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  • Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 1, 12 at 10:20pm

    Can't make yourself too available homie. No one wants someone that's that easy.. C'mon now. Step it up

  • Submitted by ck24 on Oct 31, 12 at 4:01pm

    You smell that? That is the stench of desperation right there

  • Submitted by Micholder on Oct 31, 12 at 3:52pm

    The lack of pride puts you at an 88 on the desperation scale

    • Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 31, 12 at 4:52pm

      ::clap:: - should have spelled it out though

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 31, 12 at 9:48pm

    Oddly, 25.4 is the number of millimeters to the inch. Wonder if OP is trying to tell us something about that "scale" he's using.

  • Submitted by Sam981 on Oct 31, 12 at 6:49pm

    Hahah this is awesome. And truthful.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 31, 12 at 10:47pm

    Third most pathetic post I've seen on here.

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    Submitted by MeOlly on Nov 1, 12 at 10:25pm

    Sounds like a clinger. RUN!

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    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Nov 3, 12 at 2:12pm

    Haha fucking everyone's a critic. This was a convo between my girl and me. She thought it was cute and, yep, got that super good, wild monkey sex when I got back home to her. Take notes fellas.

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    Submitted by breakfast_club on Oct 13, 13 at 8:17pm

    :D ha ha