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  • It's not post it's partial you dumbass. And that's the last thing on obamas mind right now. He's trying to pull us out of s giant shit hole. Why I'm I even trying you ignorant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Wtf. Put the politics somewhere else. That has nothing to do with tequila and cake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Never give up tequila !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:47pm
  • good but seems fake D:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:13pm
  • To mister 8:23 pm on Oct 12, the text never said that the person says slutty things to any particular person. To the political pricks, only if the mother's life is in danger should abortion be considered. There are orphanages and foster homes, you know. Also, by trying to pull us out of a "giant shit hole" (11:45), Obama has run up the national debt/deficit/whatever to at least 3 times, if not 5 times, what it was under Bush.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:01am
  • 11:36. Your the biggest idiot in the world. Post birth abortion? Nooooo. Partial birth abortions. Maybe. If the mothers life is in danger. Get it right tard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Even though our national debt is 3 times or whatever greater than bush's debt, at least obama's debt was debt incurred to stimulate our economy. Bush didn't think of that. Not only that but our government didn't spend money foriegn would call back their funds and leave us in deeper shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:40pm
  • 1201...you are a fucking moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:29am
  • 1:03...google "Obama national deficit". First result states "Obama has nearly tripled deficit 'Bush left him' already". This article was from February 09. Another forecasts that by the end of the current year, Obama will have run up a higher national deficit than all the years Bush was in office. That article wasn't even counting health reform costs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:14am
  • 208 I just took my morning vitamins with vodka. It's gonna be that kind of day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:47pm
  • I think this is a girl-to-girl text. You know, a best-friend thing. I'll be damned if TFLN isn't a micro-mystery! It should be a college course. TFLN Analysis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:36pm
  • Mmm, ditto. I love Dallas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:19am
  • This sounds JUST like my roommate and myself after my birthday party. Glad we weren't the only apartment covered in cake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:12am
  • Well Rusty, looks like we're gonna have to eat our way through another one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:06pm
  • I call thy bullshit 2:01.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:28am
  • I think this is the cutest TFLN I've ever read..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:53am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:49pm
  • uhm people it's tfln... not a place to have political debates. it's making u look dumb by posting thar here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:45am
  • sounds like me.

    Submitted by stevieeee on May 11, 10 at 2:47am
  • She is the best header at myschool damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:35pm
  • 12:29... Fuck you liberal dumb shit:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:33am
  • 12:01am... I love you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:28am
  • wow. i wrote this and did not know my friend was going to post this...ha. so yes its real. and it was a girl to girl thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:01am
  • dallas.. you make me proud (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:57pm
  • 1/ Why do you care that much if you're too drunk to know what to say? 2/ Why do you care honestly if you love him? 3/ Um. Lame. 4/ Um no you don't, because you minded so much that you said slutty things to him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:23pm
  • Ah hahaha. TFLN Analysis.. good one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:57pm
  • not even half as funny as "Tres. that's 3 in Spanish. 4. fuck three doors down."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:24pm
  • Awww...8:23 is lonely, poor li'l feller.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:35pm
  • I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH BLASIANS WITH WIDE BUTTHOLES -7R0LLZ0RZ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:18pm
  • Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:22pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:45pm
  • John Lennon once told me that because the wold is round it turned him on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:25pm
  • 12:01... really? 3 times? 5 times? this is the sort of thing you should really google before you make an ass out of yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:03am
  • 1201,, you said i perfectly thanks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:12am
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