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i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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at least you got some pussy
That's the way Adolf
his cock dickn't do anything of interest
BEEN THERE. But it was on a basketball court. At 3 am. And I'd never seen the cat before in my life.
You're getting so fucking old.
I'm a little teapot....
Spooning with the neighbors pussy! You should be ashamed or content? I don't know which one.
U couldn't get any real pussy...
there's no way a cat would sit there with you that long. stop lying. cripes.
dick your cock throw up a fur ball later in the day?
shit happens when you party naked
You're obvious billshit
'I just woke up...' texts are getting so fucking old.
At least you werent alone?
Every morning I wake up naked spooning my cat so this isn't that cool..
well, you said you were going out to hunt some pussy....
That's almost like the time I woke up on my porch
1:38p stop pretending you know anything about cats
no you weren't stop lying
Was the cat...alive?
more like i just woke up sober and decided to post some obvious bullshit on TFLN.
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