beat his gf happened how many months ago now??? I'd say that's old news... Come off it! I hate how people on here take the damn texts so seriously!! BREATHE!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:15pm

    How many people are gonna say the same fucking thing? OKAY we get the point. He got it from a tv show. You can stop saying that now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:17pm

    I'm pretty sure it's from parks and recreation..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 12:19am

    That's off of sunny in Philadelphia. Be original

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:23am

    Good to see the TFLN police are on their game because clearly people aren't allowed to text quotes to eachother... Fucking losers... Who gives a shit if it's from a show???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:55pm

    @ 9:47 - the part about domestic violence that is funny is when it involves your face!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:26pm

    Polar bears eat potatoes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:59pm

    One mistake that was beating the crap out of his girlfriend. Which is inexcusable. And this text is making a joke not about anything else Chris Brown has done, but specifically that instance. There is NOTHING funny about what he did. The man deserves to be in jail. Making jokes about what he did only creates an atmosphere where people believe it is okay to abuse their partners. Why? Because people like you are saying that it is okay

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:29pm

    Parks and recreation... Original.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:15pm

    Stolen from the show "Parks and Recreation". Not original.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:45am

    I bet no one knew this but this quote was stolen from a show called Parks and Recreations.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:07pm

    How bout yall stop bitchin. It's supposed to be funny. Damn. If you can't take a joke then why the fuck are you even reading this?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:39pm

    Uhh Im about A Miles Finch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:53pm

    No hello parks and recreation

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:01am

    7:55 (2): There are two schools of thought.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:25pm

    FAKE. Parks and Recreation.

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    Submitted by stephfrancisco on Apr 11, 12 at 5:39am

    Lmao!

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    Submitted by steller22 on Sep 15, 11 at 4:06pm

    Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:37pm

    Domestic violence is funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:56pm

    This shit is funny. Idk where it's from I'm def gonna use this one when my girl gets mad

  • Submitted by osnapitzkay on Jun 30, 11 at 10:58am

    I've heard this before...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:06am

    Hahahhaha!!! Hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:54pm

    um fuck u! Chris brown made ONE mistake. let it go

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:55pm

    SAINT LOUIS SHOUTOUT!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:29pm

    Yay for unoriginality... jackass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:27pm

    This is from Parks an Recreations. Which is a awesome show.

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    Submitted by she on May 22, 11 at 10:51pm

    haha i dont watch parks and recreation so it was pretty funny to me :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:36pm

    lol I am the TFLN police bitch! What ru going to do about it? Spank me I hope!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:59pm

    I'm chuck Norris mad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:15pm

    More like scale of 1-Tiger Woods' Wife.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:33pm

    If it was on your favorite show, wouldn't you know when it was originally posted- not a few days later.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:29pm

    This was totally stolen from the show Parks & Recreation!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:40am

    Hahaha this made my day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:37am

    Haha funny... Shrooms are the best

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:07pm

    I'll be honest: I never heard of Chris Brown (and barely heard of Rihanna) prior to that incident.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:12pm

    These are funny to me every time until I c that it Was takn from a tv show. Unoriginal tools

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    Submitted by inthecity on Dec 8, 11 at 10:50am

    Bahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:18pm

    Needles to say it's fuckin funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:21pm

    Dude it's not cool to rip something off from tv. At least if you're gonna fake it be original.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:43am

    I support chris brown! No man in there right mind just beats down a chick. She caused it to happen. She shouldn't have been talking shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:41pm

    Ha, even though this was taken from a tv show, Its still hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:22pm

    #teambreezy #supportCB #breezybots I LOVE CHRIS BROWN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 11:09pm

    fuck chris brown. and the peoplr who cant laugh it this joke cause its hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:16am

    God I love this one lmao I've used it :p

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:22am

    Much less funny when it's not original.

  • Submitted by andthelion on Jan 5, 11 at 6:40am

    ok for all you asshats: it was probably sent as a joke like obviously they knew it was from tv. btw, if no one ever took anything and redid it, we wouldn't have half the shit we have today. stop trying to be such hipsters.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:26pm

    This shits funny other people thought so too Or somethin like that Mod

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:19pm

    fucking unoriginal buffoon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 10 at 12:05pm

    Steve Aday kicks sooo much ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:42pm

    9:37: What exactly about domestic violence do you find amusing?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:25pm

    It was a fucking text. The OP wasnt saying the actual quote from the show. He was TEXTING someone and altered the quote for it to make sense in the text Ficking idiots just bitch Try to find the dumbest shit to bitch about

  • Submitted by bandkidshavefun on Aug 1, 11 at 2:05pm

    so not cool... definitely heard this a few years ago from my brother.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:45pm

    Haha. damnn, thats funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:45pm

    Hahaha this is funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 6:29pm

    4: 05 are the fucking TFLN police?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:14pm

    I'm tiger woods wife mad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:51am

    hyahaha oh my god so good

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:45pm

    Even if it's from park

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:05pm

    You guys are freaking morons. It is funny. And it isnt as though the person who posted it is trying to pull it off as their own joke. TFLN is conversations b/t people that someone puts one here. Its everyday language. and it isnt as though this was a thought out joke trying to impress people. get a life! Its not like when someone says "thats whats she said" you say OMG you stole that from the office and are trying to pull it off as your own.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:15pm

    LMAO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:02pm

    lmfao. thanks for making my night