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  • 74 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:01am
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    His previous life was ended by Ozzy Osbourne biting his head off.

  • 70 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:58am
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    There's an obvious Batman joke here, but I'm too tired to make it.

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:54am
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    I want a potbellied pig.

  • 61 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:17pm
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    hahahahaha yesssssss

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:11pm
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    haha I actually think this is funny.

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:05am
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    I was a bat in my previous life. We had some little batlings and a bat house in the woods. Don't you remember?

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:54am
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    Ever notice how all kindergardens smell like graham crackers and crayon nubs?

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:05pm
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    LMFAOOoooo that's really funny

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:51am
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    Can you help me find my wife? -Mankrik

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:15am
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    Why do retards smell like warm peanut butter? Ick...

  • 36 33
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 29, 11 at 11:34am
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    Texts like this are what this website is for.

  • 22 15
    Submitted by crazyredhead88 on May 5, 12 at 2:15pm
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    I love it!