i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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