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  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:14am

    1:03...google "Obama national deficit". First result states "Obama has nearly tripled deficit 'Bush left him' already". This article was from February 09. Another forecasts that by the end of the current year, Obama will have run up a higher national deficit than all the years Bush was in office. That article wasn't even counting health reform costs.

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:45pm

    It's not post it's partial you dumbass. And that's the last thing on obamas mind right now. He's trying to pull us out of s giant shit hole. Why I'm I even trying you ignorant

  • 73 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:13pm

    good but seems fake D:

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 5:21pm

    Wtf. Put the politics somewhere else. That has nothing to do with tequila and cake.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:40pm

    Even though our national debt is 3 times or whatever greater than bush's debt, at least obama's debt was debt incurred to stimulate our economy. Bush didn't think of that. Not only that but our government didn't spend money foriegn would call back their funds and leave us in deeper shit

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:01am

    To mister 8:23 pm on Oct 12, the text never said that the person says slutty things to any particular person. To the political pricks, only if the mother's life is in danger should abortion be considered. There are orphanages and foster homes, you know. Also, by trying to pull us out of a "giant shit hole" (11:45), Obama has run up the national debt/deficit/whatever to at least 3 times, if not 5 times, what it was under Bush.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:47pm

    208 I just took my morning vitamins with vodka. It's gonna be that kind of day.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:49pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:24pm

    not even half as funny as "Tres. that's 3 in Spanish. 4. fuck three doors down."

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:35pm

    She is the best header at myschool damn

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:41pm

    11:36. Your the biggest idiot in the world. Post birth abortion? Nooooo. Partial birth abortions. Maybe. If the mothers life is in danger. Get it right tard

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:29am

    1201...you are a fucking moron.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:06pm

    Well Rusty, looks like we're gonna have to eat our way through another one.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:57pm

    Ah hahaha. TFLN Analysis.. good one!

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:36pm

    I think this is a girl-to-girl text. You know, a best-friend thing. I'll be damned if TFLN isn't a micro-mystery! It should be a college course. TFLN Analysis.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by stevieeee on May 11, 10 at 2:47am

    sounds like me.

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 12:45am

    uhm people it's tfln... not a place to have political debates. it's making u look dumb by posting thar here.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:28am

    12:01am... I love you!

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:22pm

    Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:33am

    12:29... Fuck you liberal dumb shit:)

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:57pm

    dallas.. you make me proud (:

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:47pm

    Never give up tequila !

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:45pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:35pm

    Awww...8:23 is lonely, poor li'l feller.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:12am

    This sounds JUST like my roommate and myself after my birthday party. Glad we weren't the only apartment covered in cake.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 11:19am

    Mmm, ditto. I love Dallas.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:01am

    wow. i wrote this and did not know my friend was going to post this...ha. so yes its real. and it was a girl to girl thing!

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 1:53am

    I think this is the cutest TFLN I've ever read..

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:28am

    I call thy bullshit 2:01.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:25pm

    John Lennon once told me that because the wold is round it turned him on.

  • 64 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:03am

    12:01... really? 3 times? 5 times? this is the sort of thing you should really google before you make an ass out of yourself.

  • 64 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:23pm

    1/ Why do you care that much if you're too drunk to know what to say? 2/ Why do you care honestly if you love him? 3/ Um. Lame. 4/ Um no you don't, because you minded so much that you said slutty things to him.

  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:18pm

    I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH BLASIANS WITH WIDE BUTTHOLES -7R0LLZ0RZ

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:12am

    1201,, you said i perfectly thanks